26. Do you get to collect pension and paychecks at the same time?

No. Unlike these guys

27. If you convicted of arson, can you still keep your pensions?

No. Unlike this guy

All these “if you [fill in the blank], then why don’t you [fill in the blank]” and “my job is harder than your job” arguments are just to deflect the issue. The only thing that they need is the “neener neener” at the end.