OT: “Bob Rubin Just Wants to be Cuddled”

[Djshakes]

[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

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Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=][/quote]

It is very trendy right now for younger men to date more mature women. I think you should be receptive to the possibilities. Here are some pointers in noticing flirting and how to react.

Situation 1 – Brian Type

BT – “Hi..what’s your name” as he stares at bearish girl only focusing on her chest.
BG – “Ummmm…do I know you?” she hesitantly asks
BT – Ignoring the question he replies “I notice you have eggs in your basket. I’m a vegan and don’t you know that animal products are bad for you? If you let me, I can show you how to cook a vegan meal to clean out or your digestive system.”
BG – “…….I have to get going now. Have a nice day.”
BT – “You never told me your name” he quickly blurts to continue the conversation. As she walks away he stares until she gets in the car. The image is now locked in the spank bank for later in the evening.

Situation 2 – Real man
BG – Struggling to reach the health cereal on the top shelf she curses under her breath when all of the sudden she hears….
RM – “Let me help you with that”. She can’t help but notice the definition in the man’s arms as he reaches the top shelf with ease and retrieves the Kashi Go Lean Crunch.
BG – “Gee…thanks so much. How can I ever repay you?” she says as she bites her lower lip and smiles.
RM – “Repay? That isn’t necessary my dear. In fact, why don’t you let me take you out to dinner to repay you for brightening up my day with that beautiful smile?”
BG – “Well how can a women resist that?” she says playfully
RM – “Well, then why don’t I pick you up at 8 tomorrow. You aren’t a vegetarian are you? I’d like to take you to this great steak place”
BG – “I eat my fair share of meat and I admire a man that does also.” she exclaims with a wink.

[briansd1]

hahaha.. pretty funny.

I’m not a vegan and do eat steaks. But unlike “real” Americans, I don’t eat junk food by the TV. I sit down at the table for my meals.

However, I still find your script writing funny. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.

[briansd1]

hahaha.. pretty funny.

I’m not a vegan and do eat steaks. But unlike “real” Americans, I don’t eat junk food by the TV. I sit down at the table for my meals.

However, I still find your script writing funny. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.

[briansd1]

hahaha.. pretty funny.

I’m not a vegan and do eat steaks. But unlike “real” Americans, I don’t eat junk food by the TV. I sit down at the table for my meals.

However, I still find your script writing funny. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.

[briansd1]

hahaha.. pretty funny.

I’m not a vegan and do eat steaks. But unlike “real” Americans, I don’t eat junk food by the TV. I sit down at the table for my meals.

However, I still find your script writing funny. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.

[briansd1]

hahaha.. pretty funny.

I’m not a vegan and do eat steaks. But unlike “real” Americans, I don’t eat junk food by the TV. I sit down at the table for my meals.

However, I still find your script writing funny. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.

[bearishgurl]

Djshakes, you got one thing wrong that ruins my entire scenario with the “real man.” I always clear space on the bottom shelf and step on it, holding the top shelf ledge and use my comb or nail file to bring an item from the back of the top shelf to the front so I can get it for my cart. This happens so fast that no one is able to offer me any help :=]

I will now profile Djshakes:

5’9 – 5’10 165 lbs

caucasian male lt brown hair but not much left

age 34 (going on 60)

a few wrinkles from too much sun and other vices

cleans up well in Dockers for his “day job”

When not at “work,” lives in Levi’s 501’s and t-shirts (some with advertising on them) and a straw hat.

Takes frequent standing smoke breaks (Marlboro Lights) on the curb outside his office and on his “view” porch and politely crushes the butts with his hands and puts them in his jeans change pocket (not in same pocket as he keeps his tic-tacs in) until he can find a trash can.

Drives a forest green (a little muddy) 1998 Ford F-150 dbl cab long bed that has seen better days. It has super “H” size tractor tires and its dual-bench seat is covered with a Mexican blanket. Keeps at least $60 of (unorganized) loose change in the center console. Takes the lumber rails off when he needs to get a good “tailwind” on the road. Occasionally throws used soda/beer cans in the bed. Cleans the interior and washes it once per year.

Drives a 1988 red Nissan Sentra to work (pickup doesn’t fit in reg or metered pkg spaces). It has zebra-stripe faux fur slipcovers and with matching dice hanging from the rearview (used to be spouse’s car from HS). The glove compartment is plastered with photos of his family scotch taped to it.

How did I do here, Djshakes??

[bearishgurl]

Djshakes, you got one thing wrong that ruins my entire scenario with the “real man.” I always clear space on the bottom shelf and step on it, holding the top shelf ledge and use my comb or nail file to bring an item from the back of the top shelf to the front so I can get it for my cart. This happens so fast that no one is able to offer me any help :=]

I will now profile Djshakes:

5’9 – 5’10 165 lbs

caucasian male lt brown hair but not much left

age 34 (going on 60)

a few wrinkles from too much sun and other vices

cleans up well in Dockers for his “day job”

When not at “work,” lives in Levi’s 501’s and t-shirts (some with advertising on them) and a straw hat.

Takes frequent standing smoke breaks (Marlboro Lights) on the curb outside his office and on his “view” porch and politely crushes the butts with his hands and puts them in his jeans change pocket (not in same pocket as he keeps his tic-tacs in) until he can find a trash can.

Drives a forest green (a little muddy) 1998 Ford F-150 dbl cab long bed that has seen better days. It has super “H” size tractor tires and its dual-bench seat is covered with a Mexican blanket. Keeps at least $60 of (unorganized) loose change in the center console. Takes the lumber rails off when he needs to get a good “tailwind” on the road. Occasionally throws used soda/beer cans in the bed. Cleans the interior and washes it once per year.

Drives a 1988 red Nissan Sentra to work (pickup doesn’t fit in reg or metered pkg spaces). It has zebra-stripe faux fur slipcovers and with matching dice hanging from the rearview (used to be spouse’s car from HS). The glove compartment is plastered with photos of his family scotch taped to it.

How did I do here, Djshakes??

[bearishgurl]

Djshakes, you got one thing wrong that ruins my entire scenario with the “real man.” I always clear space on the bottom shelf and step on it, holding the top shelf ledge and use my comb or nail file to bring an item from the back of the top shelf to the front so I can get it for my cart. This happens so fast that no one is able to offer me any help :=]

I will now profile Djshakes:

5’9 – 5’10 165 lbs

caucasian male lt brown hair but not much left

age 34 (going on 60)

a few wrinkles from too much sun and other vices

cleans up well in Dockers for his “day job”

When not at “work,” lives in Levi’s 501’s and t-shirts (some with advertising on them) and a straw hat.

Takes frequent standing smoke breaks (Marlboro Lights) on the curb outside his office and on his “view” porch and politely crushes the butts with his hands and puts them in his jeans change pocket (not in same pocket as he keeps his tic-tacs in) until he can find a trash can.

Drives a forest green (a little muddy) 1998 Ford F-150 dbl cab long bed that has seen better days. It has super “H” size tractor tires and its dual-bench seat is covered with a Mexican blanket. Keeps at least $60 of (unorganized) loose change in the center console. Takes the lumber rails off when he needs to get a good “tailwind” on the road. Occasionally throws used soda/beer cans in the bed. Cleans the interior and washes it once per year.

Drives a 1988 red Nissan Sentra to work (pickup doesn’t fit in reg or metered pkg spaces). It has zebra-stripe faux fur slipcovers and with matching dice hanging from the rearview (used to be spouse’s car from HS). The glove compartment is plastered with photos of his family scotch taped to it.

How did I do here, Djshakes??

[bearishgurl]

Djshakes, you got one thing wrong that ruins my entire scenario with the “real man.” I always clear space on the bottom shelf and step on it, holding the top shelf ledge and use my comb or nail file to bring an item from the back of the top shelf to the front so I can get it for my cart. This happens so fast that no one is able to offer me any help :=]

I will now profile Djshakes:

5’9 – 5’10 165 lbs

caucasian male lt brown hair but not much left

age 34 (going on 60)

a few wrinkles from too much sun and other vices

cleans up well in Dockers for his “day job”

When not at “work,” lives in Levi’s 501’s and t-shirts (some with advertising on them) and a straw hat.

Takes frequent standing smoke breaks (Marlboro Lights) on the curb outside his office and on his “view” porch and politely crushes the butts with his hands and puts them in his jeans change pocket (not in same pocket as he keeps his tic-tacs in) until he can find a trash can.

Drives a forest green (a little muddy) 1998 Ford F-150 dbl cab long bed that has seen better days. It has super “H” size tractor tires and its dual-bench seat is covered with a Mexican blanket. Keeps at least $60 of (unorganized) loose change in the center console. Takes the lumber rails off when he needs to get a good “tailwind” on the road. Occasionally throws used soda/beer cans in the bed. Cleans the interior and washes it once per year.

Drives a 1988 red Nissan Sentra to work (pickup doesn’t fit in reg or metered pkg spaces). It has zebra-stripe faux fur slipcovers and with matching dice hanging from the rearview (used to be spouse’s car from HS). The glove compartment is plastered with photos of his family scotch taped to it.

How did I do here, Djshakes??

[bearishgurl]

Djshakes, you got one thing wrong that ruins my entire scenario with the “real man.” I always clear space on the bottom shelf and step on it, holding the top shelf ledge and use my comb or nail file to bring an item from the back of the top shelf to the front so I can get it for my cart. This happens so fast that no one is able to offer me any help :=]

I will now profile Djshakes:

5’9 – 5’10 165 lbs

caucasian male lt brown hair but not much left

age 34 (going on 60)

a few wrinkles from too much sun and other vices

cleans up well in Dockers for his “day job”

When not at “work,” lives in Levi’s 501’s and t-shirts (some with advertising on them) and a straw hat.

Takes frequent standing smoke breaks (Marlboro Lights) on the curb outside his office and on his “view” porch and politely crushes the butts with his hands and puts them in his jeans change pocket (not in same pocket as he keeps his tic-tacs in) until he can find a trash can.

Drives a forest green (a little muddy) 1998 Ford F-150 dbl cab long bed that has seen better days. It has super “H” size tractor tires and its dual-bench seat is covered with a Mexican blanket. Keeps at least $60 of (unorganized) loose change in the center console. Takes the lumber rails off when he needs to get a good “tailwind” on the road. Occasionally throws used soda/beer cans in the bed. Cleans the interior and washes it once per year.

Drives a 1988 red Nissan Sentra to work (pickup doesn’t fit in reg or metered pkg spaces). It has zebra-stripe faux fur slipcovers and with matching dice hanging from the rearview (used to be spouse’s car from HS). The glove compartment is plastered with photos of his family scotch taped to it.

How did I do here, Djshakes??

[bearishgurl]

[quote=briansd1]. . . Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.[/quote]

Lol…

[bearishgurl]

[quote=briansd1]. . . Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.[/quote]

Lol…

[bearishgurl]

[quote=briansd1]. . . Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.[/quote]

Lol…

[bearishgurl]

[quote=briansd1]. . . Are you sure the “real” American man can afford to pay for the expensive steak? His high interest rate Capital One credit card might get declined.[/quote]

Lol…

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