1. "Big" people that can't fit entirely into a coach airline seat and naturally assume it's ok to put up the armrest to occupy part of your space.
2. Register clerks that like to yap with people in line and not doing their job to get you out of the store/shop as fast as possible.
3. Folks in line that engage in the yapping.
4. Slow ass drivers that occupy the left lane and never yield to the right to let people pass. Europeans are much better at this than americans, and CA drivers are by far the worst.
5. People that do #4 while yapping of the cell phone.
6. Any exotic/sports car being driven by a grandma/grandpa at or below the speed limit on the freeway, when there is absolutely no traffic (If you can afford the car, you can afford the speeding tickets….or you should be driving a frickin volvo wagon or Caddy )
7. People raise their trucks/SUVs so it looks like it can compete in a monster truck competition.
8. Getto looking cars. Riceboys that cut their springs, tack on an F-18 spoiler, a grenade launcher exhaust, and decorated "Powered by XXX" stickers. It's just an eye soar
9. Riceboys of type #8 that when stopped at red light with you at the front of a intersection, rev's up their POS getto cars.
10. People with blaring subs in their car that want to make sure everyone knows they are deaf and who also want everyone else to hear their boom boom boom "music".
11. Riceboys that spend more money on the audio in the car to do #10 then the car is worth.
12. Women with overly fruity perfumes that permeate the entire room and provoke every possible allergic reaction possible. (Note to women: men don't want to smell like you after hooking up with you)
13. Men that cover BO with heavy dose of deodorant (Note to men: women don't want to smell like you after hooking up with you)
14. People in my field that talk and talk and talk, and don't do sh!t.
15. Managers that promote people of type #14 all too frequently.
16. Women, that when you try to talk to, automatically assume you're trying to hit on them (Looky here miss….. wedding ring)
Brutus–Another bravo! Tears ran down my cheeks. That was great.
dharmagirl–I agree with you about women’s restrooms. Another like-minded gripe: Women who don’t observe the International Rules For Women’s Restroom Line Etiquette. I have found, while traveling in Europe, that women of a certain nationality will barge right past the line. I saw one incident where four women had to be pulled apart before fisticuffs ensued over such a breach.
fat_lazy–re: “Big” people in coach seats. I had to do some research about NAAFA (National Association for the Acceptance of Fat Americans, I think). On their site, they advise members to pull up the armrest and say to their seatmate: “I’m sure we’ll both be more comfortable this way.” My answer if this happens to me will be “I WON’T be more comfortable.” And back down it goes (if possible).
Brutus–Another bravo! Tears ran down my cheeks. That was great.
dharmagirl–I agree with you about women’s restrooms. Another like-minded gripe: Women who don’t observe the International Rules For Women’s Restroom Line Etiquette. I have found, while traveling in Europe, that women of a certain nationality will barge right past the line. I saw one incident where four women had to be pulled apart before fisticuffs ensued over such a breach.
fat_lazy–re: “Big” people in coach seats. I had to do some research about NAAFA (National Association for the Acceptance of Fat Americans, I think). On their site, they advise members to pull up the armrest and say to their seatmate: “I’m sure we’ll both be more comfortable this way.” My answer if this happens to me will be “I WON’T be more comfortable.” And back down it goes (if possible).
Brutus–Another bravo! Tears ran down my cheeks. That was great.
dharmagirl–I agree with you about women’s restrooms. Another like-minded gripe: Women who don’t observe the International Rules For Women’s Restroom Line Etiquette. I have found, while traveling in Europe, that women of a certain nationality will barge right past the line. I saw one incident where four women had to be pulled apart before fisticuffs ensued over such a breach.
fat_lazy–re: “Big” people in coach seats. I had to do some research about NAAFA (National Association for the Acceptance of Fat Americans, I think). On their site, they advise members to pull up the armrest and say to their seatmate: “I’m sure we’ll both be more comfortable this way.” My answer if this happens to me will be “I WON’T be more comfortable.” And back down it goes (if possible).
Brutus–Another bravo! Tears ran down my cheeks. That was great.
dharmagirl–I agree with you about women’s restrooms. Another like-minded gripe: Women who don’t observe the International Rules For Women’s Restroom Line Etiquette. I have found, while traveling in Europe, that women of a certain nationality will barge right past the line. I saw one incident where four women had to be pulled apart before fisticuffs ensued over such a breach.
fat_lazy–re: “Big” people in coach seats. I had to do some research about NAAFA (National Association for the Acceptance of Fat Americans, I think). On their site, they advise members to pull up the armrest and say to their seatmate: “I’m sure we’ll both be more comfortable this way.” My answer if this happens to me will be “I WON’T be more comfortable.” And back down it goes (if possible).
