Someone somewhere
Leads an average life
In the average house
With the average wife.

Drinks an average beer
Eats average food
Watches average shows
With his average brood.

But there’s only 1 of him.

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The Lake Wobegon effect
The characterization that “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average” has been used to describe a real and pervasive human tendency to overestimate one’s achievements and capabilities in relation to others.