OT: “Bob Rubin Just Wants to be Cuddled”

[Djshakes]

[quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.

Anyone else want me to profile them?

[bearishgurl]

[quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=]

[bearishgurl]

[quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=]

[bearishgurl]

[quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=]

[bearishgurl]

[quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=]

[bearishgurl]

[quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=]

[Djshakes]

[quote=UCGal]
It’s kind of like desert – some people will NEVER say no to desert. Even when they’re full. Even when they’re on a diet. Others decide it’s not worth the calories or that they’re full – even though the desert looks really yummy. And a small percentage really have no interest in desert ever – no sweet tooth. The folks who turn it down do not necessarily live with regret over turning down the desert.[/quote]

So what is your favorite desert? – Mojave, Sahara, Accona?

😉

[Djshakes]

[quote=UCGal]
It’s kind of like desert – some people will NEVER say no to desert. Even when they’re full. Even when they’re on a diet. Others decide it’s not worth the calories or that they’re full – even though the desert looks really yummy. And a small percentage really have no interest in desert ever – no sweet tooth. The folks who turn it down do not necessarily live with regret over turning down the desert.[/quote]

So what is your favorite desert? – Mojave, Sahara, Accona?

😉

[Djshakes]

[quote=UCGal]
It’s kind of like desert – some people will NEVER say no to desert. Even when they’re full. Even when they’re on a diet. Others decide it’s not worth the calories or that they’re full – even though the desert looks really yummy. And a small percentage really have no interest in desert ever – no sweet tooth. The folks who turn it down do not necessarily live with regret over turning down the desert.[/quote]

So what is your favorite desert? – Mojave, Sahara, Accona?

😉

[Djshakes]

[quote=UCGal]
It’s kind of like desert – some people will NEVER say no to desert. Even when they’re full. Even when they’re on a diet. Others decide it’s not worth the calories or that they’re full – even though the desert looks really yummy. And a small percentage really have no interest in desert ever – no sweet tooth. The folks who turn it down do not necessarily live with regret over turning down the desert.[/quote]

So what is your favorite desert? – Mojave, Sahara, Accona?

😉

[Djshakes]

[quote=UCGal]
It’s kind of like desert – some people will NEVER say no to desert. Even when they’re full. Even when they’re on a diet. Others decide it’s not worth the calories or that they’re full – even though the desert looks really yummy. And a small percentage really have no interest in desert ever – no sweet tooth. The folks who turn it down do not necessarily live with regret over turning down the desert.[/quote]

So what is your favorite desert? – Mojave, Sahara, Accona?

😉

[Djshakes]

[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=][/quote]

It is very trendy right now for younger men to date more mature women. I think you should be receptive to the possibilities. Here are some pointers in noticing flirting and how to react.

Situation 1 – Brian Type

BT – “Hi..what’s your name” as he stares at bearish girl only focusing on her chest.
BG – “Ummmm…do I know you?” she hesitantly asks
BT – Ignoring the question he replies “I notice you have eggs in your basket. I’m a vegan and don’t you know that animal products are bad for you? If you let me, I can show you how to cook a vegan meal to clean out or your digestive system.”
BG – “…….I have to get going now. Have a nice day.”
BT – “You never told me your name” he quickly blurts to continue the conversation. As she walks away he stares until she gets in the car. The image is now locked in the spank bank for later in the evening.

Situation 2 – Real man
BG – Struggling to reach the health cereal on the top shelf she curses under her breath when all of the sudden she hears….
RM – “Let me help you with that”. She can’t help but notice the definition in the man’s arms as he reaches the top shelf with ease and retrieves the Kashi Go Lean Crunch.
BG – “Gee…thanks so much. How can I ever repay you?” she says as she bites her lower lip and smiles.
RM – “Repay? That isn’t necessary my dear. In fact, why don’t you let me take you out to dinner to repay you for brightening up my day with that beautiful smile?”
BG – “Well how can a women resist that?” she says playfully
RM – “Well, then why don’t I pick you up at 8 tomorrow. You aren’t a vegetarian are you? I’d like to take you to this great steak place”
BG – “I eat my fair share of meat and I admire a man that does also.” she exclaims with a wink.

[Djshakes]

[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=][/quote]

It is very trendy right now for younger men to date more mature women. I think you should be receptive to the possibilities. Here are some pointers in noticing flirting and how to react.

Situation 1 – Brian Type

BT – “Hi..what’s your name” as he stares at bearish girl only focusing on her chest.
BG – “Ummmm…do I know you?” she hesitantly asks
BT – Ignoring the question he replies “I notice you have eggs in your basket. I’m a vegan and don’t you know that animal products are bad for you? If you let me, I can show you how to cook a vegan meal to clean out or your digestive system.”
BG – “…….I have to get going now. Have a nice day.”
BT – “You never told me your name” he quickly blurts to continue the conversation. As she walks away he stares until she gets in the car. The image is now locked in the spank bank for later in the evening.

Situation 2 – Real man
BG – Struggling to reach the health cereal on the top shelf she curses under her breath when all of the sudden she hears….
RM – “Let me help you with that”. She can’t help but notice the definition in the man’s arms as he reaches the top shelf with ease and retrieves the Kashi Go Lean Crunch.
BG – “Gee…thanks so much. How can I ever repay you?” she says as she bites her lower lip and smiles.
RM – “Repay? That isn’t necessary my dear. In fact, why don’t you let me take you out to dinner to repay you for brightening up my day with that beautiful smile?”
BG – “Well how can a women resist that?” she says playfully
RM – “Well, then why don’t I pick you up at 8 tomorrow. You aren’t a vegetarian are you? I’d like to take you to this great steak place”
BG – “I eat my fair share of meat and I admire a man that does also.” she exclaims with a wink.

[Djshakes]

[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=][/quote]

It is very trendy right now for younger men to date more mature women. I think you should be receptive to the possibilities. Here are some pointers in noticing flirting and how to react.

Situation 1 – Brian Type

BT – “Hi..what’s your name” as he stares at bearish girl only focusing on her chest.
BG – “Ummmm…do I know you?” she hesitantly asks
BT – Ignoring the question he replies “I notice you have eggs in your basket. I’m a vegan and don’t you know that animal products are bad for you? If you let me, I can show you how to cook a vegan meal to clean out or your digestive system.”
BG – “…….I have to get going now. Have a nice day.”
BT – “You never told me your name” he quickly blurts to continue the conversation. As she walks away he stares until she gets in the car. The image is now locked in the spank bank for later in the evening.

Situation 2 – Real man
BG – Struggling to reach the health cereal on the top shelf she curses under her breath when all of the sudden she hears….
RM – “Let me help you with that”. She can’t help but notice the definition in the man’s arms as he reaches the top shelf with ease and retrieves the Kashi Go Lean Crunch.
BG – “Gee…thanks so much. How can I ever repay you?” she says as she bites her lower lip and smiles.
RM – “Repay? That isn’t necessary my dear. In fact, why don’t you let me take you out to dinner to repay you for brightening up my day with that beautiful smile?”
BG – “Well how can a women resist that?” she says playfully
RM – “Well, then why don’t I pick you up at 8 tomorrow. You aren’t a vegetarian are you? I’d like to take you to this great steak place”
BG – “I eat my fair share of meat and I admire a man that does also.” she exclaims with a wink.

[Djshakes]

[quote=bearishgurl][quote=Djshakes][quote=bearishgurl]
Djshakes, you do realize you’re “stereotyping” here, don’t you? While you’re at it, what do you “guarantee” I look like and drive and … how do you perceive my “love life” to be??

Just curious …. ;=)[/quote]

Mazda 3 hatch, electric blue. 5’5″ sandy blonde hair, athletic build. Spunky and willing to try new things such as role playing, etc. The type girl that Brian often flirts with but comes off creepy because of his profile (most girls are receptive to flirting if the flirter is of equal or greater attractiveness). You aren’t afraid to role play, etc. as long as it isn’t too kinky. Your husband will not stray like Brian’s short term lovers because you can satisfy him.[/quote]

[img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Well, Djshakes, 6 out of 9 isn’t bad . . earns you a D+. Since I’m no “cougar,” I probably wouldn’t be noticing brian (or you, for that matter) “flirting” with me. It’s not because you’re “creepy,” it’s because you’re “kid(s)” to me. And, for the record, I have no current “husband.” :=][/quote]

It is very trendy right now for younger men to date more mature women. I think you should be receptive to the possibilities. Here are some pointers in noticing flirting and how to react.

Situation 1 – Brian Type

BT – “Hi..what’s your name” as he stares at bearish girl only focusing on her chest.
BG – “Ummmm…do I know you?” she hesitantly asks
BT – Ignoring the question he replies “I notice you have eggs in your basket. I’m a vegan and don’t you know that animal products are bad for you? If you let me, I can show you how to cook a vegan meal to clean out or your digestive system.”
BG – “…….I have to get going now. Have a nice day.”
BT – “You never told me your name” he quickly blurts to continue the conversation. As she walks away he stares until she gets in the car. The image is now locked in the spank bank for later in the evening.

Situation 2 – Real man
BG – Struggling to reach the health cereal on the top shelf she curses under her breath when all of the sudden she hears….
RM – “Let me help you with that”. She can’t help but notice the definition in the man’s arms as he reaches the top shelf with ease and retrieves the Kashi Go Lean Crunch.
BG – “Gee…thanks so much. How can I ever repay you?” she says as she bites her lower lip and smiles.
RM – “Repay? That isn’t necessary my dear. In fact, why don’t you let me take you out to dinner to repay you for brightening up my day with that beautiful smile?”
BG – “Well how can a women resist that?” she says playfully
RM – “Well, then why don’t I pick you up at 8 tomorrow. You aren’t a vegetarian are you? I’d like to take you to this great steak place”
BG – “I eat my fair share of meat and I admire a man that does also.” she exclaims with a wink.

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