Appearances are everything. Smoke if necessary. He is too fat to rule. His fat is weakness.

Even as you read this, he is probably stuffing his fat face with some hi calorie snack. He has to be, to maintain his giant elastic pant girth. He is a fat man.

The media needs to jump on his corpulence. Forget issues, just ride him for 4 years for being too fat to take off his jacket. Make fun of his cock.

ridicule his impotence. dig up statements from former lovers. humiliate him relentlessly.

ENTERTAIN US.

There is no more point to reporting. The media should shift into full time troll mode. Troll the troller in chief. I have no more interest in neutrality or reasoned analysis. Just make funny shit up.

The headline of the ny ttimes every day should be a new insight into either trumps fat or his wiener or how he’s getting rich off the presidency. There should be zero coverage of his tweets or anything he says.