Wasn’t it Louis CK who said, If you like laws, sausages or youth sports, you should never watch any of them being made” ?
BTW, infinite numbers of females have rubbed their stuff on men without asking, when trying to get a better deal on a car, or a kitchen remodel , or get a good or free deal on having closets lined with cedar, or they have used ploys to like, “I need my stove fixed” to get a man with higher sexual market value into their lair, so they can make a hard pass on them. How about rubbing on a guy to make their boyfriend jealous? Men don’t have the market corned on groping or other forms of “sexual misconduct”….and that’s funny.