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December 10, 2007 at 3:15 PM #113460December 10, 2007 at 5:23 PM #113429
cooperthedog
ParticipantSureFIRE method! .
Materials: Gasoline, matches, verifiable alibi.
1) Douse entire house with gasoline (or incendiary of your choice).
2) Strike match, toss, run.
3) Collect insurance payout at last comp, sell raw land (after smoldering stops).
Alternative method –
Materials: 5 drums of crude oil, shovel, day labor
1) Dig large hole in backyard
2) Pour oil into hole, cover loosely with dirt
3) During open house, begrudingly disclose “problem” of black gunk seeping out of the ground, offer small discount to potential buyers as a landscaping credit…
December 10, 2007 at 5:23 PM #113547ParticipantSureFIRE method! .
Materials: Gasoline, matches, verifiable alibi.
1) Douse entire house with gasoline (or incendiary of your choice).
2) Strike match, toss, run.
3) Collect insurance payout at last comp, sell raw land (after smoldering stops).
Alternative method –
Materials: 5 drums of crude oil, shovel, day labor
1) Dig large hole in backyard
2) Pour oil into hole, cover loosely with dirt
3) During open house, begrudingly disclose “problem” of black gunk seeping out of the ground, offer small discount to potential buyers as a landscaping credit…
December 10, 2007 at 5:23 PM #113589ParticipantSureFIRE method! .
Materials: Gasoline, matches, verifiable alibi.
1) Douse entire house with gasoline (or incendiary of your choice).
2) Strike match, toss, run.
3) Collect insurance payout at last comp, sell raw land (after smoldering stops).
Alternative method –
Materials: 5 drums of crude oil, shovel, day labor
1) Dig large hole in backyard
2) Pour oil into hole, cover loosely with dirt
3) During open house, begrudingly disclose “problem” of black gunk seeping out of the ground, offer small discount to potential buyers as a landscaping credit…
December 10, 2007 at 5:23 PM #113595ParticipantSureFIRE method! .
Materials: Gasoline, matches, verifiable alibi.
1) Douse entire house with gasoline (or incendiary of your choice).
2) Strike match, toss, run.
3) Collect insurance payout at last comp, sell raw land (after smoldering stops).
Alternative method –
Materials: 5 drums of crude oil, shovel, day labor
1) Dig large hole in backyard
2) Pour oil into hole, cover loosely with dirt
3) During open house, begrudingly disclose “problem” of black gunk seeping out of the ground, offer small discount to potential buyers as a landscaping credit…
December 10, 2007 at 5:23 PM #113630ParticipantSureFIRE method! .
Materials: Gasoline, matches, verifiable alibi.
1) Douse entire house with gasoline (or incendiary of your choice).
2) Strike match, toss, run.
3) Collect insurance payout at last comp, sell raw land (after smoldering stops).
Alternative method –
Materials: 5 drums of crude oil, shovel, day labor
1) Dig large hole in backyard
2) Pour oil into hole, cover loosely with dirt
3) During open house, begrudingly disclose “problem” of black gunk seeping out of the ground, offer small discount to potential buyers as a landscaping credit…
December 10, 2007 at 6:14 PM #113498Multiplepropertyowner
ParticipantBy the way, I am not RO. I might be a lot of things, but I am not RO. Have Rustico check it out, as he seems to be a moderator on this forum and can see the ip addresses (See His Post Below)
Submitted by Rustico on December 5, 2007 – 7:17am.
She got a new ISP and changed her screen name.
Big Brother is watching.
December 10, 2007 at 6:14 PM #113617ParticipantBy the way, I am not RO. I might be a lot of things, but I am not RO. Have Rustico check it out, as he seems to be a moderator on this forum and can see the ip addresses (See His Post Below)
Submitted by Rustico on December 5, 2007 – 7:17am.
She got a new ISP and changed her screen name.
Big Brother is watching.
December 10, 2007 at 6:14 PM #113658ParticipantBy the way, I am not RO. I might be a lot of things, but I am not RO. Have Rustico check it out, as he seems to be a moderator on this forum and can see the ip addresses (See His Post Below)
Submitted by Rustico on December 5, 2007 – 7:17am.
She got a new ISP and changed her screen name.
Big Brother is watching.
December 10, 2007 at 6:14 PM #113665ParticipantBy the way, I am not RO. I might be a lot of things, but I am not RO. Have Rustico check it out, as he seems to be a moderator on this forum and can see the ip addresses (See His Post Below)
Submitted by Rustico on December 5, 2007 – 7:17am.
She got a new ISP and changed her screen name.
Big Brother is watching.
December 10, 2007 at 6:14 PM #113700ParticipantBy the way, I am not RO. I might be a lot of things, but I am not RO. Have Rustico check it out, as he seems to be a moderator on this forum and can see the ip addresses (See His Post Below)
Submitted by Rustico on December 5, 2007 – 7:17am.
She got a new ISP and changed her screen name.
Big Brother is watching.
December 10, 2007 at 7:08 PM #113521NotCranky
ParticipantYour are lots of fun MPO. As far as I know someone named admin runs the show. Nope I’m not big brother. That was a joke old timers would understand.
December 10, 2007 at 7:08 PM #113642ParticipantYour are lots of fun MPO. As far as I know someone named admin runs the show. Nope I’m not big brother. That was a joke old timers would understand.
December 10, 2007 at 7:08 PM #113683ParticipantYour are lots of fun MPO. As far as I know someone named admin runs the show. Nope I’m not big brother. That was a joke old timers would understand.
December 10, 2007 at 7:08 PM #113688ParticipantYour are lots of fun MPO. As far as I know someone named admin runs the show. Nope I’m not big brother. That was a joke old timers would understand.
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