I got my morning chuckle out of this mls description:
“Blink twice and you’ll miss this great opportunity to own a DETACHED townhome near Park. Nowhere else in Mira Mesa can you find townhomes built as recently as 1998 with 3BR/2.5BA/2-car attached garage & patio. When real estate prices are going up, the “comps” for past sold homes will always be lower. [Conversely, when prices are trending down, the past sold homes are always higher. ] Seller caught a falling knife in 2005. Now is your opportunity to ride the tide of recovery–buy LOW at low interest rates!See attachment on 3BR/2BA homes (all types) on GOLD COAST DRIVE only that sold since 2000 until May of 2012. Please note the rising price trend. Buyer and buyer’s agent should verify all information and measurement before close of escrow.”
