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***EDDIE UPDATE***

Yesterday Ed returned. Within moments he was locked onto something… in full hunt-and-kill mode.

Bincos (always handy now) swung into place. Same MO. Same lightening strike into vegetation. And out comes a terrified BIRD clamped in Ed’s death spear. God, this guy is good but obviously showing no respect for his feathered brethren.

As Edward prepared for the final swallow-move, the mangled bird managed to seize a moment, escape and fly away.

Ed, ever the chill master, turned and strolled toward the pool for a quick bill cleaning and sip of water. Hydration and hygiene are apparently important for killing stuff.

And then he waited and… listened.

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…swear-word wildlife author

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[quote=temeculaguy]On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?[/quote]

TG, Edward would have a two mile radius from your house gopher-free in one yummy afternoon. He was born for this and comes with all the tools. Not pretty to watch but he’s a getter done kinda guy.

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…Edward the Egret Fan Club President (T-Shirts coming)

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[quote=temeculaguy]On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?[/quote]

TG, Edward would have a two mile radius from your house gopher-free in one yummy afternoon. He was born for this and comes with all the tools. Not pretty to watch but he’s a getter done kinda guy.

OX
…Edward the Egret Fan Club President (T-Shirts coming)

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[quote=temeculaguy]On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?[/quote]

TG, Edward would have a two mile radius from your house gopher-free in one yummy afternoon. He was born for this and comes with all the tools. Not pretty to watch but he’s a getter done kinda guy.

OX
…Edward the Egret Fan Club President (T-Shirts coming)

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[quote=temeculaguy]On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?[/quote]

TG, Edward would have a two mile radius from your house gopher-free in one yummy afternoon. He was born for this and comes with all the tools. Not pretty to watch but he’s a getter done kinda guy.

OX
…Edward the Egret Fan Club President (T-Shirts coming)

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[quote=temeculaguy]On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?[/quote]

TG, Edward would have a two mile radius from your house gopher-free in one yummy afternoon. He was born for this and comes with all the tools. Not pretty to watch but he’s a getter done kinda guy.

OX
…Edward the Egret Fan Club President (T-Shirts coming)

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[quote=danielwis]Oh good. For a moment I thought this was going to be a bad story about a bad case of dandruff.[/quote]

It kinda is.. cept the dandruff had feathers.

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…rinse and repeat this mofo

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[quote=danielwis]Oh good. For a moment I thought this was going to be a bad story about a bad case of dandruff.[/quote]

It kinda is.. cept the dandruff had feathers.

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…rinse and repeat this mofo

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[quote=danielwis]Oh good. For a moment I thought this was going to be a bad story about a bad case of dandruff.[/quote]

It kinda is.. cept the dandruff had feathers.

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…rinse and repeat this mofo

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[quote=danielwis]Oh good. For a moment I thought this was going to be a bad story about a bad case of dandruff.[/quote]

It kinda is.. cept the dandruff had feathers.

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…rinse and repeat this mofo

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[quote=danielwis]Oh good. For a moment I thought this was going to be a bad story about a bad case of dandruff.[/quote]

It kinda is.. cept the dandruff had feathers.

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…rinse and repeat this mofo

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[quote=sdrealtor]Funny I didnt see anything about White Death from Above in the disclosure package we got from the sellers.

It must have been an awesome show. Moe, Larry & Shemp (3 bunnies) have been ravaging my backyard. Does Ed have a pallet for bunnies?[/quote]

Yeah, odd that they didn’t mention “carnivorous birds of prey” in all that stuff. Ed would love to gobble some rabbit. Leave a box of RITZ crackers on a silver platter by the door. Edward does have standards, ya know.

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…egret pimp

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[quote=sdrealtor]Funny I didnt see anything about White Death from Above in the disclosure package we got from the sellers.

It must have been an awesome show. Moe, Larry & Shemp (3 bunnies) have been ravaging my backyard. Does Ed have a pallet for bunnies?[/quote]

Yeah, odd that they didn’t mention “carnivorous birds of prey” in all that stuff. Ed would love to gobble some rabbit. Leave a box of RITZ crackers on a silver platter by the door. Edward does have standards, ya know.

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…egret pimp

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[quote=sdrealtor]Funny I didnt see anything about White Death from Above in the disclosure package we got from the sellers.

It must have been an awesome show. Moe, Larry & Shemp (3 bunnies) have been ravaging my backyard. Does Ed have a pallet for bunnies?[/quote]

Yeah, odd that they didn’t mention “carnivorous birds of prey” in all that stuff. Ed would love to gobble some rabbit. Leave a box of RITZ crackers on a silver platter by the door. Edward does have standards, ya know.

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…egret pimp

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[quote=sdrealtor]Funny I didnt see anything about White Death from Above in the disclosure package we got from the sellers.

It must have been an awesome show. Moe, Larry & Shemp (3 bunnies) have been ravaging my backyard. Does Ed have a pallet for bunnies?[/quote]

Yeah, odd that they didn’t mention “carnivorous birds of prey” in all that stuff. Ed would love to gobble some rabbit. Leave a box of RITZ crackers on a silver platter by the door. Edward does have standards, ya know.

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…egret pimp

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