Top 10 reasonst NOT to vote for Ron Paul

[Sandi Egan]

With his strong message of less government and lower taxes, why wouldn’t you vote for Ron Paul in 2008?

1. You feel very sorry for the needy corporations that wouldn’t get bailouts and subsidies.
2. You didn’t think he made the song “his own”; apparently, you have confused the election with American Idol.
3. You only trust lawyers as your politicians.
4. You think Habeas Corpus is the original US Policy on Zombie Invasion.
5. You wouldn’t know what to do with the extra money you saved from taxes.
6. You hate making decisions and look forward to the hassle-free lifestyle of a government controlled future.
7. You didn’t think he had a chance to win. (Yet this logic doesn’t seem to stop you from playing the lottery.)
8. Being monitored everywhere you go makes you feel like a celebrity!
9. You like taking your shoes off at the airport. It makes you feel safe.
10. You think the right to bare arms has something to do with T-Shirts.

http://www.micahnelson.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/toptenreasons.pdf

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11. Sardonic political campaigning.

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11. Sardonic political campaigning.

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11. Sardonic political campaigning.

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11. Sardonic political campaigning.

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11. Sardonic political campaigning.

[barnaby33]

He’s:

• A moderately xenophobic nut job who’s sole claim to fame is that he wants to bring back the gold standard and abolish the FED.
• He has demonstrated that he has no deep appreciation for the current fiscal crisis, other than that we have had a lot of inflation in our currency over the last 90 or so years.
• He thinks foreigers of all stripes are untrustworthy dogs, yet Americans are made of gold.
• He sees an internationalist/liberal/(insert pejorative here) conspiracy behind almost every treaty we have signed.
• His campaign website is extremely light on details of how he could accomplish ANY of the things he says he wants to do.
• His belief set while strongly libertarian in economics is equally strongly Christian conservative in social politics.

Josh

[barnaby33]

He’s:

• A moderately xenophobic nut job who’s sole claim to fame is that he wants to bring back the gold standard and abolish the FED.
• He has demonstrated that he has no deep appreciation for the current fiscal crisis, other than that we have had a lot of inflation in our currency over the last 90 or so years.
• He thinks foreigers of all stripes are untrustworthy dogs, yet Americans are made of gold.
• He sees an internationalist/liberal/(insert pejorative here) conspiracy behind almost every treaty we have signed.
• His campaign website is extremely light on details of how he could accomplish ANY of the things he says he wants to do.
• His belief set while strongly libertarian in economics is equally strongly Christian conservative in social politics.

Josh

[barnaby33]

He’s:

• A moderately xenophobic nut job who’s sole claim to fame is that he wants to bring back the gold standard and abolish the FED.
• He has demonstrated that he has no deep appreciation for the current fiscal crisis, other than that we have had a lot of inflation in our currency over the last 90 or so years.
• He thinks foreigers of all stripes are untrustworthy dogs, yet Americans are made of gold.
• He sees an internationalist/liberal/(insert pejorative here) conspiracy behind almost every treaty we have signed.
• His campaign website is extremely light on details of how he could accomplish ANY of the things he says he wants to do.
• His belief set while strongly libertarian in economics is equally strongly Christian conservative in social politics.

Josh

[barnaby33]

He’s:

• A moderately xenophobic nut job who’s sole claim to fame is that he wants to bring back the gold standard and abolish the FED.
• He has demonstrated that he has no deep appreciation for the current fiscal crisis, other than that we have had a lot of inflation in our currency over the last 90 or so years.
• He thinks foreigers of all stripes are untrustworthy dogs, yet Americans are made of gold.
• He sees an internationalist/liberal/(insert pejorative here) conspiracy behind almost every treaty we have signed.
• His campaign website is extremely light on details of how he could accomplish ANY of the things he says he wants to do.
• His belief set while strongly libertarian in economics is equally strongly Christian conservative in social politics.

Josh

[barnaby33]

He’s:

• A moderately xenophobic nut job who’s sole claim to fame is that he wants to bring back the gold standard and abolish the FED.
• He has demonstrated that he has no deep appreciation for the current fiscal crisis, other than that we have had a lot of inflation in our currency over the last 90 or so years.
• He thinks foreigers of all stripes are untrustworthy dogs, yet Americans are made of gold.
• He sees an internationalist/liberal/(insert pejorative here) conspiracy behind almost every treaty we have signed.
• His campaign website is extremely light on details of how he could accomplish ANY of the things he says he wants to do.
• His belief set while strongly libertarian in economics is equally strongly Christian conservative in social politics.

Josh

[Nonbeliever]

#9 is the best! That is always my favorite thing to do while standing in that congo line.

[Nonbeliever]

#9 is the best! That is always my favorite thing to do while standing in that congo line.

[Nonbeliever]

#9 is the best! That is always my favorite thing to do while standing in that congo line.

[Nonbeliever]

#9 is the best! That is always my favorite thing to do while standing in that congo line.

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