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  • July 17, 2009 at 1:09 PM #16051
    carlsbadworker
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    In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury.

    According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between Goldman and the Treasury Department is “a good fit” because “they’re in the business of printing money and so are we.”

    The Goldman spokesman said that the merger would create efficiencies for both entities: “We already have so many employees and so much money flowing back and forth, this would just streamline things.”

    Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger “is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don’t already own.”

    Goldman recently celebrated record earnings by roasting a suckling pig over a bonfire of hundred-dollar bills.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/goldman-sachs-in-talks-to-acquire-treasury-department-2009-7

    July 17, 2009 at 1:55 PM #432695
    UCGal
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    I would be laughing hard if it didn’t ring so true.

    July 17, 2009 at 1:55 PM #433439
    UCGal
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    I would be laughing hard if it didn’t ring so true.

    July 17, 2009 at 1:55 PM #432909
    UCGal
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    I would be laughing hard if it didn’t ring so true.

    July 17, 2009 at 1:55 PM #433280
    UCGal
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    I would be laughing hard if it didn’t ring so true.

    July 17, 2009 at 1:55 PM #433207
    UCGal
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    I would be laughing hard if it didn’t ring so true.

    July 17, 2009 at 2:08 PM #433284
    peterb
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    Why acquire what you already own?

    July 17, 2009 at 2:08 PM #433443
    peterb
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    Why acquire what you already own?

    July 17, 2009 at 2:08 PM #433212
    peterb
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    Why acquire what you already own?

    July 17, 2009 at 2:08 PM #432914
    peterb
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    Why acquire what you already own?

    July 17, 2009 at 2:08 PM #432700
    peterb
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    Why acquire what you already own?

    July 17, 2009 at 3:25 PM #432981
    Arraya
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    What’s good for Goldman is good for the country, right? That is why they are giving their traitors, er, traders 18 billion in bonuses which is very close to the amount of taxpayer money they received through AIG…

    July 17, 2009 at 3:25 PM #433281
    Arraya
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    What’s good for Goldman is good for the country, right? That is why they are giving their traitors, er, traders 18 billion in bonuses which is very close to the amount of taxpayer money they received through AIG…

    July 17, 2009 at 3:25 PM #433352
    Arraya
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    What’s good for Goldman is good for the country, right? That is why they are giving their traitors, er, traders 18 billion in bonuses which is very close to the amount of taxpayer money they received through AIG…

    July 17, 2009 at 3:25 PM #432770
    Arraya
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    What’s good for Goldman is good for the country, right? That is why they are giving their traitors, er, traders 18 billion in bonuses which is very close to the amount of taxpayer money they received through AIG…

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