[TenaciousSD]

Congrats Mike! 🙂

[TenaciousSD]

Congrats Mike! 🙂

[TenaciousSD]

Congrats Mike! 🙂

[TenaciousSD]

Congrats Mike! 🙂

[TenaciousSD]

I’ve been scanned and patted down – the TSA was kind and polite. He did run his hands up my legs tapping my genital area. I could tell that he was just looking for anything suspicious. There was no creepy feeling and the stroking as fast and as professional possible. I would however, not feel comfortable watching my grandmother, wife, or children go through the same process.

Report of a 3-year old girl who was routinely patted down:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=77140

Breast and/or groin now included in TSA securities pat down procedure:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7057978n&tag=related%3Bphotovideo

At the heart of the controversy over “body scanners” is a promise: The images of our naked bodies will never be public. U.S. Marshals in a Florida Federal courthouse saved 35,000 images on their scanner – many of which are now published on the Internet.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/11/16/131361057/website-publishes-100-pictures-of-federal-security-body-scans

[TenaciousSD]

I’ve been scanned and patted down – the TSA was kind and polite. He did run his hands up my legs tapping my genital area. I could tell that he was just looking for anything suspicious. There was no creepy feeling and the stroking as fast and as professional possible. I would however, not feel comfortable watching my grandmother, wife, or children go through the same process.

Report of a 3-year old girl who was routinely patted down:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=77140

Breast and/or groin now included in TSA securities pat down procedure:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7057978n&tag=related%3Bphotovideo

At the heart of the controversy over “body scanners” is a promise: The images of our naked bodies will never be public. U.S. Marshals in a Florida Federal courthouse saved 35,000 images on their scanner – many of which are now published on the Internet.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/11/16/131361057/website-publishes-100-pictures-of-federal-security-body-scans

[TenaciousSD]

I’ve been scanned and patted down – the TSA was kind and polite. He did run his hands up my legs tapping my genital area. I could tell that he was just looking for anything suspicious. There was no creepy feeling and the stroking as fast and as professional possible. I would however, not feel comfortable watching my grandmother, wife, or children go through the same process.

Report of a 3-year old girl who was routinely patted down:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=77140

Breast and/or groin now included in TSA securities pat down procedure:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7057978n&tag=related%3Bphotovideo

At the heart of the controversy over “body scanners” is a promise: The images of our naked bodies will never be public. U.S. Marshals in a Florida Federal courthouse saved 35,000 images on their scanner – many of which are now published on the Internet.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/11/16/131361057/website-publishes-100-pictures-of-federal-security-body-scans

[TenaciousSD]

I’ve been scanned and patted down – the TSA was kind and polite. He did run his hands up my legs tapping my genital area. I could tell that he was just looking for anything suspicious. There was no creepy feeling and the stroking as fast and as professional possible. I would however, not feel comfortable watching my grandmother, wife, or children go through the same process.

Report of a 3-year old girl who was routinely patted down:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=77140

Breast and/or groin now included in TSA securities pat down procedure:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7057978n&tag=related%3Bphotovideo

At the heart of the controversy over “body scanners” is a promise: The images of our naked bodies will never be public. U.S. Marshals in a Florida Federal courthouse saved 35,000 images on their scanner – many of which are now published on the Internet.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/11/16/131361057/website-publishes-100-pictures-of-federal-security-body-scans

[TenaciousSD]

I’ve been scanned and patted down – the TSA was kind and polite. He did run his hands up my legs tapping my genital area. I could tell that he was just looking for anything suspicious. There was no creepy feeling and the stroking as fast and as professional possible. I would however, not feel comfortable watching my grandmother, wife, or children go through the same process.

Report of a 3-year old girl who was routinely patted down:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=77140

Breast and/or groin now included in TSA securities pat down procedure:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7057978n&tag=related%3Bphotovideo

At the heart of the controversy over “body scanners” is a promise: The images of our naked bodies will never be public. U.S. Marshals in a Florida Federal courthouse saved 35,000 images on their scanner – many of which are now published on the Internet.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/11/16/131361057/website-publishes-100-pictures-of-federal-security-body-scans

[TenaciousSD]

[quote=flu]Do you folks really spend hundreds of dollars raising a feline or puppy a month, even in this economy???[/quote]

We get our cat the $38.99 bag of Science Diet because the cat loves it (on sale now for $32.99 at Petsmart). Well that, and the thing gets the runs if we feed it anything else. Save a few bucks on cheap cat food and spend a Saturday repainting the ‘scuffs’ on the walls. I choose to spend a little more on a scientifically proven kitty culinary masterpiece. The cat is ‘Lindsey Lohen’ addicted to the stuff at this point – he RUNS to the food. He even has this method where he tries to corral me towards his empty bowl. He then looks at me like he’s Gandhi himself and just undertook a month-long fast in some sort of underground kitty social protest. If I could send him to some sort of kitty rehab to wean it off the expensive stuff and put him on the cheap stuff – I would. To put this into perspective: It could easily chomp through a $25 7-pound bag of food every two weeks.

Check out the cat on this bag: http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2750232

Is it mocking you? Or is it just saying, “You could have bought a bottle of wine for what you’ve just spent on my delicious meal. Mmmm… mmmm.. prrr…”

As long as we’re on the theme of throwing your money down toilet. The only thing that seems to keep the smell under control is our $20+ cat odor eliminating PREMIUM scoopable clumping cat litter: Fresh Step Brand.

Check out the cat on the box. It just took a big chunk of money out of your pocket. Thats right, the clump of cash bouncing around in your pocket is no more.
http://www.petco.com/product/9966/Fresh-Step-Premium-Scoopable-Clumping-Cat-Litter.aspx?CoreCat=OnSiteSearch
They sell it boxed by the pound – 20, 25 or even a 40+ pounder. I nearly threw my back out last week hauling in these heavy boxes of cat a$$ sand.

Then there are toys, scratch pads, combs, and nail trimmers. Have you ever trimmed a cats claws? Oh, then you haven’t lived my friend. Delay the trimming and watch your couches turn into fur.

One more thing, did your cat get fleas from the neighbors’ free roaming feline? The $99 Front Line is the best stuff to take care of the problem. The other option is to just put up with the flea bites on your legs. They’re not lethal, but they just leave itchy blistering spots on your legs. The neighbor who had the cat on my block said that the flea treatment was too expensive. So I ended up having to take care of his flea infested cat (he said he was fine with me treating his cat). Thanks to my public service the neighborhood is now flea free.

[quote=oxford]Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity[/quote]

I’ve never been much of a cat person- but I love the woman I’m with – even though I have to haul out 7 pound bags of warm sand every other week. I don’t mind having the cat – at this point I actually do think it loves me.

[TenaciousSD]

[quote=flu]Do you folks really spend hundreds of dollars raising a feline or puppy a month, even in this economy???[/quote]

We get our cat the $38.99 bag of Science Diet because the cat loves it (on sale now for $32.99 at Petsmart). Well that, and the thing gets the runs if we feed it anything else. Save a few bucks on cheap cat food and spend a Saturday repainting the ‘scuffs’ on the walls. I choose to spend a little more on a scientifically proven kitty culinary masterpiece. The cat is ‘Lindsey Lohen’ addicted to the stuff at this point – he RUNS to the food. He even has this method where he tries to corral me towards his empty bowl. He then looks at me like he’s Gandhi himself and just undertook a month-long fast in some sort of underground kitty social protest. If I could send him to some sort of kitty rehab to wean it off the expensive stuff and put him on the cheap stuff – I would. To put this into perspective: It could easily chomp through a $25 7-pound bag of food every two weeks.

Check out the cat on this bag: http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2750232

Is it mocking you? Or is it just saying, “You could have bought a bottle of wine for what you’ve just spent on my delicious meal. Mmmm… mmmm.. prrr…”

As long as we’re on the theme of throwing your money down toilet. The only thing that seems to keep the smell under control is our $20+ cat odor eliminating PREMIUM scoopable clumping cat litter: Fresh Step Brand.

Check out the cat on the box. It just took a big chunk of money out of your pocket. Thats right, the clump of cash bouncing around in your pocket is no more.
http://www.petco.com/product/9966/Fresh-Step-Premium-Scoopable-Clumping-Cat-Litter.aspx?CoreCat=OnSiteSearch
They sell it boxed by the pound – 20, 25 or even a 40+ pounder. I nearly threw my back out last week hauling in these heavy boxes of cat a$$ sand.

Then there are toys, scratch pads, combs, and nail trimmers. Have you ever trimmed a cats claws? Oh, then you haven’t lived my friend. Delay the trimming and watch your couches turn into fur.

One more thing, did your cat get fleas from the neighbors’ free roaming feline? The $99 Front Line is the best stuff to take care of the problem. The other option is to just put up with the flea bites on your legs. They’re not lethal, but they just leave itchy blistering spots on your legs. The neighbor who had the cat on my block said that the flea treatment was too expensive. So I ended up having to take care of his flea infested cat (he said he was fine with me treating his cat). Thanks to my public service the neighborhood is now flea free.

[quote=oxford]Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity[/quote]

I’ve never been much of a cat person- but I love the woman I’m with – even though I have to haul out 7 pound bags of warm sand every other week. I don’t mind having the cat – at this point I actually do think it loves me.

[TenaciousSD]

[quote=flu]Do you folks really spend hundreds of dollars raising a feline or puppy a month, even in this economy???[/quote]

We get our cat the $38.99 bag of Science Diet because the cat loves it (on sale now for $32.99 at Petsmart). Well that, and the thing gets the runs if we feed it anything else. Save a few bucks on cheap cat food and spend a Saturday repainting the ‘scuffs’ on the walls. I choose to spend a little more on a scientifically proven kitty culinary masterpiece. The cat is ‘Lindsey Lohen’ addicted to the stuff at this point – he RUNS to the food. He even has this method where he tries to corral me towards his empty bowl. He then looks at me like he’s Gandhi himself and just undertook a month-long fast in some sort of underground kitty social protest. If I could send him to some sort of kitty rehab to wean it off the expensive stuff and put him on the cheap stuff – I would. To put this into perspective: It could easily chomp through a $25 7-pound bag of food every two weeks.

Check out the cat on this bag: http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2750232

Is it mocking you? Or is it just saying, “You could have bought a bottle of wine for what you’ve just spent on my delicious meal. Mmmm… mmmm.. prrr…”

As long as we’re on the theme of throwing your money down toilet. The only thing that seems to keep the smell under control is our $20+ cat odor eliminating PREMIUM scoopable clumping cat litter: Fresh Step Brand.

Check out the cat on the box. It just took a big chunk of money out of your pocket. Thats right, the clump of cash bouncing around in your pocket is no more.
http://www.petco.com/product/9966/Fresh-Step-Premium-Scoopable-Clumping-Cat-Litter.aspx?CoreCat=OnSiteSearch
They sell it boxed by the pound – 20, 25 or even a 40+ pounder. I nearly threw my back out last week hauling in these heavy boxes of cat a$$ sand.

Then there are toys, scratch pads, combs, and nail trimmers. Have you ever trimmed a cats claws? Oh, then you haven’t lived my friend. Delay the trimming and watch your couches turn into fur.

One more thing, did your cat get fleas from the neighbors’ free roaming feline? The $99 Front Line is the best stuff to take care of the problem. The other option is to just put up with the flea bites on your legs. They’re not lethal, but they just leave itchy blistering spots on your legs. The neighbor who had the cat on my block said that the flea treatment was too expensive. So I ended up having to take care of his flea infested cat (he said he was fine with me treating his cat). Thanks to my public service the neighborhood is now flea free.

[quote=oxford]Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity[/quote]

I’ve never been much of a cat person- but I love the woman I’m with – even though I have to haul out 7 pound bags of warm sand every other week. I don’t mind having the cat – at this point I actually do think it loves me.

[TenaciousSD]

[quote=flu]Do you folks really spend hundreds of dollars raising a feline or puppy a month, even in this economy???[/quote]

We get our cat the $38.99 bag of Science Diet because the cat loves it (on sale now for $32.99 at Petsmart). Well that, and the thing gets the runs if we feed it anything else. Save a few bucks on cheap cat food and spend a Saturday repainting the ‘scuffs’ on the walls. I choose to spend a little more on a scientifically proven kitty culinary masterpiece. The cat is ‘Lindsey Lohen’ addicted to the stuff at this point – he RUNS to the food. He even has this method where he tries to corral me towards his empty bowl. He then looks at me like he’s Gandhi himself and just undertook a month-long fast in some sort of underground kitty social protest. If I could send him to some sort of kitty rehab to wean it off the expensive stuff and put him on the cheap stuff – I would. To put this into perspective: It could easily chomp through a $25 7-pound bag of food every two weeks.

Check out the cat on this bag: http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2750232

Is it mocking you? Or is it just saying, “You could have bought a bottle of wine for what you’ve just spent on my delicious meal. Mmmm… mmmm.. prrr…”

As long as we’re on the theme of throwing your money down toilet. The only thing that seems to keep the smell under control is our $20+ cat odor eliminating PREMIUM scoopable clumping cat litter: Fresh Step Brand.

Check out the cat on the box. It just took a big chunk of money out of your pocket. Thats right, the clump of cash bouncing around in your pocket is no more.
http://www.petco.com/product/9966/Fresh-Step-Premium-Scoopable-Clumping-Cat-Litter.aspx?CoreCat=OnSiteSearch
They sell it boxed by the pound – 20, 25 or even a 40+ pounder. I nearly threw my back out last week hauling in these heavy boxes of cat a$$ sand.

Then there are toys, scratch pads, combs, and nail trimmers. Have you ever trimmed a cats claws? Oh, then you haven’t lived my friend. Delay the trimming and watch your couches turn into fur.

One more thing, did your cat get fleas from the neighbors’ free roaming feline? The $99 Front Line is the best stuff to take care of the problem. The other option is to just put up with the flea bites on your legs. They’re not lethal, but they just leave itchy blistering spots on your legs. The neighbor who had the cat on my block said that the flea treatment was too expensive. So I ended up having to take care of his flea infested cat (he said he was fine with me treating his cat). Thanks to my public service the neighborhood is now flea free.

[quote=oxford]Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity[/quote]

I’ve never been much of a cat person- but I love the woman I’m with – even though I have to haul out 7 pound bags of warm sand every other week. I don’t mind having the cat – at this point I actually do think it loves me.

[TenaciousSD]

[quote=flu]Do you folks really spend hundreds of dollars raising a feline or puppy a month, even in this economy???[/quote]

We get our cat the $38.99 bag of Science Diet because the cat loves it (on sale now for $32.99 at Petsmart). Well that, and the thing gets the runs if we feed it anything else. Save a few bucks on cheap cat food and spend a Saturday repainting the ‘scuffs’ on the walls. I choose to spend a little more on a scientifically proven kitty culinary masterpiece. The cat is ‘Lindsey Lohen’ addicted to the stuff at this point – he RUNS to the food. He even has this method where he tries to corral me towards his empty bowl. He then looks at me like he’s Gandhi himself and just undertook a month-long fast in some sort of underground kitty social protest. If I could send him to some sort of kitty rehab to wean it off the expensive stuff and put him on the cheap stuff – I would. To put this into perspective: It could easily chomp through a $25 7-pound bag of food every two weeks.

Check out the cat on this bag: http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2750232

Is it mocking you? Or is it just saying, “You could have bought a bottle of wine for what you’ve just spent on my delicious meal. Mmmm… mmmm.. prrr…”

As long as we’re on the theme of throwing your money down toilet. The only thing that seems to keep the smell under control is our $20+ cat odor eliminating PREMIUM scoopable clumping cat litter: Fresh Step Brand.

Check out the cat on the box. It just took a big chunk of money out of your pocket. Thats right, the clump of cash bouncing around in your pocket is no more.
http://www.petco.com/product/9966/Fresh-Step-Premium-Scoopable-Clumping-Cat-Litter.aspx?CoreCat=OnSiteSearch
They sell it boxed by the pound – 20, 25 or even a 40+ pounder. I nearly threw my back out last week hauling in these heavy boxes of cat a$$ sand.

Then there are toys, scratch pads, combs, and nail trimmers. Have you ever trimmed a cats claws? Oh, then you haven’t lived my friend. Delay the trimming and watch your couches turn into fur.

One more thing, did your cat get fleas from the neighbors’ free roaming feline? The $99 Front Line is the best stuff to take care of the problem. The other option is to just put up with the flea bites on your legs. They’re not lethal, but they just leave itchy blistering spots on your legs. The neighbor who had the cat on my block said that the flea treatment was too expensive. So I ended up having to take care of his flea infested cat (he said he was fine with me treating his cat). Thanks to my public service the neighborhood is now flea free.

[quote=oxford]Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity[/quote]

I’ve never been much of a cat person- but I love the woman I’m with – even though I have to haul out 7 pound bags of warm sand every other week. I don’t mind having the cat – at this point I actually do think it loves me.

[TenaciousSD]

This is from the trenches my friend.

Before you go home today – stop by a Petsmart and run your hands through their fresh bed of catnip. Keep an eye out for the employee’s as they are likely to ask you if you intend to purchase said now fondled catnip.

If you’re not cheap just purchase a bottle $5.99 Catnip Spray and give your hands a squirt before you meet your cat.

http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3618953

You can run around with a laser pen and try to win over the cat (this is very time consuming), or for $5.99 you can have it instantly fall in love with you. Work smarter or work harder – its you’re choice.

Just don’t come back to these boards complaining the cat keeps rubbing on you, rolling on you, drooling, or licking you. Our cat sleeps in the bathroom because it cant stay away from me. If it can it will jump on the bed and sneak onto my chest and fall asleep on me.

At this point, my dearest significant other cant figure out why the cat ‘loves me’ more than her. I told her – its the catnip (were already committed so I just let the cat out of the bag).

Trust me – you are lucky the thing runs under the bed. LUCKY! Do you like wearing black suits? Well then, I hope she doesn’t have a white Turkish Angora. Those cats are loving, kind, and love to decorate you with their hair. I pretty much gave up on black suits – not by choice – its just that I got tired of looking like a cat exploded on my back every time I walked out of the house.

You’ll know that it truly is completly infatuated with you when it starts rubbing its nose on you. That feline is actually leaving an scentless trail of wet love booger on you. Ugh.

Make sure you’ll be happy getting what you want. The scale is – fear of not having vs the fear of having to live with it. Be careful what you wish for is what I’m getting at.

One last thing: You’re welcome – you now know how to make her cat love you – decorative hair, love boogers and all.

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