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November 28, 2007 at 4:00 PM #11013November 28, 2007 at 6:45 PM #104794CMcGParticipant
Very good. My personal peeves are “dollhouse” or “storybook cottage” (only a very skinny couple could stand living here) and “sparkling pool” (unless the house has been abandoned for awhile, all pools sparkle in the sun). I also hate houses that turn into humans (“The entryway warmly greets you into this majestic estate”), the use of ALL CAPS or Improper Capitalization (“You Must See This Spectacular Property!” Oh, and too many exclamation points. “Three bedrooms! Three baths!” THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT!
November 28, 2007 at 6:45 PM #104942CMcGParticipantVery good. My personal peeves are “dollhouse” or “storybook cottage” (only a very skinny couple could stand living here) and “sparkling pool” (unless the house has been abandoned for awhile, all pools sparkle in the sun). I also hate houses that turn into humans (“The entryway warmly greets you into this majestic estate”), the use of ALL CAPS or Improper Capitalization (“You Must See This Spectacular Property!” Oh, and too many exclamation points. “Three bedrooms! Three baths!” THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT!
November 28, 2007 at 6:45 PM #104919CMcGParticipantVery good. My personal peeves are “dollhouse” or “storybook cottage” (only a very skinny couple could stand living here) and “sparkling pool” (unless the house has been abandoned for awhile, all pools sparkle in the sun). I also hate houses that turn into humans (“The entryway warmly greets you into this majestic estate”), the use of ALL CAPS or Improper Capitalization (“You Must See This Spectacular Property!” Oh, and too many exclamation points. “Three bedrooms! Three baths!” THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT!
November 28, 2007 at 6:45 PM #104892CMcGParticipantVery good. My personal peeves are “dollhouse” or “storybook cottage” (only a very skinny couple could stand living here) and “sparkling pool” (unless the house has been abandoned for awhile, all pools sparkle in the sun). I also hate houses that turn into humans (“The entryway warmly greets you into this majestic estate”), the use of ALL CAPS or Improper Capitalization (“You Must See This Spectacular Property!” Oh, and too many exclamation points. “Three bedrooms! Three baths!” THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT!
November 28, 2007 at 6:45 PM #104886CMcGParticipantVery good. My personal peeves are “dollhouse” or “storybook cottage” (only a very skinny couple could stand living here) and “sparkling pool” (unless the house has been abandoned for awhile, all pools sparkle in the sun). I also hate houses that turn into humans (“The entryway warmly greets you into this majestic estate”), the use of ALL CAPS or Improper Capitalization (“You Must See This Spectacular Property!” Oh, and too many exclamation points. “Three bedrooms! Three baths!” THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT!
November 28, 2007 at 7:01 PM #1049075yesParticipantHow about “The back yard is a blank slate, waiting for your personal touch?” I hate that blank slate crap, we all know what it really means…
November 28, 2007 at 7:01 PM #1049115yesParticipantHow about “The back yard is a blank slate, waiting for your personal touch?” I hate that blank slate crap, we all know what it really means…
November 28, 2007 at 7:01 PM #1049405yesParticipantHow about “The back yard is a blank slate, waiting for your personal touch?” I hate that blank slate crap, we all know what it really means…
November 28, 2007 at 7:01 PM #1048145yesParticipantHow about “The back yard is a blank slate, waiting for your personal touch?” I hate that blank slate crap, we all know what it really means…
November 28, 2007 at 7:01 PM #1049625yesParticipantHow about “The back yard is a blank slate, waiting for your personal touch?” I hate that blank slate crap, we all know what it really means…
November 29, 2007 at 11:09 AM #105106nostradamusParticipant“very private from street”
translation: there’s a big bush in the front yard which blocks the windows. example“must see”
translation: the photos look like crap just like the house, but if you swing by I’ll tag you in my database example“best buy in the neighborhood”
translation: crappiest house in the neighborhood example“rare opportunity”
translation: rarely would we have the opportunity to find someone willing to live in or buy this shitbox exampleNovember 29, 2007 at 11:09 AM #105194nostradamusParticipant“very private from street”
translation: there’s a big bush in the front yard which blocks the windows. example“must see”
translation: the photos look like crap just like the house, but if you swing by I’ll tag you in my database example“best buy in the neighborhood”
translation: crappiest house in the neighborhood example“rare opportunity”
translation: rarely would we have the opportunity to find someone willing to live in or buy this shitbox exampleNovember 29, 2007 at 11:09 AM #105198nostradamusParticipant“very private from street”
translation: there’s a big bush in the front yard which blocks the windows. example“must see”
translation: the photos look like crap just like the house, but if you swing by I’ll tag you in my database example“best buy in the neighborhood”
translation: crappiest house in the neighborhood example“rare opportunity”
translation: rarely would we have the opportunity to find someone willing to live in or buy this shitbox exampleNovember 29, 2007 at 11:09 AM #105231nostradamusParticipant“very private from street”
translation: there’s a big bush in the front yard which blocks the windows. example“must see”
translation: the photos look like crap just like the house, but if you swing by I’ll tag you in my database example“best buy in the neighborhood”
translation: crappiest house in the neighborhood example“rare opportunity”
translation: rarely would we have the opportunity to find someone willing to live in or buy this shitbox example -
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