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March 14, 2008 at 5:36 PM #170198March 14, 2008 at 5:41 PM #169771
CoronitaParticipantOh, honey you weren't far off at all. There's plenty of "yazzo" in my husband's line of work since he's the Chief Technical Officer of a well known internet porn company in Los Angeles.
So if you're into online porn and you pay up the "yazzo" to see some "yazzo" just let me know, I'll hook you up with the friends and family discount!
It's not a huge discount or anything, since we all know how little money there is to be made in online porn.
I met my husband when we were both 18 and AT THAT TIME he worked for a software company doing tech support. He's moved up since then.
You know how some parents tell their kids that they'll never get anywhere playing video games? Well, it's bullshit and my husband is a walking example of it.
My husband used to play video games online with the CEO of a very well known web company, and this guy was so impressed by my husband's knowledge of computers that my husband got a job there before he even got a high school diploma!
Um, I'll double check but I'm pretty sure my husband's pubes are made of four leaf clovers!
That is how lucky my man is.
My husband doesn't have a single day of a college education, he is completely self taught and somehow he knows EVERY single facet of computers – networking, coding, programming, software, etc.
You know how little kids will take shit apart and put it back together?
For shits and giggles, my husband built a replica of YouTube.
You know how sometimes you get bored and you decide to code and design billion dollar web applications from scratch just for fun?
That's what my husband did… with YOUTUBE!
So had he thought of YouTube first and put it up just one minute before they did,I would be sitting on a diamond crusted toilet wiping my ass with $100,000 bills taking a shit instead of giving a shit.
Jane
Ah yes… All you had to say was PORN, now I believe you. I figured that.
[img_assist|nid=5962|title=selfportrait|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=100|height=80]
—– Sour grapes for everyone!
March 14, 2008 at 5:41 PM #170104CoronitaParticipantOh, honey you weren't far off at all. There's plenty of "yazzo" in my husband's line of work since he's the Chief Technical Officer of a well known internet porn company in Los Angeles.
So if you're into online porn and you pay up the "yazzo" to see some "yazzo" just let me know, I'll hook you up with the friends and family discount!
It's not a huge discount or anything, since we all know how little money there is to be made in online porn.
I met my husband when we were both 18 and AT THAT TIME he worked for a software company doing tech support. He's moved up since then.
You know how some parents tell their kids that they'll never get anywhere playing video games? Well, it's bullshit and my husband is a walking example of it.
My husband used to play video games online with the CEO of a very well known web company, and this guy was so impressed by my husband's knowledge of computers that my husband got a job there before he even got a high school diploma!
Um, I'll double check but I'm pretty sure my husband's pubes are made of four leaf clovers!
That is how lucky my man is.
My husband doesn't have a single day of a college education, he is completely self taught and somehow he knows EVERY single facet of computers – networking, coding, programming, software, etc.
You know how little kids will take shit apart and put it back together?
For shits and giggles, my husband built a replica of YouTube.
You know how sometimes you get bored and you decide to code and design billion dollar web applications from scratch just for fun?
That's what my husband did… with YOUTUBE!
So had he thought of YouTube first and put it up just one minute before they did,I would be sitting on a diamond crusted toilet wiping my ass with $100,000 bills taking a shit instead of giving a shit.
Jane
Ah yes… All you had to say was PORN, now I believe you. I figured that.
[img_assist|nid=5962|title=selfportrait|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=100|height=80]
—– Sour grapes for everyone!
March 14, 2008 at 5:41 PM #170108CoronitaParticipantOh, honey you weren't far off at all. There's plenty of "yazzo" in my husband's line of work since he's the Chief Technical Officer of a well known internet porn company in Los Angeles.
So if you're into online porn and you pay up the "yazzo" to see some "yazzo" just let me know, I'll hook you up with the friends and family discount!
It's not a huge discount or anything, since we all know how little money there is to be made in online porn.
I met my husband when we were both 18 and AT THAT TIME he worked for a software company doing tech support. He's moved up since then.
You know how some parents tell their kids that they'll never get anywhere playing video games? Well, it's bullshit and my husband is a walking example of it.
My husband used to play video games online with the CEO of a very well known web company, and this guy was so impressed by my husband's knowledge of computers that my husband got a job there before he even got a high school diploma!
Um, I'll double check but I'm pretty sure my husband's pubes are made of four leaf clovers!
That is how lucky my man is.
My husband doesn't have a single day of a college education, he is completely self taught and somehow he knows EVERY single facet of computers – networking, coding, programming, software, etc.
You know how little kids will take shit apart and put it back together?
For shits and giggles, my husband built a replica of YouTube.
You know how sometimes you get bored and you decide to code and design billion dollar web applications from scratch just for fun?
That's what my husband did… with YOUTUBE!
So had he thought of YouTube first and put it up just one minute before they did,I would be sitting on a diamond crusted toilet wiping my ass with $100,000 bills taking a shit instead of giving a shit.
Jane
Ah yes… All you had to say was PORN, now I believe you. I figured that.
[img_assist|nid=5962|title=selfportrait|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=100|height=80]
—– Sour grapes for everyone!
March 14, 2008 at 5:41 PM #170131CoronitaParticipantOh, honey you weren't far off at all. There's plenty of "yazzo" in my husband's line of work since he's the Chief Technical Officer of a well known internet porn company in Los Angeles.
So if you're into online porn and you pay up the "yazzo" to see some "yazzo" just let me know, I'll hook you up with the friends and family discount!
It's not a huge discount or anything, since we all know how little money there is to be made in online porn.
I met my husband when we were both 18 and AT THAT TIME he worked for a software company doing tech support. He's moved up since then.
You know how some parents tell their kids that they'll never get anywhere playing video games? Well, it's bullshit and my husband is a walking example of it.
My husband used to play video games online with the CEO of a very well known web company, and this guy was so impressed by my husband's knowledge of computers that my husband got a job there before he even got a high school diploma!
Um, I'll double check but I'm pretty sure my husband's pubes are made of four leaf clovers!
That is how lucky my man is.
My husband doesn't have a single day of a college education, he is completely self taught and somehow he knows EVERY single facet of computers – networking, coding, programming, software, etc.
You know how little kids will take shit apart and put it back together?
For shits and giggles, my husband built a replica of YouTube.
You know how sometimes you get bored and you decide to code and design billion dollar web applications from scratch just for fun?
That's what my husband did… with YOUTUBE!
So had he thought of YouTube first and put it up just one minute before they did,I would be sitting on a diamond crusted toilet wiping my ass with $100,000 bills taking a shit instead of giving a shit.
Jane
Ah yes… All you had to say was PORN, now I believe you. I figured that.
[img_assist|nid=5962|title=selfportrait|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=100|height=80]
—– Sour grapes for everyone!
March 14, 2008 at 5:41 PM #170208CoronitaParticipantOh, honey you weren't far off at all. There's plenty of "yazzo" in my husband's line of work since he's the Chief Technical Officer of a well known internet porn company in Los Angeles.
So if you're into online porn and you pay up the "yazzo" to see some "yazzo" just let me know, I'll hook you up with the friends and family discount!
It's not a huge discount or anything, since we all know how little money there is to be made in online porn.
I met my husband when we were both 18 and AT THAT TIME he worked for a software company doing tech support. He's moved up since then.
You know how some parents tell their kids that they'll never get anywhere playing video games? Well, it's bullshit and my husband is a walking example of it.
My husband used to play video games online with the CEO of a very well known web company, and this guy was so impressed by my husband's knowledge of computers that my husband got a job there before he even got a high school diploma!
Um, I'll double check but I'm pretty sure my husband's pubes are made of four leaf clovers!
That is how lucky my man is.
My husband doesn't have a single day of a college education, he is completely self taught and somehow he knows EVERY single facet of computers – networking, coding, programming, software, etc.
You know how little kids will take shit apart and put it back together?
For shits and giggles, my husband built a replica of YouTube.
You know how sometimes you get bored and you decide to code and design billion dollar web applications from scratch just for fun?
That's what my husband did… with YOUTUBE!
So had he thought of YouTube first and put it up just one minute before they did,I would be sitting on a diamond crusted toilet wiping my ass with $100,000 bills taking a shit instead of giving a shit.
Jane
Ah yes… All you had to say was PORN, now I believe you. I figured that.
[img_assist|nid=5962|title=selfportrait|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=100|height=80]
—– Sour grapes for everyone!
March 14, 2008 at 5:44 PM #169776Deal Hunter
ParticipantIf you are really in love with the house, then stick to your price and have your realtors provide you with:
1) BPO
2) Net SheetThese 2 things will tell you if your offer is viable to the bank. Also, follow up on your realtor as well as the realtor listing the short sale. Short sales require ALOT of follow up with the banks to make sure they are not putting your file away. Call daily if you have to.
Don’t put all the blame on your realtor. Lenders are acting like idiots right now and should jump at any offer on a home in default. Why don’t you ask if either of the realtors have ever done a short sale. If not, you can find a short sale negotiator to handle all the communication with the banks. The negotiator is paid by the lender so the realtors don’t have to stress about losing their comission.
Good luck on your endeavor – but please let me part some advice before I go. NEVER NEVER NEVER fall in love with a house you are bidding on. Not in this market and not at these prices. Get over it and get over it FAST! Use your head or your heart will lead you to financial hardship.
March 14, 2008 at 5:44 PM #170109ParticipantIf you are really in love with the house, then stick to your price and have your realtors provide you with:
1) BPO
2) Net SheetThese 2 things will tell you if your offer is viable to the bank. Also, follow up on your realtor as well as the realtor listing the short sale. Short sales require ALOT of follow up with the banks to make sure they are not putting your file away. Call daily if you have to.
Don’t put all the blame on your realtor. Lenders are acting like idiots right now and should jump at any offer on a home in default. Why don’t you ask if either of the realtors have ever done a short sale. If not, you can find a short sale negotiator to handle all the communication with the banks. The negotiator is paid by the lender so the realtors don’t have to stress about losing their comission.
Good luck on your endeavor – but please let me part some advice before I go. NEVER NEVER NEVER fall in love with a house you are bidding on. Not in this market and not at these prices. Get over it and get over it FAST! Use your head or your heart will lead you to financial hardship.
March 14, 2008 at 5:44 PM #170110ParticipantIf you are really in love with the house, then stick to your price and have your realtors provide you with:
1) BPO
2) Net SheetThese 2 things will tell you if your offer is viable to the bank. Also, follow up on your realtor as well as the realtor listing the short sale. Short sales require ALOT of follow up with the banks to make sure they are not putting your file away. Call daily if you have to.
Don’t put all the blame on your realtor. Lenders are acting like idiots right now and should jump at any offer on a home in default. Why don’t you ask if either of the realtors have ever done a short sale. If not, you can find a short sale negotiator to handle all the communication with the banks. The negotiator is paid by the lender so the realtors don’t have to stress about losing their comission.
Good luck on your endeavor – but please let me part some advice before I go. NEVER NEVER NEVER fall in love with a house you are bidding on. Not in this market and not at these prices. Get over it and get over it FAST! Use your head or your heart will lead you to financial hardship.
March 14, 2008 at 5:44 PM #170136ParticipantIf you are really in love with the house, then stick to your price and have your realtors provide you with:
1) BPO
2) Net SheetThese 2 things will tell you if your offer is viable to the bank. Also, follow up on your realtor as well as the realtor listing the short sale. Short sales require ALOT of follow up with the banks to make sure they are not putting your file away. Call daily if you have to.
Don’t put all the blame on your realtor. Lenders are acting like idiots right now and should jump at any offer on a home in default. Why don’t you ask if either of the realtors have ever done a short sale. If not, you can find a short sale negotiator to handle all the communication with the banks. The negotiator is paid by the lender so the realtors don’t have to stress about losing their comission.
Good luck on your endeavor – but please let me part some advice before I go. NEVER NEVER NEVER fall in love with a house you are bidding on. Not in this market and not at these prices. Get over it and get over it FAST! Use your head or your heart will lead you to financial hardship.
March 14, 2008 at 5:44 PM #170213ParticipantIf you are really in love with the house, then stick to your price and have your realtors provide you with:
1) BPO
2) Net SheetThese 2 things will tell you if your offer is viable to the bank. Also, follow up on your realtor as well as the realtor listing the short sale. Short sales require ALOT of follow up with the banks to make sure they are not putting your file away. Call daily if you have to.
Don’t put all the blame on your realtor. Lenders are acting like idiots right now and should jump at any offer on a home in default. Why don’t you ask if either of the realtors have ever done a short sale. If not, you can find a short sale negotiator to handle all the communication with the banks. The negotiator is paid by the lender so the realtors don’t have to stress about losing their comission.
Good luck on your endeavor – but please let me part some advice before I go. NEVER NEVER NEVER fall in love with a house you are bidding on. Not in this market and not at these prices. Get over it and get over it FAST! Use your head or your heart will lead you to financial hardship.
March 14, 2008 at 8:14 PM #169826eyePod
ParticipantHellokitty is a troll. Maybe Alex_angel
March 14, 2008 at 8:14 PM #170155ParticipantHellokitty is a troll. Maybe Alex_angel
March 14, 2008 at 8:14 PM #170161ParticipantHellokitty is a troll. Maybe Alex_angel
March 14, 2008 at 8:14 PM #170185ParticipantHellokitty is a troll. Maybe Alex_angel
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