OT – What would you do as Prez?

[doublewide]

I didn’t want to hi-jack TheBreeze’s McCain thread but it got me thinking about a chat my husband and I had not too long ago…Kind of a tounge-in-cheek discussion of “If I were Prez.” Thought it might be fun to hear all your ideas while we wait for financial news on Monday.

Things we’d do if Prez. (actually we used the term Grand-Boo-Bah but you get the idea).

#1 Bring home the troops. All of them, ASAP.
Granted a few Secret Squirrel CIA/NSA types
should stay behind and keep an eye on things.
They like that kind of deep cover stuff don’t
they? And who knows who will pop up once they
think it’s safe to come out of hiding..
wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

#2 No more daylight savings!!
It’s just a scam for companies to sell more
coffee anyway.

#2 Year round school for all children grades K-12.
We need more, shorter breaks in learning not 10
weeks off in a row. I can not entertain my kid
for 10 straight weeks and now that she’s 12
she can’t stand me after 2 weeks. Yes, I know,
there are camps and we do those but even two
weeks of camp is 350.00!

#3 All public schools on the same curriculum.
If they’re all learning from the same texts
they can all be fairly tested on the Federal
tests.

#4 School Classrooms should be segregated based on
learning ability…ESL students should not
be in with GATE students, nobody can learn in
that environment.

#5 If people from other countries want to come and
work here the money has to stay here! Our
(mine and my husbands) ancestors came
from Germany, Ireland and France hundreds
of years ago. They were not sending
cash via Western Union home to Mexico! What
they made here stayed here and was sunk back
into the community.

Don’t get all politically correct on me…this is meant in fun!

Doublewide

[drunkle]

1: abolish the current election system.

2: establish a benevolent monarchy.

3: establish parlimentary representation.

4: abolish the death penalty except for politicians.

5: eliminate direct federal taxes.

6: increase standards and oversight of civil servants, decrease thresholds for removal of civil servants.

7: aquire a large harem.

edit: and abolish valentines day and ban christmas music. and extend the death penalty to marketing and television commercial producers.

[drunkle]

1: abolish the current election system.

2: establish a benevolent monarchy.

3: establish parlimentary representation.

4: abolish the death penalty except for politicians.

5: eliminate direct federal taxes.

6: increase standards and oversight of civil servants, decrease thresholds for removal of civil servants.

7: aquire a large harem.

edit: and abolish valentines day and ban christmas music. and extend the death penalty to marketing and television commercial producers.

[drunkle]

1: abolish the current election system.

2: establish a benevolent monarchy.

3: establish parlimentary representation.

4: abolish the death penalty except for politicians.

5: eliminate direct federal taxes.

6: increase standards and oversight of civil servants, decrease thresholds for removal of civil servants.

7: aquire a large harem.

edit: and abolish valentines day and ban christmas music. and extend the death penalty to marketing and television commercial producers.

[drunkle]

1: abolish the current election system.

2: establish a benevolent monarchy.

3: establish parlimentary representation.

4: abolish the death penalty except for politicians.

5: eliminate direct federal taxes.

6: increase standards and oversight of civil servants, decrease thresholds for removal of civil servants.

7: aquire a large harem.

edit: and abolish valentines day and ban christmas music. and extend the death penalty to marketing and television commercial producers.

[drunkle]

1: abolish the current election system.

2: establish a benevolent monarchy.

3: establish parlimentary representation.

4: abolish the death penalty except for politicians.

5: eliminate direct federal taxes.

6: increase standards and oversight of civil servants, decrease thresholds for removal of civil servants.

7: aquire a large harem.

edit: and abolish valentines day and ban christmas music. and extend the death penalty to marketing and television commercial producers.

[Ricechex]

1) Stop the Corporations from ruling the country/the world. Especially Walmart.

2) No more government being enslaved by the World Bank

3) Environmental Protection/stop the madness of consumerism, though with the ruin of the Central Bank and Corporation, that would follow naturally

4) Outsourced work to China and other countries, back to US

5) Brittany Spears no longer allowed to be media focus

6) Press owned by the people, not the corporation (refer back to #1)

7) No more government outsourcing (ie: prisons should not be FOR profit organizations)

8) Strict animal/environmental abuse laws and penalties.

9) Increase REAL education (ie: critical thinking skills, writing, math, art, philosophy—why are the humanities removed from most school curriculum…seems only sports is the viable extra-curricular activity these days) We are producing a nation of idiots.

10) No more INCOME TAX, but if the world bank goes this will follow suit….

11) The lady that owns the Big Lots building on University Avenue will be banned from raising their rent and making them move.

Drunkle, why are you so hard on civil servants? Lemme tell you dude, the civil servants OVERALL as a group, do much better work than the contractors. Except with the contractors, they are a lower paid, lower qualified bunch, and the man that lines his pockets with gold is the man that has the contract.

Oh, and DOD does have new personnel system to deal with getting rid of poor performing civil servants (that is the supposed reason for it, but that’s just lip service, because the real reason to is move labor dollars to the war), it is called NSPS, started for many of us in the SD area 1 Oct, with the rest of it to roll out in March. It’s a bad plan for many reasons I can’t get into here, and it was Donald Rumsfeld that dismantled this 50 year program.

[Ricechex]

1) Stop the Corporations from ruling the country/the world. Especially Walmart.

2) No more government being enslaved by the World Bank

3) Environmental Protection/stop the madness of consumerism, though with the ruin of the Central Bank and Corporation, that would follow naturally

4) Outsourced work to China and other countries, back to US

5) Brittany Spears no longer allowed to be media focus

6) Press owned by the people, not the corporation (refer back to #1)

7) No more government outsourcing (ie: prisons should not be FOR profit organizations)

8) Strict animal/environmental abuse laws and penalties.

9) Increase REAL education (ie: critical thinking skills, writing, math, art, philosophy—why are the humanities removed from most school curriculum…seems only sports is the viable extra-curricular activity these days) We are producing a nation of idiots.

10) No more INCOME TAX, but if the world bank goes this will follow suit….

11) The lady that owns the Big Lots building on University Avenue will be banned from raising their rent and making them move.

Drunkle, why are you so hard on civil servants? Lemme tell you dude, the civil servants OVERALL as a group, do much better work than the contractors. Except with the contractors, they are a lower paid, lower qualified bunch, and the man that lines his pockets with gold is the man that has the contract.

Oh, and DOD does have new personnel system to deal with getting rid of poor performing civil servants (that is the supposed reason for it, but that’s just lip service, because the real reason to is move labor dollars to the war), it is called NSPS, started for many of us in the SD area 1 Oct, with the rest of it to roll out in March. It’s a bad plan for many reasons I can’t get into here, and it was Donald Rumsfeld that dismantled this 50 year program.

[Ricechex]

1) Stop the Corporations from ruling the country/the world. Especially Walmart.

2) No more government being enslaved by the World Bank

3) Environmental Protection/stop the madness of consumerism, though with the ruin of the Central Bank and Corporation, that would follow naturally

4) Outsourced work to China and other countries, back to US

5) Brittany Spears no longer allowed to be media focus

6) Press owned by the people, not the corporation (refer back to #1)

7) No more government outsourcing (ie: prisons should not be FOR profit organizations)

8) Strict animal/environmental abuse laws and penalties.

9) Increase REAL education (ie: critical thinking skills, writing, math, art, philosophy—why are the humanities removed from most school curriculum…seems only sports is the viable extra-curricular activity these days) We are producing a nation of idiots.

10) No more INCOME TAX, but if the world bank goes this will follow suit….

11) The lady that owns the Big Lots building on University Avenue will be banned from raising their rent and making them move.

Drunkle, why are you so hard on civil servants? Lemme tell you dude, the civil servants OVERALL as a group, do much better work than the contractors. Except with the contractors, they are a lower paid, lower qualified bunch, and the man that lines his pockets with gold is the man that has the contract.

Oh, and DOD does have new personnel system to deal with getting rid of poor performing civil servants (that is the supposed reason for it, but that’s just lip service, because the real reason to is move labor dollars to the war), it is called NSPS, started for many of us in the SD area 1 Oct, with the rest of it to roll out in March. It’s a bad plan for many reasons I can’t get into here, and it was Donald Rumsfeld that dismantled this 50 year program.

[Ricechex]

1) Stop the Corporations from ruling the country/the world. Especially Walmart.

2) No more government being enslaved by the World Bank

3) Environmental Protection/stop the madness of consumerism, though with the ruin of the Central Bank and Corporation, that would follow naturally

4) Outsourced work to China and other countries, back to US

5) Brittany Spears no longer allowed to be media focus

6) Press owned by the people, not the corporation (refer back to #1)

7) No more government outsourcing (ie: prisons should not be FOR profit organizations)

8) Strict animal/environmental abuse laws and penalties.

9) Increase REAL education (ie: critical thinking skills, writing, math, art, philosophy—why are the humanities removed from most school curriculum…seems only sports is the viable extra-curricular activity these days) We are producing a nation of idiots.

10) No more INCOME TAX, but if the world bank goes this will follow suit….

11) The lady that owns the Big Lots building on University Avenue will be banned from raising their rent and making them move.

Drunkle, why are you so hard on civil servants? Lemme tell you dude, the civil servants OVERALL as a group, do much better work than the contractors. Except with the contractors, they are a lower paid, lower qualified bunch, and the man that lines his pockets with gold is the man that has the contract.

Oh, and DOD does have new personnel system to deal with getting rid of poor performing civil servants (that is the supposed reason for it, but that’s just lip service, because the real reason to is move labor dollars to the war), it is called NSPS, started for many of us in the SD area 1 Oct, with the rest of it to roll out in March. It’s a bad plan for many reasons I can’t get into here, and it was Donald Rumsfeld that dismantled this 50 year program.

[Ricechex]

1) Stop the Corporations from ruling the country/the world. Especially Walmart.

2) No more government being enslaved by the World Bank

3) Environmental Protection/stop the madness of consumerism, though with the ruin of the Central Bank and Corporation, that would follow naturally

4) Outsourced work to China and other countries, back to US

5) Brittany Spears no longer allowed to be media focus

6) Press owned by the people, not the corporation (refer back to #1)

7) No more government outsourcing (ie: prisons should not be FOR profit organizations)

8) Strict animal/environmental abuse laws and penalties.

9) Increase REAL education (ie: critical thinking skills, writing, math, art, philosophy—why are the humanities removed from most school curriculum…seems only sports is the viable extra-curricular activity these days) We are producing a nation of idiots.

10) No more INCOME TAX, but if the world bank goes this will follow suit….

11) The lady that owns the Big Lots building on University Avenue will be banned from raising their rent and making them move.

Drunkle, why are you so hard on civil servants? Lemme tell you dude, the civil servants OVERALL as a group, do much better work than the contractors. Except with the contractors, they are a lower paid, lower qualified bunch, and the man that lines his pockets with gold is the man that has the contract.

Oh, and DOD does have new personnel system to deal with getting rid of poor performing civil servants (that is the supposed reason for it, but that’s just lip service, because the real reason to is move labor dollars to the war), it is called NSPS, started for many of us in the SD area 1 Oct, with the rest of it to roll out in March. It’s a bad plan for many reasons I can’t get into here, and it was Donald Rumsfeld that dismantled this 50 year program.

[Pasadena Broker]

1.Timetable to bring home the troops.
Honestly, we can’t just cut and run. A systematic schedule, of bringing our boys home. However, we secure the oil fields. The rest of country can go to sh*t, sorry for the expression, I didn’t create the mess.

2. Let the Banks fail.
Let the excesses in the system work itself out. We’re talking about a capitalistic system, let it be so.

3. Nationlize Healthcare.
We pay taxes for a reason, healthcare should be one reason why. If you’re a citizen, we want you healthy.

4. No more lobbyist.
Government for the people and by the people. No more corporate interest because it rarely benefits it’s nations’ citizens. So, tell all the lobbyists to take a hike, you’re fired.

5. Children of Congressional leaders MUST serve in the military.
This is pretty much self explanatory. Institute the idea of a citizen army, led by the best of their generation.

6. Break up the media conglomerates. 5 companies run the entire media, ’nuff said.

7. Goverment work programs. No more free welfare. If you have two arms, legs, and can walk your ass to the market, you can work. Welfare will be based on a NEED basis.

8. GAAP—> but for Government conduct. A review of how government officals are performing. Campaign promises that were met or not, a report of sorts.

9. Tests and standards for all educators. Raise the pay for all educators and subject them to standardized test that our children go through. They must pass with a minimum of 80%.

10. Change the rules of citizenship. If you want to become a citizen, you play by the rules.

So, as a side note…I’ve had a few, so if this seems like nonsense, my apology. I just thought it was a great topic. I’m laughing and the wife is looking at me like I just read a dirty joke.

Have a great weekend

[Pasadena Broker]

1.Timetable to bring home the troops.
Honestly, we can’t just cut and run. A systematic schedule, of bringing our boys home. However, we secure the oil fields. The rest of country can go to sh*t, sorry for the expression, I didn’t create the mess.

2. Let the Banks fail.
Let the excesses in the system work itself out. We’re talking about a capitalistic system, let it be so.

3. Nationlize Healthcare.
We pay taxes for a reason, healthcare should be one reason why. If you’re a citizen, we want you healthy.

4. No more lobbyist.
Government for the people and by the people. No more corporate interest because it rarely benefits it’s nations’ citizens. So, tell all the lobbyists to take a hike, you’re fired.

5. Children of Congressional leaders MUST serve in the military.
This is pretty much self explanatory. Institute the idea of a citizen army, led by the best of their generation.

6. Break up the media conglomerates. 5 companies run the entire media, ’nuff said.

7. Goverment work programs. No more free welfare. If you have two arms, legs, and can walk your ass to the market, you can work. Welfare will be based on a NEED basis.

8. GAAP—> but for Government conduct. A review of how government officals are performing. Campaign promises that were met or not, a report of sorts.

9. Tests and standards for all educators. Raise the pay for all educators and subject them to standardized test that our children go through. They must pass with a minimum of 80%.

10. Change the rules of citizenship. If you want to become a citizen, you play by the rules.

So, as a side note…I’ve had a few, so if this seems like nonsense, my apology. I just thought it was a great topic. I’m laughing and the wife is looking at me like I just read a dirty joke.

Have a great weekend

[Pasadena Broker]

1.Timetable to bring home the troops.
Honestly, we can’t just cut and run. A systematic schedule, of bringing our boys home. However, we secure the oil fields. The rest of country can go to sh*t, sorry for the expression, I didn’t create the mess.

2. Let the Banks fail.
Let the excesses in the system work itself out. We’re talking about a capitalistic system, let it be so.

3. Nationlize Healthcare.
We pay taxes for a reason, healthcare should be one reason why. If you’re a citizen, we want you healthy.

4. No more lobbyist.
Government for the people and by the people. No more corporate interest because it rarely benefits it’s nations’ citizens. So, tell all the lobbyists to take a hike, you’re fired.

5. Children of Congressional leaders MUST serve in the military.
This is pretty much self explanatory. Institute the idea of a citizen army, led by the best of their generation.

6. Break up the media conglomerates. 5 companies run the entire media, ’nuff said.

7. Goverment work programs. No more free welfare. If you have two arms, legs, and can walk your ass to the market, you can work. Welfare will be based on a NEED basis.

8. GAAP—> but for Government conduct. A review of how government officals are performing. Campaign promises that were met or not, a report of sorts.

9. Tests and standards for all educators. Raise the pay for all educators and subject them to standardized test that our children go through. They must pass with a minimum of 80%.

10. Change the rules of citizenship. If you want to become a citizen, you play by the rules.

So, as a side note…I’ve had a few, so if this seems like nonsense, my apology. I just thought it was a great topic. I’m laughing and the wife is looking at me like I just read a dirty joke.

Have a great weekend

[Pasadena Broker]

1.Timetable to bring home the troops.
Honestly, we can’t just cut and run. A systematic schedule, of bringing our boys home. However, we secure the oil fields. The rest of country can go to sh*t, sorry for the expression, I didn’t create the mess.

2. Let the Banks fail.
Let the excesses in the system work itself out. We’re talking about a capitalistic system, let it be so.

3. Nationlize Healthcare.
We pay taxes for a reason, healthcare should be one reason why. If you’re a citizen, we want you healthy.

4. No more lobbyist.
Government for the people and by the people. No more corporate interest because it rarely benefits it’s nations’ citizens. So, tell all the lobbyists to take a hike, you’re fired.

5. Children of Congressional leaders MUST serve in the military.
This is pretty much self explanatory. Institute the idea of a citizen army, led by the best of their generation.

6. Break up the media conglomerates. 5 companies run the entire media, ’nuff said.

7. Goverment work programs. No more free welfare. If you have two arms, legs, and can walk your ass to the market, you can work. Welfare will be based on a NEED basis.

8. GAAP—> but for Government conduct. A review of how government officals are performing. Campaign promises that were met or not, a report of sorts.

9. Tests and standards for all educators. Raise the pay for all educators and subject them to standardized test that our children go through. They must pass with a minimum of 80%.

10. Change the rules of citizenship. If you want to become a citizen, you play by the rules.

So, as a side note…I’ve had a few, so if this seems like nonsense, my apology. I just thought it was a great topic. I’m laughing and the wife is looking at me like I just read a dirty joke.

Have a great weekend

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