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Irvive and Alan, I was being facetious in my posts, this thread wandered away and I was just playing it for kicks and the newfound fans/stalkers. No advice needed Alan but it is appreciated, I’ve already delved into my own distorted version of habitat for humanity and have no intention of repeating the experience. Irvine, if you weren’t on the other side of the dreaded 91 and I wasn’t already dating someone I’d offer to buy you a drink because the cold reality is that many of the braniacs on this site (I’ll take a leap of faith and include myself in order to make my point) really only shine in the presence of intelligent and real women who appreciate mental stimulation and can provide it in return. Women who have flaws, insecurities, busy lives and brains, just like us and just like you, so please don’t lose faith in us a species or lump us into one category and I won’t assume you are a lesbian, not that there’s anything wrong with that (Seinfeld joke inserted specifically for SD Realtor).

[temeculaguy]

Irvive and Alan, I was being facetious in my posts, this thread wandered away and I was just playing it for kicks and the newfound fans/stalkers. No advice needed Alan but it is appreciated, I’ve already delved into my own distorted version of habitat for humanity and have no intention of repeating the experience. Irvine, if you weren’t on the other side of the dreaded 91 and I wasn’t already dating someone I’d offer to buy you a drink because the cold reality is that many of the braniacs on this site (I’ll take a leap of faith and include myself in order to make my point) really only shine in the presence of intelligent and real women who appreciate mental stimulation and can provide it in return. Women who have flaws, insecurities, busy lives and brains, just like us and just like you, so please don’t lose faith in us a species or lump us into one category and I won’t assume you are a lesbian, not that there’s anything wrong with that (Seinfeld joke inserted specifically for SD Realtor).

[temeculaguy]

Irvive and Alan, I was being facetious in my posts, this thread wandered away and I was just playing it for kicks and the newfound fans/stalkers. No advice needed Alan but it is appreciated, I’ve already delved into my own distorted version of habitat for humanity and have no intention of repeating the experience. Irvine, if you weren’t on the other side of the dreaded 91 and I wasn’t already dating someone I’d offer to buy you a drink because the cold reality is that many of the braniacs on this site (I’ll take a leap of faith and include myself in order to make my point) really only shine in the presence of intelligent and real women who appreciate mental stimulation and can provide it in return. Women who have flaws, insecurities, busy lives and brains, just like us and just like you, so please don’t lose faith in us a species or lump us into one category and I won’t assume you are a lesbian, not that there’s anything wrong with that (Seinfeld joke inserted specifically for SD Realtor).

[temeculaguy]

A new low in the MLS. I can’t decide what is the worst part. Sure the color of the house is horrible and a poster child for why HOA’s are valuable. Yes, the guys in the home depot paint department are probably still laughing because they mixed 20 gallons of exterior stucco paint in horse poo green. But check out the narrative ostensibly written by a realtor who has to feed their children with the fruits of their labor, those must be some skinny kids.

I checked my version of m/s word and I can’t find the button that capitalizes the first letter of every word.

http://www.immobel.com/personal/1_3_1/listingDetails.do?featured_int=0&c_mtype=res&searchId=0&minprice=400000&c_type=&xml=1&serverId=0&rpp=15&c_year-built=&c_garage=&la=EN&cu=USD&ssid=0&per=mrmls&c_zipcode=92592&c_city=&st=6&maxprice=450000&back1=%2Fpersonal%2F1_3_1%2FsearchResults.do&of=20471096

[temeculaguy]

A new low in the MLS. I can’t decide what is the worst part. Sure the color of the house is horrible and a poster child for why HOA’s are valuable. Yes, the guys in the home depot paint department are probably still laughing because they mixed 20 gallons of exterior stucco paint in horse poo green. But check out the narrative ostensibly written by a realtor who has to feed their children with the fruits of their labor, those must be some skinny kids.

I checked my version of m/s word and I can’t find the button that capitalizes the first letter of every word.

http://www.immobel.com/personal/1_3_1/listingDetails.do?featured_int=0&c_mtype=res&searchId=0&minprice=400000&c_type=&xml=1&serverId=0&rpp=15&c_year-built=&c_garage=&la=EN&cu=USD&ssid=0&per=mrmls&c_zipcode=92592&c_city=&st=6&maxprice=450000&back1=%2Fpersonal%2F1_3_1%2FsearchResults.do&of=20471096

[temeculaguy]

A new low in the MLS. I can’t decide what is the worst part. Sure the color of the house is horrible and a poster child for why HOA’s are valuable. Yes, the guys in the home depot paint department are probably still laughing because they mixed 20 gallons of exterior stucco paint in horse poo green. But check out the narrative ostensibly written by a realtor who has to feed their children with the fruits of their labor, those must be some skinny kids.

I checked my version of m/s word and I can’t find the button that capitalizes the first letter of every word.

http://www.immobel.com/personal/1_3_1/listingDetails.do?featured_int=0&c_mtype=res&searchId=0&minprice=400000&c_type=&xml=1&serverId=0&rpp=15&c_year-built=&c_garage=&la=EN&cu=USD&ssid=0&per=mrmls&c_zipcode=92592&c_city=&st=6&maxprice=450000&back1=%2Fpersonal%2F1_3_1%2FsearchResults.do&of=20471096

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Alan, I hear you brother, but lets keep this on the down low. As a 40 y.o. divorced guy always looking for his next ex wife, I don’t need busloads of dudes cutting in on my action. Repeat after me, it’s too hot, it’s too far away, there’s too much traffic, lather, rinse, repeat.

Wanna really put your sunglasses to the test, hit the wineries on a Saturday when the desperate housewives of orange county pour into town, those O.C. plastic surgeons have mad skills and have obviously been on the receiving end of some serious heloc money.

[temeculaguy]

Alan, I hear you brother, but lets keep this on the down low. As a 40 y.o. divorced guy always looking for his next ex wife, I don’t need busloads of dudes cutting in on my action. Repeat after me, it’s too hot, it’s too far away, there’s too much traffic, lather, rinse, repeat.

Wanna really put your sunglasses to the test, hit the wineries on a Saturday when the desperate housewives of orange county pour into town, those O.C. plastic surgeons have mad skills and have obviously been on the receiving end of some serious heloc money.

[temeculaguy]

Alan, I hear you brother, but lets keep this on the down low. As a 40 y.o. divorced guy always looking for his next ex wife, I don’t need busloads of dudes cutting in on my action. Repeat after me, it’s too hot, it’s too far away, there’s too much traffic, lather, rinse, repeat.

Wanna really put your sunglasses to the test, hit the wineries on a Saturday when the desperate housewives of orange county pour into town, those O.C. plastic surgeons have mad skills and have obviously been on the receiving end of some serious heloc money.

[temeculaguy]

That’s O.K. Enorah, having a stalker is a status symbol. I’ve always wanted one ever since I saw the character Rose on two and a half men, she really broke down a lot of sterotypes that society has of stalkers, she put the cool back into it. I’ve been buying Nat Nast shirts in an effort to emulate charlie sheen and attract a stalker but until now I thought I would have to move to Atlanta in an effort to capatalize on the Micheal Vick Scandal and get one of his former stalkers who I’m sure have all abandoned him. I’d write more but I’m late for leaving a meeting early.

[temeculaguy]

That’s O.K. Enorah, having a stalker is a status symbol. I’ve always wanted one ever since I saw the character Rose on two and a half men, she really broke down a lot of sterotypes that society has of stalkers, she put the cool back into it. I’ve been buying Nat Nast shirts in an effort to emulate charlie sheen and attract a stalker but until now I thought I would have to move to Atlanta in an effort to capatalize on the Micheal Vick Scandal and get one of his former stalkers who I’m sure have all abandoned him. I’d write more but I’m late for leaving a meeting early.

[temeculaguy]

That’s O.K. Enorah, having a stalker is a status symbol. I’ve always wanted one ever since I saw the character Rose on two and a half men, she really broke down a lot of sterotypes that society has of stalkers, she put the cool back into it. I’ve been buying Nat Nast shirts in an effort to emulate charlie sheen and attract a stalker but until now I thought I would have to move to Atlanta in an effort to capatalize on the Micheal Vick Scandal and get one of his former stalkers who I’m sure have all abandoned him. I’d write more but I’m late for leaving a meeting early.

[temeculaguy]

Note to self, go to chicks sporting goods and car wash to check out hot wives.

[temeculaguy]

Note to self, go to chicks sporting goods and car wash to check out hot wives.

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Note to self, go to chicks sporting goods and car wash to check out hot wives.

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