A 5th grader once picked me up and held me like a log on his shoulders and spin me around like on the little rascals.
Do not ever get in any fight ever unless you are prepared to kill the other person. One that might be the other guys plan, two, people fall and hit their head and die.
Last resort people. Never fight unless you are prepared to kill or be killed.
If you do fight, leap on the other persons head and pull their eyes out of their head.