^^^

I know you’re speaking sarcastically, but I think we actually should. Public schools should be state-run with strict standards and teachers with specific skills being randomly assigned in a given area to assure equal levels of education statewide. Anyone who’s capable should be able to select AP/IB or college-prep track courses.

As far as substance use/abuse, it shouldn’t be a police matter at all absent some other crime being committed. If someone is a danger to themselves or others, they should be committed for appropriate psych treatment, not imprisoned.

Underage drinking? Do what most of the world does, lower the liquor age to 18 or 19. 99% of college students drink — I’d rather it be out in the open where there’s social pressure not to get sloppy, and bartenders can cut them off if they’re being morons.

The American focus on punishment, criminalization, and marginalization of the poor should disappear.