The Upside-Down family: a scenario

[temeculaguy]

Alan, I hear you brother, but lets keep this on the down low. As a 40 y.o. divorced guy always looking for his next ex wife, I don’t need busloads of dudes cutting in on my action. Repeat after me, it’s too hot, it’s too far away, there’s too much traffic, lather, rinse, repeat.

Wanna really put your sunglasses to the test, hit the wineries on a Saturday when the desperate housewives of orange county pour into town, those O.C. plastic surgeons have mad skills and have obviously been on the receiving end of some serious heloc money.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

TG: You wanna really think twice (or more) about hooking up with one of those overly Botoxed OC harridans. I worked up in the OC for a while and developed a passionate loathing for that place. A loathing I might add only slightly less severe than my loathing for all things LA.

You’re gonna snare one of those collagen lipped, buxom succubi and wake up missing your house, credit cards and new SUV. Just a fair warning, amigo.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

TG: You wanna really think twice (or more) about hooking up with one of those overly Botoxed OC harridans. I worked up in the OC for a while and developed a passionate loathing for that place. A loathing I might add only slightly less severe than my loathing for all things LA.

You’re gonna snare one of those collagen lipped, buxom succubi and wake up missing your house, credit cards and new SUV. Just a fair warning, amigo.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

TG: You wanna really think twice (or more) about hooking up with one of those overly Botoxed OC harridans. I worked up in the OC for a while and developed a passionate loathing for that place. A loathing I might add only slightly less severe than my loathing for all things LA.

You’re gonna snare one of those collagen lipped, buxom succubi and wake up missing your house, credit cards and new SUV. Just a fair warning, amigo.

[mixxalot]

Haha I got a good chuckle out of this one.

Better bet- for a single guy like myself, save up for a trip to Brazil next year during Carnaval. That would be more fun and easier on the finances and less risk.

[mixxalot]

Haha I got a good chuckle out of this one.

Better bet- for a single guy like myself, save up for a trip to Brazil next year during Carnaval. That would be more fun and easier on the finances and less risk.

[mixxalot]

Haha I got a good chuckle out of this one.

Better bet- for a single guy like myself, save up for a trip to Brazil next year during Carnaval. That would be more fun and easier on the finances and less risk.

[irvinesinglemom]

Well, try being a divorced mom approaching 40 in OC, having to compete with these bimbos! I don’t have fake nails, boobs, hair or eyelashes. I don’t spend big bucks on makeup, clothes, bags or shoes – I shop at Target! I have an advanced degree, and am financially secure because of hard work and skill, in spite of my ex-husband’s profligate spending habits. And when I work out, I like to get really sweaty and not lift 3-lb girly weights.

In other words, most men (and probably you guys, too, as much as you like to bash the bimbos, that’s mostly what you really want) around here assume I’m a lesbian!

For the record, I’m not 😉

[irvinesinglemom]

Well, try being a divorced mom approaching 40 in OC, having to compete with these bimbos! I don’t have fake nails, boobs, hair or eyelashes. I don’t spend big bucks on makeup, clothes, bags or shoes – I shop at Target! I have an advanced degree, and am financially secure because of hard work and skill, in spite of my ex-husband’s profligate spending habits. And when I work out, I like to get really sweaty and not lift 3-lb girly weights.

In other words, most men (and probably you guys, too, as much as you like to bash the bimbos, that’s mostly what you really want) around here assume I’m a lesbian!

For the record, I’m not 😉

[irvinesinglemom]

Well, try being a divorced mom approaching 40 in OC, having to compete with these bimbos! I don’t have fake nails, boobs, hair or eyelashes. I don’t spend big bucks on makeup, clothes, bags or shoes – I shop at Target! I have an advanced degree, and am financially secure because of hard work and skill, in spite of my ex-husband’s profligate spending habits. And when I work out, I like to get really sweaty and not lift 3-lb girly weights.

In other words, most men (and probably you guys, too, as much as you like to bash the bimbos, that’s mostly what you really want) around here assume I’m a lesbian!

For the record, I’m not 😉

[Allan from Fallbrook]

irvinesinglemom: As I said before, I spent enough time in both OC and LA to have developed a real antipathy for bimbos, both male and female.

As the amount of intelligent conversation around here should indicate, I don’t really believe the guys or gals on this post are looking for a mate with an IQ somewhere slightly below the room temperature.

On a personal note, this ain’t my first rodeo and I got the bimbo fixation dealt with around my junior year of high school. Smart is sexy; dense ain’t. Besides, they all look the same anyway. What fun is that?

[Allan from Fallbrook]

irvinesinglemom: As I said before, I spent enough time in both OC and LA to have developed a real antipathy for bimbos, both male and female.

As the amount of intelligent conversation around here should indicate, I don’t really believe the guys or gals on this post are looking for a mate with an IQ somewhere slightly below the room temperature.

On a personal note, this ain’t my first rodeo and I got the bimbo fixation dealt with around my junior year of high school. Smart is sexy; dense ain’t. Besides, they all look the same anyway. What fun is that?

[Allan from Fallbrook]

irvinesinglemom: As I said before, I spent enough time in both OC and LA to have developed a real antipathy for bimbos, both male and female.

As the amount of intelligent conversation around here should indicate, I don’t really believe the guys or gals on this post are looking for a mate with an IQ somewhere slightly below the room temperature.

On a personal note, this ain’t my first rodeo and I got the bimbo fixation dealt with around my junior year of high school. Smart is sexy; dense ain’t. Besides, they all look the same anyway. What fun is that?

[temeculaguy]

Irvive and Alan, I was being facetious in my posts, this thread wandered away and I was just playing it for kicks and the newfound fans/stalkers. No advice needed Alan but it is appreciated, I’ve already delved into my own distorted version of habitat for humanity and have no intention of repeating the experience. Irvine, if you weren’t on the other side of the dreaded 91 and I wasn’t already dating someone I’d offer to buy you a drink because the cold reality is that many of the braniacs on this site (I’ll take a leap of faith and include myself in order to make my point) really only shine in the presence of intelligent and real women who appreciate mental stimulation and can provide it in return. Women who have flaws, insecurities, busy lives and brains, just like us and just like you, so please don’t lose faith in us a species or lump us into one category and I won’t assume you are a lesbian, not that there’s anything wrong with that (Seinfeld joke inserted specifically for SD Realtor).

[temeculaguy]

Irvive and Alan, I was being facetious in my posts, this thread wandered away and I was just playing it for kicks and the newfound fans/stalkers. No advice needed Alan but it is appreciated, I’ve already delved into my own distorted version of habitat for humanity and have no intention of repeating the experience. Irvine, if you weren’t on the other side of the dreaded 91 and I wasn’t already dating someone I’d offer to buy you a drink because the cold reality is that many of the braniacs on this site (I’ll take a leap of faith and include myself in order to make my point) really only shine in the presence of intelligent and real women who appreciate mental stimulation and can provide it in return. Women who have flaws, insecurities, busy lives and brains, just like us and just like you, so please don’t lose faith in us a species or lump us into one category and I won’t assume you are a lesbian, not that there’s anything wrong with that (Seinfeld joke inserted specifically for SD Realtor).

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