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December 2, 2008 at 11:08 PM #14557December 2, 2008 at 11:16 PM #310869CoronitaParticipant
I think I’m gonna walk into a walmart store. I’m going to swing the door open really fast, stand right in front of it as the door whips back around, let the glass door smack into my head, so I can sue walmart for not having a warning label on the door stating “fast swinging door may injure idiot standing in the middle of door not moving”.
If that doesn’t work…I’m going to a walmart store and find an item at the highest point on a top shelf. Then I’m going to proceed to remove an item at the bottom of the top shelf, pulling the item toward me standing right beneath it. When the large item falls and hits my head, I’m gonna sue walmart for not having a warning label on the shelf stating “large items may fall from shelf due to ‘gravity’ if small items beneath it are removed”.
December 2, 2008 at 11:16 PM #311230CoronitaParticipantI think I’m gonna walk into a walmart store. I’m going to swing the door open really fast, stand right in front of it as the door whips back around, let the glass door smack into my head, so I can sue walmart for not having a warning label on the door stating “fast swinging door may injure idiot standing in the middle of door not moving”.
If that doesn’t work…I’m going to a walmart store and find an item at the highest point on a top shelf. Then I’m going to proceed to remove an item at the bottom of the top shelf, pulling the item toward me standing right beneath it. When the large item falls and hits my head, I’m gonna sue walmart for not having a warning label on the shelf stating “large items may fall from shelf due to ‘gravity’ if small items beneath it are removed”.
December 2, 2008 at 11:16 PM #311255CoronitaParticipantI think I’m gonna walk into a walmart store. I’m going to swing the door open really fast, stand right in front of it as the door whips back around, let the glass door smack into my head, so I can sue walmart for not having a warning label on the door stating “fast swinging door may injure idiot standing in the middle of door not moving”.
If that doesn’t work…I’m going to a walmart store and find an item at the highest point on a top shelf. Then I’m going to proceed to remove an item at the bottom of the top shelf, pulling the item toward me standing right beneath it. When the large item falls and hits my head, I’m gonna sue walmart for not having a warning label on the shelf stating “large items may fall from shelf due to ‘gravity’ if small items beneath it are removed”.
December 2, 2008 at 11:16 PM #311274CoronitaParticipantI think I’m gonna walk into a walmart store. I’m going to swing the door open really fast, stand right in front of it as the door whips back around, let the glass door smack into my head, so I can sue walmart for not having a warning label on the door stating “fast swinging door may injure idiot standing in the middle of door not moving”.
If that doesn’t work…I’m going to a walmart store and find an item at the highest point on a top shelf. Then I’m going to proceed to remove an item at the bottom of the top shelf, pulling the item toward me standing right beneath it. When the large item falls and hits my head, I’m gonna sue walmart for not having a warning label on the shelf stating “large items may fall from shelf due to ‘gravity’ if small items beneath it are removed”.
December 2, 2008 at 11:16 PM #311341CoronitaParticipantI think I’m gonna walk into a walmart store. I’m going to swing the door open really fast, stand right in front of it as the door whips back around, let the glass door smack into my head, so I can sue walmart for not having a warning label on the door stating “fast swinging door may injure idiot standing in the middle of door not moving”.
If that doesn’t work…I’m going to a walmart store and find an item at the highest point on a top shelf. Then I’m going to proceed to remove an item at the bottom of the top shelf, pulling the item toward me standing right beneath it. When the large item falls and hits my head, I’m gonna sue walmart for not having a warning label on the shelf stating “large items may fall from shelf due to ‘gravity’ if small items beneath it are removed”.
December 3, 2008 at 8:20 AM #310899Allan from FallbrookParticipantFLU: Buy a soda from their snack bar and spill it onto the floor before pulling the item down on you and you can add a “slip and fall” claim, too.
If you bring your wife along, she can claim she was so horrified by the accident that you two no longer have… relations and can claim “loss of consortion” and “mental anguish” (from the horror of seeing that toaster oven land on your melon).
Sue in LA District Court: They’re suckers for this stuff. Or, better yet, San Francisco. You live up there, right?
December 3, 2008 at 8:20 AM #311260Allan from FallbrookParticipantFLU: Buy a soda from their snack bar and spill it onto the floor before pulling the item down on you and you can add a “slip and fall” claim, too.
If you bring your wife along, she can claim she was so horrified by the accident that you two no longer have… relations and can claim “loss of consortion” and “mental anguish” (from the horror of seeing that toaster oven land on your melon).
Sue in LA District Court: They’re suckers for this stuff. Or, better yet, San Francisco. You live up there, right?
December 3, 2008 at 8:20 AM #311286Allan from FallbrookParticipantFLU: Buy a soda from their snack bar and spill it onto the floor before pulling the item down on you and you can add a “slip and fall” claim, too.
If you bring your wife along, she can claim she was so horrified by the accident that you two no longer have… relations and can claim “loss of consortion” and “mental anguish” (from the horror of seeing that toaster oven land on your melon).
Sue in LA District Court: They’re suckers for this stuff. Or, better yet, San Francisco. You live up there, right?
December 3, 2008 at 8:20 AM #311307Allan from FallbrookParticipantFLU: Buy a soda from their snack bar and spill it onto the floor before pulling the item down on you and you can add a “slip and fall” claim, too.
If you bring your wife along, she can claim she was so horrified by the accident that you two no longer have… relations and can claim “loss of consortion” and “mental anguish” (from the horror of seeing that toaster oven land on your melon).
Sue in LA District Court: They’re suckers for this stuff. Or, better yet, San Francisco. You live up there, right?
December 3, 2008 at 8:20 AM #311373Allan from FallbrookParticipantFLU: Buy a soda from their snack bar and spill it onto the floor before pulling the item down on you and you can add a “slip and fall” claim, too.
If you bring your wife along, she can claim she was so horrified by the accident that you two no longer have… relations and can claim “loss of consortion” and “mental anguish” (from the horror of seeing that toaster oven land on your melon).
Sue in LA District Court: They’re suckers for this stuff. Or, better yet, San Francisco. You live up there, right?
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