OT: IKEA Furniture

[briansd1]

[quote=AK][quote=walterwhite]Have any of you guys ever had sex on tempurpedic?[/quote]

Not on Tempurpedic but on a latex mattress. No springs, less bouncy, quite preferred it to a regular spring mattress.[/quote]

By latex mattress, do you mean memory foam? I have a firm memory foam mattress and a beautyrest spring mattress.

The memory foam mattress is definitely more shock absorbant by its very nature. Less bouncy. Both kinds a nice in different ways.

Again firm is my preference. Not into mushy. I don’t like the feeling of sinking in and being enveloped by the stuff.

[scaredyclassic]

I can’t find any Internet link to people who sleep in dirt.

I can picture a nice little raised garden bed in the bedroom. Soft dirt. A pillow of dry moss. It could be good

I fall asleep out if doors easily on a big rock, the beach on dirt in a car.

What about a bed of sand?

[scaredyclassic]

Who bought the last water bed

[bearishgurl]

[quote=walterwhite]Who bought the last water bed[/quote]

Lol, scaredy, I’ve had both the full-wave type (with the tacky high wraparound headboard) and the “constrained baffle-type” (which looks like an innerspring bed and uses regular sheets.

As I recall, those mattresses were difficult to patch successfully and expensive to replace. They were the sh!t back then but are now just a PITA 🙂

[scaredyclassic]

Waterbeds are synonymous w swinging wild sex in the 70s for me. That was mybperception in jhs

[sdduuuude]

[quote=walterwhite]Waterbeds are synonymous w swinging wild sex in the 70s for me. That was mybperception in jhs[/quote]

Bow-chicka-wow-wow

[AK]

[quote=walterwhite]Waterbeds are synonymous w swinging wild sex in the 70s for me. That was mybperception in jhs[/quote]

Two words: Glenn Quagmire.

[scaredyclassic]

So uh, what’s sex like on a waterbed…

If um you know the classic Monty python routine you know these type of inquiries end with

so umm eh have you had sex with …a lady?

Yes…

What’s it like?

[bearishgurl]

Don’t blame me . . . my extensive “waterbed experiences” predated the “pillowtop” and “double-pillowtop mattress.” They WERE the most comfortable bed back then and could also be firm . . . if you put enough water in them :=]

[bearishgurl]

scaredy, I can’t even imagine you with “lamb-chop” sideburns . . . oh wait! You still have them today . . . That and your psychedelic suspenders set you apart from the masses . . . :=D

[temeculaguy]

[quote=walterwhite]Have any of you guys ever had sex on tempurpedic?[/quote]

The mattress doesn’t matter because you should be sporting a liberator, start with the wedge/ramp combo, spend the extra on the black label line just for the options. Do I have to do everything? Where would you people be without me? Your wives can thank me later, you guys need to stoke the home fire now and again.

My place is furnished by liberator and craigslist (however don’t buy used liberator stuff, icky).

The Chaise lounge is next on my furniture shopping list, now that’s a designer piece of furniture, I believe they would call that in artistic circles as the perfect blend of art and function.

I provided no link on purpose, you will understand after you search for it. The stuff is pricy, but worth it, trust me on this one.

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