Tales of an RSF Buyer (Part 3)

[CardiffBaseball]

Somewhere out there on the internets I picture a realtor message board where there is thread started…

“Let me tell you about this crazy client from NoCal”….

[raptorduck]

Truth be told, she has informed me that folks in her office do talk about me and ask her about how things are going all the time. My creative offers seem to get the most attention.

I hand picked her and was looking for a “hungry” agent, rather than an RSF pro. I knew one of the handful of seasond RSF agents I have met would not have the patience for me as my buyer’s agent. Good thing, because they are the same group I keep running into as listing agents. A small group of agents has a majority of RSF listings it seems.

We have developed a good relationship. She knows I am not trying to waste her time and am very picky and regimented in my approach and she is sticking with me and me with her.

My NorCal agent has stories to tell as well. Her favorite is when I wrote an offer during the boom up here (yea I know I know) and wrote in a BMW as part of my offer for the seller’s daugheter who was at Stanford. I still did not get the house.

I frustrate them both I know sometimes, but I always give them logical reasons for things and treat them with respect and collegiality.

[raptorduck]

Truth be told, she has informed me that folks in her office do talk about me and ask her about how things are going all the time. My creative offers seem to get the most attention.

I hand picked her and was looking for a “hungry” agent, rather than an RSF pro. I knew one of the handful of seasond RSF agents I have met would not have the patience for me as my buyer’s agent. Good thing, because they are the same group I keep running into as listing agents. A small group of agents has a majority of RSF listings it seems.

We have developed a good relationship. She knows I am not trying to waste her time and am very picky and regimented in my approach and she is sticking with me and me with her.

My NorCal agent has stories to tell as well. Her favorite is when I wrote an offer during the boom up here (yea I know I know) and wrote in a BMW as part of my offer for the seller’s daugheter who was at Stanford. I still did not get the house.

I frustrate them both I know sometimes, but I always give them logical reasons for things and treat them with respect and collegiality.

[raptorduck]

Truth be told, she has informed me that folks in her office do talk about me and ask her about how things are going all the time. My creative offers seem to get the most attention.

I hand picked her and was looking for a “hungry” agent, rather than an RSF pro. I knew one of the handful of seasond RSF agents I have met would not have the patience for me as my buyer’s agent. Good thing, because they are the same group I keep running into as listing agents. A small group of agents has a majority of RSF listings it seems.

We have developed a good relationship. She knows I am not trying to waste her time and am very picky and regimented in my approach and she is sticking with me and me with her.

My NorCal agent has stories to tell as well. Her favorite is when I wrote an offer during the boom up here (yea I know I know) and wrote in a BMW as part of my offer for the seller’s daugheter who was at Stanford. I still did not get the house.

I frustrate them both I know sometimes, but I always give them logical reasons for things and treat them with respect and collegiality.

[raptorduck]

Truth be told, she has informed me that folks in her office do talk about me and ask her about how things are going all the time. My creative offers seem to get the most attention.

I hand picked her and was looking for a “hungry” agent, rather than an RSF pro. I knew one of the handful of seasond RSF agents I have met would not have the patience for me as my buyer’s agent. Good thing, because they are the same group I keep running into as listing agents. A small group of agents has a majority of RSF listings it seems.

We have developed a good relationship. She knows I am not trying to waste her time and am very picky and regimented in my approach and she is sticking with me and me with her.

My NorCal agent has stories to tell as well. Her favorite is when I wrote an offer during the boom up here (yea I know I know) and wrote in a BMW as part of my offer for the seller’s daugheter who was at Stanford. I still did not get the house.

I frustrate them both I know sometimes, but I always give them logical reasons for things and treat them with respect and collegiality.

[raptorduck]

Truth be told, she has informed me that folks in her office do talk about me and ask her about how things are going all the time. My creative offers seem to get the most attention.

I hand picked her and was looking for a “hungry” agent, rather than an RSF pro. I knew one of the handful of seasond RSF agents I have met would not have the patience for me as my buyer’s agent. Good thing, because they are the same group I keep running into as listing agents. A small group of agents has a majority of RSF listings it seems.

We have developed a good relationship. She knows I am not trying to waste her time and am very picky and regimented in my approach and she is sticking with me and me with her.

My NorCal agent has stories to tell as well. Her favorite is when I wrote an offer during the boom up here (yea I know I know) and wrote in a BMW as part of my offer for the seller’s daugheter who was at Stanford. I still did not get the house.

I frustrate them both I know sometimes, but I always give them logical reasons for things and treat them with respect and collegiality.

[Anonymous]

I am curious, as if that wasn’t obvious, what does this mean?

Once my wife decides to speak to me again, it may be a while, we will start looking for rentals.

I mean, is she really angry at you for not buying her a 5 million dollar house, and not talking to you?

What kind of self absorbed life that must be! I may be young, only 29, and I have never been married but I can’t even grasp that mindset. So does she shun you between her botox appointments and bridge games? Does she inform the servents that they are not to make you dinner because she is pissed? This is hilarious. Probably not to you, but do you know how that sounds?

Tell her to get her pampered ass off out of the beauty salon and get a job if she is that pissed. She probably has nannys raising your kids anyway, hopefully, so that entitled attitude doesn’t rub off on them.

Well Rap I have read your adventures with interest, I hope that you find what you are looking for in a house, and maybe even in a new wife. Good luck, I will be watching for an update.

[Anonymous]

I am curious, as if that wasn’t obvious, what does this mean?

Once my wife decides to speak to me again, it may be a while, we will start looking for rentals.

I mean, is she really angry at you for not buying her a 5 million dollar house, and not talking to you?

What kind of self absorbed life that must be! I may be young, only 29, and I have never been married but I can’t even grasp that mindset. So does she shun you between her botox appointments and bridge games? Does she inform the servents that they are not to make you dinner because she is pissed? This is hilarious. Probably not to you, but do you know how that sounds?

Tell her to get her pampered ass off out of the beauty salon and get a job if she is that pissed. She probably has nannys raising your kids anyway, hopefully, so that entitled attitude doesn’t rub off on them.

Well Rap I have read your adventures with interest, I hope that you find what you are looking for in a house, and maybe even in a new wife. Good luck, I will be watching for an update.

[Anonymous]

I am curious, as if that wasn’t obvious, what does this mean?

Once my wife decides to speak to me again, it may be a while, we will start looking for rentals.

I mean, is she really angry at you for not buying her a 5 million dollar house, and not talking to you?

What kind of self absorbed life that must be! I may be young, only 29, and I have never been married but I can’t even grasp that mindset. So does she shun you between her botox appointments and bridge games? Does she inform the servents that they are not to make you dinner because she is pissed? This is hilarious. Probably not to you, but do you know how that sounds?

Tell her to get her pampered ass off out of the beauty salon and get a job if she is that pissed. She probably has nannys raising your kids anyway, hopefully, so that entitled attitude doesn’t rub off on them.

Well Rap I have read your adventures with interest, I hope that you find what you are looking for in a house, and maybe even in a new wife. Good luck, I will be watching for an update.

[Anonymous]

I am curious, as if that wasn’t obvious, what does this mean?

Once my wife decides to speak to me again, it may be a while, we will start looking for rentals.

I mean, is she really angry at you for not buying her a 5 million dollar house, and not talking to you?

What kind of self absorbed life that must be! I may be young, only 29, and I have never been married but I can’t even grasp that mindset. So does she shun you between her botox appointments and bridge games? Does she inform the servents that they are not to make you dinner because she is pissed? This is hilarious. Probably not to you, but do you know how that sounds?

Tell her to get her pampered ass off out of the beauty salon and get a job if she is that pissed. She probably has nannys raising your kids anyway, hopefully, so that entitled attitude doesn’t rub off on them.

Well Rap I have read your adventures with interest, I hope that you find what you are looking for in a house, and maybe even in a new wife. Good luck, I will be watching for an update.

[Anonymous]

I am curious, as if that wasn’t obvious, what does this mean?

Once my wife decides to speak to me again, it may be a while, we will start looking for rentals.

I mean, is she really angry at you for not buying her a 5 million dollar house, and not talking to you?

What kind of self absorbed life that must be! I may be young, only 29, and I have never been married but I can’t even grasp that mindset. So does she shun you between her botox appointments and bridge games? Does she inform the servents that they are not to make you dinner because she is pissed? This is hilarious. Probably not to you, but do you know how that sounds?

Tell her to get her pampered ass off out of the beauty salon and get a job if she is that pissed. She probably has nannys raising your kids anyway, hopefully, so that entitled attitude doesn’t rub off on them.

Well Rap I have read your adventures with interest, I hope that you find what you are looking for in a house, and maybe even in a new wife. Good luck, I will be watching for an update.

[jpinpb]

I wasn’t going to say anything, but truly your wife should be thanking you, unless you guys have a money tree in your yard. I mean, great if you have that kind of wealth, but I’m sure you didn’t accumulate that kind of wealth by making stupid, careless decisions.

[jpinpb]

I wasn’t going to say anything, but truly your wife should be thanking you, unless you guys have a money tree in your yard. I mean, great if you have that kind of wealth, but I’m sure you didn’t accumulate that kind of wealth by making stupid, careless decisions.

[jpinpb]

I wasn’t going to say anything, but truly your wife should be thanking you, unless you guys have a money tree in your yard. I mean, great if you have that kind of wealth, but I’m sure you didn’t accumulate that kind of wealth by making stupid, careless decisions.

[jpinpb]

I wasn’t going to say anything, but truly your wife should be thanking you, unless you guys have a money tree in your yard. I mean, great if you have that kind of wealth, but I’m sure you didn’t accumulate that kind of wealth by making stupid, careless decisions.

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