I said that, I was just joking. I got a perm once though , very out of character for me, women just loved to run their fingers through my hair and get close. That was fucking real! If it were a wig it probably would have been less real.

Nothing wrong with recreating yourself, physically , occupationally, socially, whatever, it might be more real than what you are today. Could be a big fricken improvement.

All the World is a Stage. and we are merely players.
Performers and portrayers,
each another’s audience upon the gilded stage.

That’s the band Rush but it seems like Shakespeare wrote it?