[quote=jpinpb]After the last Republican debate, I can see a lot of people looking for alternatives.[/quote]

I’m hoping for a fist fight to break out in the next debate.

“I’ll be the most protective of the banksters!”
KAPOW! OOOOOFFF!

“Fraud will no longer be a crime under my administration!”
BAM! WHAMM! SPLATT!

“Apples and oranges”
SPLOOT!

… and so on