Economy is so bad that – Piggington's Econo-Almanac

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August 10, 2011 at 10:01 PM #19021

waiting hawk
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My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates

Motel 6 will no longer leave the light on

And, finally….

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #717482

Allan from Fallbrook
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That last one made me howl.

Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #718679

Allan from Fallbrook
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That last one made me howl.

Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #718323

Allan from Fallbrook
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That last one made me howl.

Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #718169

Allan from Fallbrook
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That last one made me howl.

Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #717574

Allan from Fallbrook
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That last one made me howl.

Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #718174

TexasLine
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Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…

August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #717579

TexasLine
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Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…

August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #718684

TexasLine
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Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…

August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #717487

TexasLine
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Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…

August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #718328

TexasLine
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Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…

August 10, 2011 at 10:51 PM #718184

bearishgurl
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[quote=TexasLine]Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…[/quote]

Agree TexasLine … it’s bad but kinda true, lol…

I stumbled onto this timely thread after leaving a side-splitting “1-900 session” over on the “best President ever?” thread.

Time to call it a day :=/

August 10, 2011 at 10:51 PM #717589

bearishgurl
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[quote=TexasLine]Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…[/quote]

Agree TexasLine … it’s bad but kinda true, lol…

I stumbled onto this timely thread after leaving a side-splitting “1-900 session” over on the “best President ever?” thread.

Time to call it a day :=/

August 10, 2011 at 10:51 PM #717497

bearishgurl
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[quote=TexasLine]Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…[/quote]

Agree TexasLine … it’s bad but kinda true, lol…

I stumbled onto this timely thread after leaving a side-splitting “1-900 session” over on the “best President ever?” thread.

Time to call it a day :=/

August 10, 2011 at 10:51 PM #718694

bearishgurl
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[quote=TexasLine]Two thumbs up. Funny!

How ’bout…

….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

sorry 😉 it’s bad…[/quote]

Agree TexasLine … it’s bad but kinda true, lol…

I stumbled onto this timely thread after leaving a side-splitting “1-900 session” over on the “best President ever?” thread.

Time to call it a day :=/
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