So the transmission didn’t work and they are putting in temporary ones that only will take it 0-60 in 5.7 seconds. Even if it goes slower than a Prius, I want one it’s sesssy!!!! IT doesn’t even have to run, I’ll push it. Look, we are going to kill people anyway, we have done so every 20-30 years since we started this place, most countries do it more often than that. Usually it is for land, religion or ideology. At least if it is to keep me from having to ride the bus, I’m good with that.

Before yo get bent, I’m playing. Shortages and pending doom always bring out the best in people, the higher the price of oil gets the more research will be done in getting around it. We could have figured out another way thirty years ago but we didn’t need to, fuel practically came out of the ground. That party is over so it’s a good thing that we will be forced to figure something else out. It’s popular, it will get you chicks and make you more famous than a rock star, just figure out a way to power a car with milk duds and you will be rich and famous. Sorry it had to come to this but this is how it works. How would Louis Pastuer or Jonas Salk be treated had their discovery been in 2008, they would have an MTV cribs episode within a week and we would see them co-hosting the New Years Eve show with Ryan Seacrest.