Thank you for your offer. Unfortunately, I have heard from Piggington that it is far more difficult to purchase a home that is a Short Sale than a home that is in Foreclosure, so I think I will just wait at this point.
Thank you,
Renter.
P.S. please let me know when you stop making loan payments so that I can stop paying you rent.
P.P.S. Feel free to remove all appliances and decorations that I designate as ugly and unfit for my tastes to resell on Craigslist. Please, though leave all plumbing, electricity, and drainage alone, and don't touch my personal stuff please. If you feel a need to urinate, please do so at the expense of your own place of residence.
