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February 10, 2011 at 11:19 AM #665439February 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM #664304
briansd1
Guest[quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.
February 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM #664366Guest[quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.
February 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM #664970Guest[quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.
February 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM #665108Guest[quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.
February 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM #665444Guest[quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.
February 10, 2011 at 11:40 AM #664309Guest[quote=Djshakes]
You see, I guarantee Brian is a small unattractive waif of a man who barely holds any manly qualities which are desired by a woman deep down. He is probably a push over and it doesn’t take long for women to lose respect for him. They then cheat. In order to cope with their actions he justifies it by taking on a free love mantra. Picture the 45 year old, 120 lb guy wearing a beret and John Lennon type glasses with a pony tail driving a Prius 15 miles under the speed limit and you have Brian. Now tell me women are falling all over themselves to jump on that train. In order to deal with his shortcomings he has to alter reality to conform with his situation. I guess we all are the center of our own universe…so I can’t blame him completely.[/quote]Sounds like you’re describing Mitch McConnell. Of course, he’s not wearing a beret driving his Cadillac Escalade.
Otherwise, maybe you’re describing an Ivory Tower professor with a few millions in the bank. Compare that to a burly “real” American in a 1989 Ford F150.
I wonder which will marry better….
February 10, 2011 at 11:40 AM #664371Guest[quote=Djshakes]
You see, I guarantee Brian is a small unattractive waif of a man who barely holds any manly qualities which are desired by a woman deep down. He is probably a push over and it doesn’t take long for women to lose respect for him. They then cheat. In order to cope with their actions he justifies it by taking on a free love mantra. Picture the 45 year old, 120 lb guy wearing a beret and John Lennon type glasses with a pony tail driving a Prius 15 miles under the speed limit and you have Brian. Now tell me women are falling all over themselves to jump on that train. In order to deal with his shortcomings he has to alter reality to conform with his situation. I guess we all are the center of our own universe…so I can’t blame him completely.[/quote]Sounds like you’re describing Mitch McConnell. Of course, he’s not wearing a beret driving his Cadillac Escalade.
Otherwise, maybe you’re describing an Ivory Tower professor with a few millions in the bank. Compare that to a burly “real” American in a 1989 Ford F150.
I wonder which will marry better….
February 10, 2011 at 11:40 AM #664975Guest[quote=Djshakes]
You see, I guarantee Brian is a small unattractive waif of a man who barely holds any manly qualities which are desired by a woman deep down. He is probably a push over and it doesn’t take long for women to lose respect for him. They then cheat. In order to cope with their actions he justifies it by taking on a free love mantra. Picture the 45 year old, 120 lb guy wearing a beret and John Lennon type glasses with a pony tail driving a Prius 15 miles under the speed limit and you have Brian. Now tell me women are falling all over themselves to jump on that train. In order to deal with his shortcomings he has to alter reality to conform with his situation. I guess we all are the center of our own universe…so I can’t blame him completely.[/quote]Sounds like you’re describing Mitch McConnell. Of course, he’s not wearing a beret driving his Cadillac Escalade.
Otherwise, maybe you’re describing an Ivory Tower professor with a few millions in the bank. Compare that to a burly “real” American in a 1989 Ford F150.
I wonder which will marry better….
February 10, 2011 at 11:40 AM #665113Guest[quote=Djshakes]
You see, I guarantee Brian is a small unattractive waif of a man who barely holds any manly qualities which are desired by a woman deep down. He is probably a push over and it doesn’t take long for women to lose respect for him. They then cheat. In order to cope with their actions he justifies it by taking on a free love mantra. Picture the 45 year old, 120 lb guy wearing a beret and John Lennon type glasses with a pony tail driving a Prius 15 miles under the speed limit and you have Brian. Now tell me women are falling all over themselves to jump on that train. In order to deal with his shortcomings he has to alter reality to conform with his situation. I guess we all are the center of our own universe…so I can’t blame him completely.[/quote]Sounds like you’re describing Mitch McConnell. Of course, he’s not wearing a beret driving his Cadillac Escalade.
Otherwise, maybe you’re describing an Ivory Tower professor with a few millions in the bank. Compare that to a burly “real” American in a 1989 Ford F150.
I wonder which will marry better….
February 10, 2011 at 11:40 AM #665449Guest[quote=Djshakes]
You see, I guarantee Brian is a small unattractive waif of a man who barely holds any manly qualities which are desired by a woman deep down. He is probably a push over and it doesn’t take long for women to lose respect for him. They then cheat. In order to cope with their actions he justifies it by taking on a free love mantra. Picture the 45 year old, 120 lb guy wearing a beret and John Lennon type glasses with a pony tail driving a Prius 15 miles under the speed limit and you have Brian. Now tell me women are falling all over themselves to jump on that train. In order to deal with his shortcomings he has to alter reality to conform with his situation. I guess we all are the center of our own universe…so I can’t blame him completely.[/quote]Sounds like you’re describing Mitch McConnell. Of course, he’s not wearing a beret driving his Cadillac Escalade.
Otherwise, maybe you’re describing an Ivory Tower professor with a few millions in the bank. Compare that to a burly “real” American in a 1989 Ford F150.
I wonder which will marry better….
February 10, 2011 at 11:42 AM #664319PCinSD
Guest[quote=briansd1][quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.[/quote]
That’s hilarious. Way to troll and ignore my post.
February 10, 2011 at 11:42 AM #664381Guest[quote=briansd1][quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.[/quote]
That’s hilarious. Way to troll and ignore my post.
February 10, 2011 at 11:42 AM #664985Guest[quote=briansd1][quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.[/quote]
That’s hilarious. Way to troll and ignore my post.
February 10, 2011 at 11:42 AM #665123Guest[quote=briansd1][quote=Djshakes][quote=briansd1]
PS: Sex is not a sin in my book. Don’t call it a sin and then do it.[/quote]Do you think you will ever experience it?[/quote]
Hands down you have more chances of experiencing sex as a liberal than conservative.
We all know that conservatives are well brought-up and polite. They turn the other cheek rather than attack first.
More importantly, they don’t have pre-marital sex. They save themselves for holly matrimony.
They don’t masturbate because that turns your blind.
They practice abstinence instead of using contraception.
They don’t practice recreational sex because sex should only be for reproduction.[/quote]
That’s hilarious. Way to troll and ignore my post.
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