AAAAAAARRRRGH! Kerry didn’t say that military folks were poorly educated, he simply fumbled his words. ARRRRRGH! I don’t even LIKE John Kerry and here I am wasting my time correcting you people. I’M A F***ING REPUBLICAN and here I am defending the flip-flopping mumblemouthed Senator from Massachusetts. Why do I still visit this site? ARRRRRRGH!

This country is doomed. Go back to watching “American Idol” everyone. Nothing to see here. All is well. Get ready for the Two Minutes Hate this afternoon, I hear it’s going to be a good one!