The next “Bubble”

[Vod-Vil]

Get ready folks.The next bubble is quickly approaching and without a doubt will be in the Biotech sector.The Germans are on their way to perfecting the mass production of human skin,and your genetic blueprint will soon be made available to you for a mere thousand dollars.

Invest heavily in the Bio-tech/Genome sector and you will reap massive profits.

Biotech is the light at the end of the tunnel.

One example:

Scientists will be able to control the size of an animal.Let’s say they make an elephant into the size of a poodle.Everyone will own tiny elephants as pets,spawning entire industries catering to this new niche.Elephant leashes,mini elephant food,elephant cages,etc.,etc.,etc.

Another example:

Scientists make a cockroach the size of a car,microchip the brain,and you have transportation that eats garbage for fuel.

These are extreme examples but that’s where we are heading within the end of the decade.Get into the game now while the rest of the chumps are waiting for real estate to bounce back.

[Nor-LA-SD-guy]

“Scientists make a cockroach the size of a car,microchip the brain,and you have transportation that eats garbage for fuel.”

The only problem with this is I think I would get sick riding one , then the dang thing would probably eat me.

[Nor-LA-SD-guy]

“Scientists make a cockroach the size of a car,microchip the brain,and you have transportation that eats garbage for fuel.”

The only problem with this is I think I would get sick riding one , then the dang thing would probably eat me.

[Nor-LA-SD-guy]

“Scientists make a cockroach the size of a car,microchip the brain,and you have transportation that eats garbage for fuel.”

The only problem with this is I think I would get sick riding one , then the dang thing would probably eat me.

[Nor-LA-SD-guy]

“Scientists make a cockroach the size of a car,microchip the brain,and you have transportation that eats garbage for fuel.”

The only problem with this is I think I would get sick riding one , then the dang thing would probably eat me.

[Nor-LA-SD-guy]

“Scientists make a cockroach the size of a car,microchip the brain,and you have transportation that eats garbage for fuel.”

The only problem with this is I think I would get sick riding one , then the dang thing would probably eat me.

[sdduuuude]

I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.

[sdduuuude]

I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.

[sdduuuude]

I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.

[sdduuuude]

I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.

[sdduuuude]

I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.

[Rich Toscano]

[quote=sdduuuude]I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.[/quote]

I agree completely, but even the elephants won’t be as popular as the multi-ton cockroach vehicles. I mean, why would you want to ride inside a car, when you could ride on top of a gigantic, omnivorous, disease-carrying insect?

I like the line of thinking. Maybe they can also make giant maggots that we can ride around like the sandworms in Dune. Or human sized, hyperintelligent earwigs to be our au pairs.

It’s funny, I used to think of biotech in terms of curing disease. But I was all wrong. We need to focus on the creation of enormous, revolting insect-hybrid monstrosities to serve as our transportation and, eventually, our overlords.

rich

[Rich Toscano]

[quote=sdduuuude]I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.[/quote]

I agree completely, but even the elephants won’t be as popular as the multi-ton cockroach vehicles. I mean, why would you want to ride inside a car, when you could ride on top of a gigantic, omnivorous, disease-carrying insect?

I like the line of thinking. Maybe they can also make giant maggots that we can ride around like the sandworms in Dune. Or human sized, hyperintelligent earwigs to be our au pairs.

It’s funny, I used to think of biotech in terms of curing disease. But I was all wrong. We need to focus on the creation of enormous, revolting insect-hybrid monstrosities to serve as our transportation and, eventually, our overlords.

rich

[Rich Toscano]

[quote=sdduuuude]I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.[/quote]

I agree completely, but even the elephants won’t be as popular as the multi-ton cockroach vehicles. I mean, why would you want to ride inside a car, when you could ride on top of a gigantic, omnivorous, disease-carrying insect?

I like the line of thinking. Maybe they can also make giant maggots that we can ride around like the sandworms in Dune. Or human sized, hyperintelligent earwigs to be our au pairs.

It’s funny, I used to think of biotech in terms of curing disease. But I was all wrong. We need to focus on the creation of enormous, revolting insect-hybrid monstrosities to serve as our transportation and, eventually, our overlords.

rich

[Rich Toscano]

[quote=sdduuuude]I see a big market for dog-sized elephants, too. Always have. Uncanny how this guy and I think alike.[/quote]

I agree completely, but even the elephants won’t be as popular as the multi-ton cockroach vehicles. I mean, why would you want to ride inside a car, when you could ride on top of a gigantic, omnivorous, disease-carrying insect?

I like the line of thinking. Maybe they can also make giant maggots that we can ride around like the sandworms in Dune. Or human sized, hyperintelligent earwigs to be our au pairs.

It’s funny, I used to think of biotech in terms of curing disease. But I was all wrong. We need to focus on the creation of enormous, revolting insect-hybrid monstrosities to serve as our transportation and, eventually, our overlords.

rich

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