OT: Slitting wrists is cooler than jumping out of windows.

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We’ve all heard the legendary stories of bankers and investors jumping out of windows because of the 1929 Depression. Seems as if the suicide-of-choice for the current fallout will be slit wrists and sleeping pills:

A hedge fund founder, despondent over blowing more than $1 billion in the Bernie Madoff scandal, killed himself in his Manhattan office Tuesday, police sources said.

Thierry de la Villehuchet, 65, a co-founder of French fund Access International, slit both his wrists with a box cutter, cops said.

He also took sleeping pills and never returned to his New Rochelle home Monday night.

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A hedge fund founder, despondent over blowing more than $1 billion in the Bernie Madoff scandal, killed himself in his Manhattan office Tuesday, police sources said.

Could be a suicide. Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing. It is interesting that Bernie Madoff offered himself up so easily — “Sorry about that $50B, it’s all gone in my little ponzi game.” Yeah right, he ran this multi-billion dollar operation ALL BY HIMSELF with no help from others. He’s gonna go to club fed for 3 years and when he gets out you can bet that the moolah will be waiting for him and his cohorts.

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A hedge fund founder, despondent over blowing more than $1 billion in the Bernie Madoff scandal, killed himself in his Manhattan office Tuesday, police sources said.

Could be a suicide. Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing. It is interesting that Bernie Madoff offered himself up so easily — “Sorry about that $50B, it’s all gone in my little ponzi game.” Yeah right, he ran this multi-billion dollar operation ALL BY HIMSELF with no help from others. He’s gonna go to club fed for 3 years and when he gets out you can bet that the moolah will be waiting for him and his cohorts.

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A hedge fund founder, despondent over blowing more than $1 billion in the Bernie Madoff scandal, killed himself in his Manhattan office Tuesday, police sources said.

Could be a suicide. Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing. It is interesting that Bernie Madoff offered himself up so easily — “Sorry about that $50B, it’s all gone in my little ponzi game.” Yeah right, he ran this multi-billion dollar operation ALL BY HIMSELF with no help from others. He’s gonna go to club fed for 3 years and when he gets out you can bet that the moolah will be waiting for him and his cohorts.

[blahblahblah]

A hedge fund founder, despondent over blowing more than $1 billion in the Bernie Madoff scandal, killed himself in his Manhattan office Tuesday, police sources said.

Could be a suicide. Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing. It is interesting that Bernie Madoff offered himself up so easily — “Sorry about that $50B, it’s all gone in my little ponzi game.” Yeah right, he ran this multi-billion dollar operation ALL BY HIMSELF with no help from others. He’s gonna go to club fed for 3 years and when he gets out you can bet that the moolah will be waiting for him and his cohorts.

[blahblahblah]

A hedge fund founder, despondent over blowing more than $1 billion in the Bernie Madoff scandal, killed himself in his Manhattan office Tuesday, police sources said.

Could be a suicide. Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing. It is interesting that Bernie Madoff offered himself up so easily — “Sorry about that $50B, it’s all gone in my little ponzi game.” Yeah right, he ran this multi-billion dollar operation ALL BY HIMSELF with no help from others. He’s gonna go to club fed for 3 years and when he gets out you can bet that the moolah will be waiting for him and his cohorts.

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Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing.

Oh come now, that sort of thing never happens in America.

Karl Rove’s IT guy who was set to testify in the election tampering case from Ohio in 2004 died in a unfortunate plane crash last week. His lawyer also told a judge that he was being threatened a week or so earlier. I’m sure Rove is devastated. Remember Ohio 2004 where the exit polls markedly off from the results.

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Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing.

Oh come now, that sort of thing never happens in America.

Karl Rove’s IT guy who was set to testify in the election tampering case from Ohio in 2004 died in a unfortunate plane crash last week. His lawyer also told a judge that he was being threatened a week or so earlier. I’m sure Rove is devastated. Remember Ohio 2004 where the exit polls markedly off from the results.

[Arraya]

Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing.

Oh come now, that sort of thing never happens in America.

Karl Rove’s IT guy who was set to testify in the election tampering case from Ohio in 2004 died in a unfortunate plane crash last week. His lawyer also told a judge that he was being threatened a week or so earlier. I’m sure Rove is devastated. Remember Ohio 2004 where the exit polls markedly off from the results.

[Arraya]

Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing.

Oh come now, that sort of thing never happens in America.

Karl Rove’s IT guy who was set to testify in the election tampering case from Ohio in 2004 died in a unfortunate plane crash last week. His lawyer also told a judge that he was being threatened a week or so earlier. I’m sure Rove is devastated. Remember Ohio 2004 where the exit polls markedly off from the results.

[Arraya]

Or perhaps he was “suicided” because he was going to sing.

Oh come now, that sort of thing never happens in America.

Karl Rove’s IT guy who was set to testify in the election tampering case from Ohio in 2004 died in a unfortunate plane crash last week. His lawyer also told a judge that he was being threatened a week or so earlier. I’m sure Rove is devastated. Remember Ohio 2004 where the exit polls markedly off from the results.

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This is the price you pay for playing with big money. Box Cutters? Who the hell uses box cutters they are so dull… reports say he cut his chest as well..WTF? Was this guy on PCP …gezz I prefer the jumpers it is easier to clean up. Just washed up by the street sweeper.

[The OC Scam]

This is the price you pay for playing with big money. Box Cutters? Who the hell uses box cutters they are so dull… reports say he cut his chest as well..WTF? Was this guy on PCP …gezz I prefer the jumpers it is easier to clean up. Just washed up by the street sweeper.

[The OC Scam]

This is the price you pay for playing with big money. Box Cutters? Who the hell uses box cutters they are so dull… reports say he cut his chest as well..WTF? Was this guy on PCP …gezz I prefer the jumpers it is easier to clean up. Just washed up by the street sweeper.

[The OC Scam]

This is the price you pay for playing with big money. Box Cutters? Who the hell uses box cutters they are so dull… reports say he cut his chest as well..WTF? Was this guy on PCP …gezz I prefer the jumpers it is easier to clean up. Just washed up by the street sweeper.

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