wouldn’t it be irritating if some knucklehead was chatting on their phone next to you in spin class and pedalling the bare minimum? wouldnt it kind of violate the entire spirit of spin?

OK. we’re coming up to n incline and youre coming up hard ona pack of 5 riders…., let’s get out of our seats and try to move up alongside this pack of riders.

“SO I sez to nancy, i sez, that dress is gawjus, but it’s just not gonna work for that mermelstein’s affair…the color is wrong….”

“and now you’re powering up the hill and your right on the tail of…

“No! She did not! She did? She did NOT!. She did! GAwd…can you believe it? I can’t beleive it…”

The entire class would come and push over that nimrod’s exerbike.