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  • August 10, 2011 at 10:01 PM #19021
    waiting hawk
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    My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

    McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates

    Motel 6 will no longer leave the light on

    And, finally….

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

    August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #717482
    Allan from Fallbrook
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    That last one made me howl.

    Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #718679
    Allan from Fallbrook
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    That last one made me howl.

    Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #718323
    Allan from Fallbrook
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    That last one made me howl.

    Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #718169
    Allan from Fallbrook
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    That last one made me howl.

    Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM #717574
    Allan from Fallbrook
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    That last one made me howl.

    Thanks. That was not only timely, but welcome. If you can’t laugh…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #718174
    TexasLine
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    Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #717579
    TexasLine
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    Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #718684
    TexasLine
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    Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #717487
    TexasLine
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    Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM #718328
    TexasLine
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    Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…

    August 10, 2011 at 10:51 PM #718184
    bearishgurl
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    [quote=TexasLine]Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…[/quote]

    Agree TexasLine … it’s bad but kinda true, lol…

    I stumbled onto this timely thread after leaving a side-splitting “1-900 session” over on the “best President ever?” thread.

    Smiley

    Time to call it a day :=/

    August 10, 2011 at 10:51 PM #717589
    bearishgurl
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    [quote=TexasLine]Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…[/quote]

    Agree TexasLine … it’s bad but kinda true, lol…

    I stumbled onto this timely thread after leaving a side-splitting “1-900 session” over on the “best President ever?” thread.

    Smiley

    Time to call it a day :=/

    August 10, 2011 at 10:51 PM #717497
    bearishgurl
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    [quote=TexasLine]Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…[/quote]

    Agree TexasLine … it’s bad but kinda true, lol…

    I stumbled onto this timely thread after leaving a side-splitting “1-900 session” over on the “best President ever?” thread.

    Smiley

    Time to call it a day :=/

    August 10, 2011 at 10:51 PM #718694
    bearishgurl
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    [quote=TexasLine]Two thumbs up. Funny!

    How ’bout…

    ….I called up my mama for a loan, and she said “Sure, you know where I can get one?”

    sorry 😉 it’s bad…[/quote]

    Agree TexasLine … it’s bad but kinda true, lol…

    I stumbled onto this timely thread after leaving a side-splitting “1-900 session” over on the “best President ever?” thread.

    Smiley

    Time to call it a day :=/

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