I’ll give you fifty bucks if you can rent him to me for just one kill. The sonic gopher repellers arrived and they actually attracted the gophers, I had one hole in the lawn, after installing the sonic things, i now have 7 holes. They actually covered the solar panel with dirt yesterday. Where do you buy egrets? Can I buy egret eggs?
In the picture above, the green stuff is seed patch for areas that I am regrowing after the weekend gopher attack, before the gopher repeller arrived there were no holes in that area, in an effort to protect the area, i attracted them. I installed traps, poison and then gopher gassed the first hole, all this caused two new holes daily. I need egrets, entire flocks of them and I need them now!!!!
On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?
On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?
On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?
On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?
On second thought, it’s probably better if you keep eddie away from my mutant gophers. Since you’ve named him and everyone already likes him, it would be such a downer when I have to report back that my prison gang gophers killed him, which I’m certain they would, there would only be a few feathers and a leg left behind. I’m gonna have to take it up a notch, How do you make mustard gas?
