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svelteParticipant[quote=arraya]
“Reliable word that Bank of America branch managers just received a letter or memo from the USFed instructing them to perhaps be ready for a one-week universal shut-down of the banking system, including access to checking accounts, savings accounts and credit cards. Reliable word has it that BofA bank branches received a shipment of signs last week, reading “WE’RE SORRY, BUT DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, WE CANNOT BE OPEN AT THIS TIME.”
[/quote]Riiiiigggghhhht.
With printers in virtually every office in every bank across the country, the BofA HQ would need to pre-print “we’re closed for a week” signs and distribute them to branches…knowing full well that branch employees who viewed said signs would spread that news to the world within minutes.
The persons spreading this rumour need to come out of their stinky bomb shelters and take a long, deep breath of fresh air.
svelteParticipant[quote=arraya]
“Reliable word that Bank of America branch managers just received a letter or memo from the USFed instructing them to perhaps be ready for a one-week universal shut-down of the banking system, including access to checking accounts, savings accounts and credit cards. Reliable word has it that BofA bank branches received a shipment of signs last week, reading “WE’RE SORRY, BUT DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, WE CANNOT BE OPEN AT THIS TIME.”
[/quote]Riiiiigggghhhht.
With printers in virtually every office in every bank across the country, the BofA HQ would need to pre-print “we’re closed for a week” signs and distribute them to branches…knowing full well that branch employees who viewed said signs would spread that news to the world within minutes.
The persons spreading this rumour need to come out of their stinky bomb shelters and take a long, deep breath of fresh air.
svelteParticipant[quote=arraya]
“Reliable word that Bank of America branch managers just received a letter or memo from the USFed instructing them to perhaps be ready for a one-week universal shut-down of the banking system, including access to checking accounts, savings accounts and credit cards. Reliable word has it that BofA bank branches received a shipment of signs last week, reading “WE’RE SORRY, BUT DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, WE CANNOT BE OPEN AT THIS TIME.”
[/quote]Riiiiigggghhhht.
With printers in virtually every office in every bank across the country, the BofA HQ would need to pre-print “we’re closed for a week” signs and distribute them to branches…knowing full well that branch employees who viewed said signs would spread that news to the world within minutes.
The persons spreading this rumour need to come out of their stinky bomb shelters and take a long, deep breath of fresh air.
svelteParticipant[quote=arraya]
“Reliable word that Bank of America branch managers just received a letter or memo from the USFed instructing them to perhaps be ready for a one-week universal shut-down of the banking system, including access to checking accounts, savings accounts and credit cards. Reliable word has it that BofA bank branches received a shipment of signs last week, reading “WE’RE SORRY, BUT DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, WE CANNOT BE OPEN AT THIS TIME.”
[/quote]Riiiiigggghhhht.
With printers in virtually every office in every bank across the country, the BofA HQ would need to pre-print “we’re closed for a week” signs and distribute them to branches…knowing full well that branch employees who viewed said signs would spread that news to the world within minutes.
The persons spreading this rumour need to come out of their stinky bomb shelters and take a long, deep breath of fresh air.
svelteParticipant[quote=arraya]
“Reliable word that Bank of America branch managers just received a letter or memo from the USFed instructing them to perhaps be ready for a one-week universal shut-down of the banking system, including access to checking accounts, savings accounts and credit cards. Reliable word has it that BofA bank branches received a shipment of signs last week, reading “WE’RE SORRY, BUT DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, WE CANNOT BE OPEN AT THIS TIME.”
[/quote]Riiiiigggghhhht.
With printers in virtually every office in every bank across the country, the BofA HQ would need to pre-print “we’re closed for a week” signs and distribute them to branches…knowing full well that branch employees who viewed said signs would spread that news to the world within minutes.
The persons spreading this rumour need to come out of their stinky bomb shelters and take a long, deep breath of fresh air.
svelteParticipantNot that it is the right way to go (never had a divorce, so I have no comment on what to do), but you may have dismissed renting out the condo too fast.
My recollection is that mortgages stipulate you can’t rent it out right after you get the mortgage but that stipulation expires.
I can’t remember if mine said 1 yr, 2 yrs, or 5 yrs from when the mortgage started, but there was a point where we could choose to rent our home out.
svelteParticipantNot that it is the right way to go (never had a divorce, so I have no comment on what to do), but you may have dismissed renting out the condo too fast.
My recollection is that mortgages stipulate you can’t rent it out right after you get the mortgage but that stipulation expires.
I can’t remember if mine said 1 yr, 2 yrs, or 5 yrs from when the mortgage started, but there was a point where we could choose to rent our home out.
svelteParticipantNot that it is the right way to go (never had a divorce, so I have no comment on what to do), but you may have dismissed renting out the condo too fast.
My recollection is that mortgages stipulate you can’t rent it out right after you get the mortgage but that stipulation expires.
I can’t remember if mine said 1 yr, 2 yrs, or 5 yrs from when the mortgage started, but there was a point where we could choose to rent our home out.
svelteParticipantNot that it is the right way to go (never had a divorce, so I have no comment on what to do), but you may have dismissed renting out the condo too fast.
My recollection is that mortgages stipulate you can’t rent it out right after you get the mortgage but that stipulation expires.
I can’t remember if mine said 1 yr, 2 yrs, or 5 yrs from when the mortgage started, but there was a point where we could choose to rent our home out.
svelteParticipantNot that it is the right way to go (never had a divorce, so I have no comment on what to do), but you may have dismissed renting out the condo too fast.
My recollection is that mortgages stipulate you can’t rent it out right after you get the mortgage but that stipulation expires.
I can’t remember if mine said 1 yr, 2 yrs, or 5 yrs from when the mortgage started, but there was a point where we could choose to rent our home out.
September 30, 2008 at 8:42 PM in reply to: LOL. If you liked the Fed Bailout 1.0, you’ll love Fed Bailout 2.0-Beta #278489
svelteParticipantEvery sw person knows you don’t buy the .0 version of any package. You wait for the bug fixes in Bailout 2.1
September 30, 2008 at 8:42 PM in reply to: LOL. If you liked the Fed Bailout 1.0, you’ll love Fed Bailout 2.0-Beta #278754
svelteParticipantEvery sw person knows you don’t buy the .0 version of any package. You wait for the bug fixes in Bailout 2.1
September 30, 2008 at 8:42 PM in reply to: LOL. If you liked the Fed Bailout 1.0, you’ll love Fed Bailout 2.0-Beta #278766
svelteParticipantEvery sw person knows you don’t buy the .0 version of any package. You wait for the bug fixes in Bailout 2.1
September 30, 2008 at 8:42 PM in reply to: LOL. If you liked the Fed Bailout 1.0, you’ll love Fed Bailout 2.0-Beta #278803
svelteParticipantEvery sw person knows you don’t buy the .0 version of any package. You wait for the bug fixes in Bailout 2.1
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