Wow, I missed this thread and the party that's going on in here.
So far I learned,
Santee is drug invested. No wait it isn't.
America use to belong to Mexicans, but was taken by the gringos.
There was some concerns the Chinese would take over land in the U.S. and force people to speak mandarin (oh wait, but they sort of already are, and americans don't seem to mind). It takes somewhere between 10mins-1hr to drive from Santee to La Jolla.
The school system in Santee is decent. Oh wait, it's 70% percentile oh wait it's not. Test scores speak for themselves. Oh wait, the CA test scores are a joke. Oh wait they're not.