ot: old jews telling jokes..

[scaredyclassic]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/27/the-best-of-old-jews-tell_n_1085089.html#slide=463533

videos above…there’s a book collection i was reading at barnes and noble this weekend and laughing so loud i was embarrassing my wife. I was sobbing and crying with laughter and couldn’t regain my composure and so had to put the book down.

people who laugh that loud in public while reading appear to have a mental problem sometimes.

[svelte]

[quote=squat250]…there’s a book collection i was reading at barnes and noble this weekend and laughing so loud i was embarrassing my wife. I was sobbing and crying with laughter and couldn’t regain my composure and so had to put the book down.[/quote]. I get that way when reading the site http://damnyouautocorrect.com in fact I have barred myself from reading it in public places.

[Coronita]

slight hijack…. Speaking of comedy. I get a kick out of Dave Chappelle

In one video. He plays a blind black man that is a white supremacist……

Funny as hell for me….Warning not safe for work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i9iTYe6tEk

[desmond]

flu, connalingus rice,,,,can’t understand em,,,,,that’s a old one but a good one.

[SD Realtor]

dave chap = awesome

[desmond]

I recommend watch Louie (CK) tonight on FX. his show is really good. He did a bit last week on when buying something and reading reviews, reminded me on most everybody on this site. Tonights show is a continuation from last week where he is being offered the Letterman Show.

[desmond]

This is a clip from one of his old shows.

[zk]

[quote=desmond]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj_4vl_H-SI

This is a clip from one of his old shows.[/quote]

Hilarious. “I’m 42” squeal “I’m almost 43.” squeal “I’m older than every baseball player except Jaime Moyer.”

Louie’s “why” clip on youtube is great. Especially if you have kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA

[svelte]

That Drobkin joke is hilarious!!!

[scaredyclassic]

i like drobkin too. the delivery on that guy is pretty spot on. im goign to practice that one. I may make it part of my repertoire…

Dr. Drobkin was a world-famous cardiologist who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his hometown and then left for Manhattan where he quickly rose to the top of his field. Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference held in his hometown. He walked on stage, placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor.

As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted. The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the lecture room and reverberated it down the hall! He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his hometown again.

Decades later, when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her. He reserved a hotel room under the name of Cohen and arrived under cover of darkness. The desk clerk asked him, “Is this your first visit to our city, Mr. Cohen?”

Dr. Drobkin replied, “Well, young man, no, it isn’t. I grew up here, received my education here, but then moved away.”
“Why haven’t you visited?” asked the desk clerk.

“Actually, I did visit once, many years ago, but an embarrassing thing happened and since then I’ve been too ashamed to return.”

The clerk consoled him. “Sir, while I don’t have your life experience, one thing I have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn’t even remembered by others. I bet that’s true of your incident too.”

Dr. Drobkin replied, “Son, I doubt that’s the case with my embarrassment.”

“Was it a long time ago?”

“Yes, many years.”

The clerk asked, “Was it before or after the Drobkin Fart?”

[sdduuuude]

Nice. Had never seen the Chapelle one. That was great.

Some econ humor for you:

Chris Porter on high gas prices. All women should give this a listen and take action now !

Louis Black on Econ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0FoIjLxIHo

Lewis Black on Republicans and Democrats:
(I hope I don’t get banned for this one).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGk_wVgq_0

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