[OT] WSJ: “Why Chinese Mothers are Superior”

[Coronita]

[quote=cjdairym]Flu, that’s hilarious. Definitely seen that before.
Which branches to this website.
http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/stuff-asian-people-like-full-list/%5B/quote%5D

I haven’t even spoken about “ghetto-asians”…

If any of you folks are a getto-asian, please stop…You’re embarrassing the rest of us…And if you’re a parent of ghetto-asian, please slap some sense into your kid and stop giving him/her money to do stupid crap like this..

Damn riceboys…

Rice-Boy is a stereotype. The typical Rice-Boy can be identified by his car, or rather what he does to it. Generally, Rice-Boy will start out with a car that was not meant to go fast (typically a Honda Civic), and attempt to “fix it up,” usually consisting of aftermarket rims, lowering springs and an aftermarket exhaust system with a large exhaust tip.

Most Rice-Boy cars (or “Rice Rockets”) have the usual complement of stickers proudly displaying features that the car might or might not have, most notably, the Honda VTEC sticker from the later model Preludes, and the plaques from the later model Integras.

Rice-Boys do not exclusively drive Japanese cars. There are quite a few fake Mustang ‘5.0’s and Camaro Z28’s out there, as well as quite a few strange looking Neons.

http://riceboypage.com/what_is_riceboy/
http://riceboypage.com/shame/classic/

[all]

So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.

[all]

So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.

[all]

So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.

[all]

So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.

[all]

So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.

[Coronita]

[quote=captcha]So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.[/quote]

Do you really want to know?…………..

It would end up like this

Mother 1: My child “XYZ” is the smartest kid. She can count to 100 by the age 2.

Mother 2: That’s nothing, my child “ABC” is the smartest kid. She can count by 2’s to 100 by the age of 3.

Mother 1: My child is gifted because she can play the piano when she was 4

Mother 2: My child is gifted because she can play the violin when she was 4.

Mother 1: My child is the smartest, because although she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Grade 2 level math.

Mother 2: My child is the smartest, because she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Garden 2 level reading.

Mother 1: People say my child is the cutest and could star in TV.

Mother 2: People say my child has nature artistic talent and she paints really well….

…..

FLU: Ladies…Ladies…Please, both of your daughters are idiots, their “gifted” music is worse that a cat’s screetch, your daughter might pass for a “he” instead of a “she” on TV with that bowl haircut, and those paintings look like someone spilled a can of paint on them…(though, I know. I’ll say, ooooh, ahhh, just to make your kid feel good).While they might be able to do simple math, my daughter knows how to use an iPad to get the correct answer. She also takes martial arts, can work with my tools, and knows what Blackwater is. In other words, my daughter can probably kick both of your daughter’s asses.

And you think I’m kidding this doesn’t happen?

Some asians love…And I mean love to compare everything….It’s what we call “totally fobby mentality”…

It’s actually pretty sad. Because you see, some asians (let’s say chinese), are really self-destructive when it comes to each other rather than help each other out…
See, if you look at some of the other ethnicities, you’ll see that often they “help each other out”, for example.
Jewish, african american, hispanic….Asians are one of the few exceptions in which they intentionally try to screw each other over by comparing to each other to obilvion. The chinese are the worst (probably that’s what happens when you have decades of communist rule)..

[Coronita]

[quote=captcha]So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.[/quote]

Do you really want to know?…………..

It would end up like this

Mother 1: My child “XYZ” is the smartest kid. She can count to 100 by the age 2.

Mother 2: That’s nothing, my child “ABC” is the smartest kid. She can count by 2’s to 100 by the age of 3.

Mother 1: My child is gifted because she can play the piano when she was 4

Mother 2: My child is gifted because she can play the violin when she was 4.

Mother 1: My child is the smartest, because although she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Grade 2 level math.

Mother 2: My child is the smartest, because she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Garden 2 level reading.

Mother 1: People say my child is the cutest and could star in TV.

Mother 2: People say my child has nature artistic talent and she paints really well….

…..

FLU: Ladies…Ladies…Please, both of your daughters are idiots, their “gifted” music is worse that a cat’s screetch, your daughter might pass for a “he” instead of a “she” on TV with that bowl haircut, and those paintings look like someone spilled a can of paint on them…(though, I know. I’ll say, ooooh, ahhh, just to make your kid feel good).While they might be able to do simple math, my daughter knows how to use an iPad to get the correct answer. She also takes martial arts, can work with my tools, and knows what Blackwater is. In other words, my daughter can probably kick both of your daughter’s asses.

And you think I’m kidding this doesn’t happen?

Some asians love…And I mean love to compare everything….It’s what we call “totally fobby mentality”…

It’s actually pretty sad. Because you see, some asians (let’s say chinese), are really self-destructive when it comes to each other rather than help each other out…
See, if you look at some of the other ethnicities, you’ll see that often they “help each other out”, for example.
Jewish, african american, hispanic….Asians are one of the few exceptions in which they intentionally try to screw each other over by comparing to each other to obilvion. The chinese are the worst (probably that’s what happens when you have decades of communist rule)..

[Coronita]

[quote=captcha]So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.[/quote]

Do you really want to know?…………..

It would end up like this

Mother 1: My child “XYZ” is the smartest kid. She can count to 100 by the age 2.

Mother 2: That’s nothing, my child “ABC” is the smartest kid. She can count by 2’s to 100 by the age of 3.

Mother 1: My child is gifted because she can play the piano when she was 4

Mother 2: My child is gifted because she can play the violin when she was 4.

Mother 1: My child is the smartest, because although she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Grade 2 level math.

Mother 2: My child is the smartest, because she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Garden 2 level reading.

Mother 1: People say my child is the cutest and could star in TV.

Mother 2: People say my child has nature artistic talent and she paints really well….

…..

FLU: Ladies…Ladies…Please, both of your daughters are idiots, their “gifted” music is worse that a cat’s screetch, your daughter might pass for a “he” instead of a “she” on TV with that bowl haircut, and those paintings look like someone spilled a can of paint on them…(though, I know. I’ll say, ooooh, ahhh, just to make your kid feel good).While they might be able to do simple math, my daughter knows how to use an iPad to get the correct answer. She also takes martial arts, can work with my tools, and knows what Blackwater is. In other words, my daughter can probably kick both of your daughter’s asses.

And you think I’m kidding this doesn’t happen?

Some asians love…And I mean love to compare everything….It’s what we call “totally fobby mentality”…

It’s actually pretty sad. Because you see, some asians (let’s say chinese), are really self-destructive when it comes to each other rather than help each other out…
See, if you look at some of the other ethnicities, you’ll see that often they “help each other out”, for example.
Jewish, african american, hispanic….Asians are one of the few exceptions in which they intentionally try to screw each other over by comparing to each other to obilvion. The chinese are the worst (probably that’s what happens when you have decades of communist rule)..

[Coronita]

[quote=captcha]So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.[/quote]

Do you really want to know?…………..

It would end up like this

Mother 1: My child “XYZ” is the smartest kid. She can count to 100 by the age 2.

Mother 2: That’s nothing, my child “ABC” is the smartest kid. She can count by 2’s to 100 by the age of 3.

Mother 1: My child is gifted because she can play the piano when she was 4

Mother 2: My child is gifted because she can play the violin when she was 4.

Mother 1: My child is the smartest, because although she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Grade 2 level math.

Mother 2: My child is the smartest, because she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Garden 2 level reading.

Mother 1: People say my child is the cutest and could star in TV.

Mother 2: People say my child has nature artistic talent and she paints really well….

…..

FLU: Ladies…Ladies…Please, both of your daughters are idiots, their “gifted” music is worse that a cat’s screetch, your daughter might pass for a “he” instead of a “she” on TV with that bowl haircut, and those paintings look like someone spilled a can of paint on them…(though, I know. I’ll say, ooooh, ahhh, just to make your kid feel good).While they might be able to do simple math, my daughter knows how to use an iPad to get the correct answer. She also takes martial arts, can work with my tools, and knows what Blackwater is. In other words, my daughter can probably kick both of your daughter’s asses.

And you think I’m kidding this doesn’t happen?

Some asians love…And I mean love to compare everything….It’s what we call “totally fobby mentality”…

It’s actually pretty sad. Because you see, some asians (let’s say chinese), are really self-destructive when it comes to each other rather than help each other out…
See, if you look at some of the other ethnicities, you’ll see that often they “help each other out”, for example.
Jewish, african american, hispanic….Asians are one of the few exceptions in which they intentionally try to screw each other over by comparing to each other to obilvion. The chinese are the worst (probably that’s what happens when you have decades of communist rule)..

[Coronita]

[quote=captcha]So what happens when two children of Chinese Mothers end up in the same class? Do they pull Highlander on each other and the stronger one sucks up all the power from the weaker one since there can be only one?

My boss (company owner) is a C student. But so are my gardener, my mechanic, my bartender and all those other people who work nights&weekends to serve me.[/quote]

Do you really want to know?…………..

It would end up like this

Mother 1: My child “XYZ” is the smartest kid. She can count to 100 by the age 2.

Mother 2: That’s nothing, my child “ABC” is the smartest kid. She can count by 2’s to 100 by the age of 3.

Mother 1: My child is gifted because she can play the piano when she was 4

Mother 2: My child is gifted because she can play the violin when she was 4.

Mother 1: My child is the smartest, because although she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Grade 2 level math.

Mother 2: My child is the smartest, because she’s in kindergarden, she’s already doing Garden 2 level reading.

Mother 1: People say my child is the cutest and could star in TV.

Mother 2: People say my child has nature artistic talent and she paints really well….

…..

FLU: Ladies…Ladies…Please, both of your daughters are idiots, their “gifted” music is worse that a cat’s screetch, your daughter might pass for a “he” instead of a “she” on TV with that bowl haircut, and those paintings look like someone spilled a can of paint on them…(though, I know. I’ll say, ooooh, ahhh, just to make your kid feel good).While they might be able to do simple math, my daughter knows how to use an iPad to get the correct answer. She also takes martial arts, can work with my tools, and knows what Blackwater is. In other words, my daughter can probably kick both of your daughter’s asses.

And you think I’m kidding this doesn’t happen?

Some asians love…And I mean love to compare everything….It’s what we call “totally fobby mentality”…

It’s actually pretty sad. Because you see, some asians (let’s say chinese), are really self-destructive when it comes to each other rather than help each other out…
See, if you look at some of the other ethnicities, you’ll see that often they “help each other out”, for example.
Jewish, african american, hispanic….Asians are one of the few exceptions in which they intentionally try to screw each other over by comparing to each other to obilvion. The chinese are the worst (probably that’s what happens when you have decades of communist rule)..

[edna_mode]

@Flu: Absolutely agree that it’s a dog-eat-dog world. Proof: try parking in 99Ranch on a late Sunday morning.

[edna_mode]

@Flu: Absolutely agree that it’s a dog-eat-dog world. Proof: try parking in 99Ranch on a late Sunday morning.

[edna_mode]

@Flu: Absolutely agree that it’s a dog-eat-dog world. Proof: try parking in 99Ranch on a late Sunday morning.

[edna_mode]

@Flu: Absolutely agree that it’s a dog-eat-dog world. Proof: try parking in 99Ranch on a late Sunday morning.

[Author]

Posts