1) Their bragging how their 60″ plasma can now surf the web, ‘cause they hooked it up to a PC, which leads into….
2) It can also display the multiple Terabytes of photos of their “adorable kids” from the extra PC they now have hooked to the plasma. Which leads into….
3) Seeing a “a few photos” turns into TWO HOURS of looking at awful photos of their spoiled kids. I’m talkin’ people who could NOT take a good photo on accident. People that didn’t even take the time to re-orient images so people are right-side UP, after their 10 Mpixel camera upchucked thousands of images from their every insipid family event just so you can see each and every boring dreadful image.
I bet you know at least one family just like them?
Thankfully we don’t. We’re gay. We don’t have kids (or pets) and neither do our friends – even the lesbians.
We party like heteros do before they have kids. We can tell off-color jokes and not worry about Little Johnny repeating what we said. We can drink and not have to worry about breast feeding. We don’t have to worry about babysitters and we never, ever, ever have to sit through “a few pictures”.
