given his promiscuity, the truth should come out..
scaredyclassic
June 19, 2016 @
12:46 AM
i have a feeling the nation i have a feeling the nation will see his thing before we are done….i think a penis tweet could turn things around for him. also curious whether bill clintons penis will figure in this race. mistresses perhaps unfairl termed him small at 5.5 inches. how can trump use this factoid at future debates?
but seriously, if we get to see trumps cock in s dramatic fashion, say at the debates, or a press conf., i might actually vote for him, just due to the craziness of it all.
frankly, at trumps age, id be more impressed by actual decent nonviagra induced erections of any size than actual measurements…
prescient coverage from theonion in 2012
Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day
I voted “9 or greater” just I voted “9 or greater” just to be a contrarian. Are there any tumors that cause massive penile growth?
scaredyclassic
June 19, 2016 @
12:19 PM
spdrun wrote:I voted “9 or [quote=spdrun]I voted “9 or greater” just to be a contrarian. Are there any tumors that cause massive penile growth?[/quote]
probably possible. what about penis enlargement surgery? can we get access to his medical records at least if we cant be allowed to peruse his 1040.
scaredyclassic
June 19, 2016 @
12:25 PM
im not sure theres any size im not sure theres any size that will soothe me. if its tiny, its worrying, in terms of getting us into a war, but large also disturbs me. average is probably most volatile of all.
all in all, hes probably no LBJ. now he at least had the balls to wave his actual member at people in washington. even if trumps is comparable in length to lbj, i bet you could fit 2 trumps in one hollowed out lbj.
I just got a new laptop. The I just got a new laptop. The old one is like 13.75″ wide. The new one is like 15.25″. It’s amazing how much difference 1 1/2 inches make. My wife told me the same thing. Just sayin.
moneymaker
June 19, 2016 @
5:17 PM
So is that where the term So is that where the term “johnson” comes from? It’s not the size that matters it’s the girth and how long it can stand at attention,ask any woman.
scaredyclassic
June 19, 2016 @
10:53 PM
feel the johnson was actually feel the johnson was actually his,slogan for a,while.
anthony wiener documentary supposed to be good.
id like to see wiener v. johnson v. wang v peter v. cox v. trump.
penises will probably play a bigger part in future elections.
FlyerInHi
June 20, 2016 @
1:52 AM
Penis shrinks as belly gets Penis shrinks as belly gets bigger.
Ivanka said she wished her dad would eat better and lose weight.
svelte
June 20, 2016 @
1:41 AM
You know what? It’s You know what? It’s something I’d rather not think about.
What you think about is up to you.
scaredyclassic
June 20, 2016 @
6:09 AM
svelte wrote:You know what? [quote=svelte]You know what? It’s something I’d rather not think about.
What you think about is up to you.[/quote]
the more i try to ignore it, the more it fills my consciousness such that eventually, everything is trumps penis.
FlyerInHi
June 20, 2016 @
11:29 AM
Scaredy, a handsome shape is Scaredy, a handsome shape is also very important. There are very ugly penises out there.
spdrun
June 20, 2016 @
2:27 PM
Why is there no option for Why is there no option for “yyuuuge?”
scaredyclassic
June 20, 2016 @
8:00 PM
what would it be like to have what would it be like to have a potentially fertile woman president?
the sexual appeal of a candidate matters.
spdrun
June 20, 2016 @
8:04 PM
What about a pregnant What about a pregnant president? Could two people hold the office at once? Would it be a problem since the foetus is under age 35?
njtosd
June 21, 2016 @
6:52 AM
scaredyclassic wrote:what [quote=scaredyclassic]what would it be like to have a potentially fertile woman president?
the sexual appeal of a candidate matters.[/quote]
Fertile Octogenarian?
poorgradstudent
June 22, 2016 @
11:57 AM
He’s a tall guy with small He’s a tall guy with small hands, so I expect he’s pretty average. I feel like it if was especially remarkable in either way, a past lover or two would have made comment.
June 19, 2016 @ 12:17 AM
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/d
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/donald-trump-penis-size-odds/
this website is taking bets on trumps cock size.
given his promiscuity, the truth should come out..
June 19, 2016 @ 12:46 AM
i have a feeling the nation
i have a feeling the nation will see his thing before we are done….i think a penis tweet could turn things around for him. also curious whether bill clintons penis will figure in this race. mistresses perhaps unfairl termed him small at 5.5 inches. how can trump use this factoid at future debates?
but seriously, if we get to see trumps cock in s dramatic fashion, say at the debates, or a press conf., i might actually vote for him, just due to the craziness of it all.
frankly, at trumps age, id be more impressed by actual decent nonviagra induced erections of any size than actual measurements…
prescient coverage from theonion in 2012
Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day
http://www.theonion.com/article/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-i-28589
June 19, 2016 @ 8:14 AM
I voted “9 or greater” just
I voted “9 or greater” just to be a contrarian. Are there any tumors that cause massive penile growth?
June 19, 2016 @ 12:19 PM
spdrun wrote:I voted “9 or
[quote=spdrun]I voted “9 or greater” just to be a contrarian. Are there any tumors that cause massive penile growth?[/quote]
probably possible. what about penis enlargement surgery? can we get access to his medical records at least if we cant be allowed to peruse his 1040.
June 19, 2016 @ 12:25 PM
im not sure theres any size
im not sure theres any size that will soothe me. if its tiny, its worrying, in terms of getting us into a war, but large also disturbs me. average is probably most volatile of all.
all in all, hes probably no LBJ. now he at least had the balls to wave his actual member at people in washington. even if trumps is comparable in length to lbj, i bet you could fit 2 trumps in one hollowed out lbj.
http://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317
June 19, 2016 @ 12:43 PM
I just got a new laptop. The
I just got a new laptop. The old one is like 13.75″ wide. The new one is like 15.25″. It’s amazing how much difference 1 1/2 inches make. My wife told me the same thing. Just sayin.
June 19, 2016 @ 5:17 PM
So is that where the term
So is that where the term “johnson” comes from? It’s not the size that matters it’s the girth and how long it can stand at attention,ask any woman.
June 19, 2016 @ 10:53 PM
feel the johnson was actually
feel the johnson was actually his,slogan for a,while.
anthony wiener documentary supposed to be good.
id like to see wiener v. johnson v. wang v peter v. cox v. trump.
penises will probably play a bigger part in future elections.
June 20, 2016 @ 1:52 AM
Penis shrinks as belly gets
Penis shrinks as belly gets bigger.
Ivanka said she wished her dad would eat better and lose weight.
June 20, 2016 @ 1:41 AM
You know what? It’s
You know what? It’s something I’d rather not think about.
What you think about is up to you.
June 20, 2016 @ 6:09 AM
svelte wrote:You know what?
[quote=svelte]You know what? It’s something I’d rather not think about.
What you think about is up to you.[/quote]
the more i try to ignore it, the more it fills my consciousness such that eventually, everything is trumps penis.
June 20, 2016 @ 11:29 AM
Scaredy, a handsome shape is
Scaredy, a handsome shape is also very important. There are very ugly penises out there.
June 20, 2016 @ 2:27 PM
Why is there no option for
Why is there no option for “yyuuuge?”
June 20, 2016 @ 8:00 PM
what would it be like to have
what would it be like to have a potentially fertile woman president?
the sexual appeal of a candidate matters.
June 20, 2016 @ 8:04 PM
What about a pregnant
What about a pregnant president? Could two people hold the office at once? Would it be a problem since the foetus is under age 35?
June 21, 2016 @ 6:52 AM
scaredyclassic wrote:what
[quote=scaredyclassic]what would it be like to have a potentially fertile woman president?
the sexual appeal of a candidate matters.[/quote]
Fertile Octogenarian?
June 22, 2016 @ 11:57 AM
He’s a tall guy with small
He’s a tall guy with small hands, so I expect he’s pretty average. I feel like it if was especially remarkable in either way, a past lover or two would have made comment.