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January 4, 2008 at 4:38 PM #129674January 4, 2008 at 5:23 PM #129432nostradamusParticipant
Wow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
warning: sex causes babies
warning: falling down stairwells may cause harm
warning: drills drill
warning: hole punchers punch holes
warning: staples staple things
warning: glue makes things stick together
warning: matches cause fire
warning: scissors cut things
warning: bleach is poisonous
warning: hot things are hot and it is not recommended that you pour them on your vaginaHow about this: “special” consumers like Stella get tattoos on their foreheads saying “Warning: this person may hurt herself and sue you.” Has anyone seen “Idiocracy”? It was funny but also kinda scary… Check it out! We’re getting there!
Also check out these lawsuits. Some of them are hilarious, all of them are a rude awakening about law in this fine, young country.
http://www.stellaawards.com/2003.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2004.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2005.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2006.htmlJanuary 4, 2008 at 5:23 PM #129599nostradamusParticipantWow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
warning: sex causes babies
warning: falling down stairwells may cause harm
warning: drills drill
warning: hole punchers punch holes
warning: staples staple things
warning: glue makes things stick together
warning: matches cause fire
warning: scissors cut things
warning: bleach is poisonous
warning: hot things are hot and it is not recommended that you pour them on your vaginaHow about this: “special” consumers like Stella get tattoos on their foreheads saying “Warning: this person may hurt herself and sue you.” Has anyone seen “Idiocracy”? It was funny but also kinda scary… Check it out! We’re getting there!
Also check out these lawsuits. Some of them are hilarious, all of them are a rude awakening about law in this fine, young country.
http://www.stellaawards.com/2003.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2004.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2005.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2006.htmlJanuary 4, 2008 at 5:23 PM #129607nostradamusParticipantWow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
warning: sex causes babies
warning: falling down stairwells may cause harm
warning: drills drill
warning: hole punchers punch holes
warning: staples staple things
warning: glue makes things stick together
warning: matches cause fire
warning: scissors cut things
warning: bleach is poisonous
warning: hot things are hot and it is not recommended that you pour them on your vaginaHow about this: “special” consumers like Stella get tattoos on their foreheads saying “Warning: this person may hurt herself and sue you.” Has anyone seen “Idiocracy”? It was funny but also kinda scary… Check it out! We’re getting there!
Also check out these lawsuits. Some of them are hilarious, all of them are a rude awakening about law in this fine, young country.
http://www.stellaawards.com/2003.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2004.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2005.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2006.htmlJanuary 4, 2008 at 5:23 PM #129673nostradamusParticipantWow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
warning: sex causes babies
warning: falling down stairwells may cause harm
warning: drills drill
warning: hole punchers punch holes
warning: staples staple things
warning: glue makes things stick together
warning: matches cause fire
warning: scissors cut things
warning: bleach is poisonous
warning: hot things are hot and it is not recommended that you pour them on your vaginaHow about this: “special” consumers like Stella get tattoos on their foreheads saying “Warning: this person may hurt herself and sue you.” Has anyone seen “Idiocracy”? It was funny but also kinda scary… Check it out! We’re getting there!
Also check out these lawsuits. Some of them are hilarious, all of them are a rude awakening about law in this fine, young country.
http://www.stellaawards.com/2003.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2004.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2005.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2006.htmlJanuary 4, 2008 at 5:23 PM #129703nostradamusParticipantWow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
warning: sex causes babies
warning: falling down stairwells may cause harm
warning: drills drill
warning: hole punchers punch holes
warning: staples staple things
warning: glue makes things stick together
warning: matches cause fire
warning: scissors cut things
warning: bleach is poisonous
warning: hot things are hot and it is not recommended that you pour them on your vaginaHow about this: “special” consumers like Stella get tattoos on their foreheads saying “Warning: this person may hurt herself and sue you.” Has anyone seen “Idiocracy”? It was funny but also kinda scary… Check it out! We’re getting there!
Also check out these lawsuits. Some of them are hilarious, all of them are a rude awakening about law in this fine, young country.
http://www.stellaawards.com/2003.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2004.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2005.html
http://www.stellaawards.com/2006.htmlJanuary 4, 2008 at 5:24 PM #129427JumbyParticipanthundreds have been burned, but billions have been served…I’m with Nostra on this one
January 4, 2008 at 5:24 PM #129594JumbyParticipanthundreds have been burned, but billions have been served…I’m with Nostra on this one
January 4, 2008 at 5:24 PM #129602JumbyParticipanthundreds have been burned, but billions have been served…I’m with Nostra on this one
January 4, 2008 at 5:24 PM #129668JumbyParticipanthundreds have been burned, but billions have been served…I’m with Nostra on this one
January 4, 2008 at 5:24 PM #129699JumbyParticipanthundreds have been burned, but billions have been served…I’m with Nostra on this one
January 4, 2008 at 6:57 PM #129481AnonymousGuestSubmitted by nostradamus on January 4, 2008 – 6:23pm.
Wow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
Wow, Nostradamus. How nice of you to put me in a category with Stella and you don’t even know me.
I guess it would be oh so unjust and unfair to ask that a corporation that has the financial resources to put a warning label on a coffee cup considering that customers have been injured in the past.
Oh the horror!
I am not of the mindset to take advantage of people/companies. I see MickyD’s side AND I see this woman’s side. What I am saying is that a little thing like a warning because their coffee is very, very hot is prudent, imo.
January 4, 2008 at 6:57 PM #129650AnonymousGuestSubmitted by nostradamus on January 4, 2008 – 6:23pm.
Wow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
Wow, Nostradamus. How nice of you to put me in a category with Stella and you don’t even know me.
I guess it would be oh so unjust and unfair to ask that a corporation that has the financial resources to put a warning label on a coffee cup considering that customers have been injured in the past.
Oh the horror!
I am not of the mindset to take advantage of people/companies. I see MickyD’s side AND I see this woman’s side. What I am saying is that a little thing like a warning because their coffee is very, very hot is prudent, imo.
January 4, 2008 at 6:57 PM #129657AnonymousGuestSubmitted by nostradamus on January 4, 2008 – 6:23pm.
Wow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
Wow, Nostradamus. How nice of you to put me in a category with Stella and you don’t even know me.
I guess it would be oh so unjust and unfair to ask that a corporation that has the financial resources to put a warning label on a coffee cup considering that customers have been injured in the past.
Oh the horror!
I am not of the mindset to take advantage of people/companies. I see MickyD’s side AND I see this woman’s side. What I am saying is that a little thing like a warning because their coffee is very, very hot is prudent, imo.
January 4, 2008 at 6:57 PM #129723AnonymousGuestSubmitted by nostradamus on January 4, 2008 – 6:23pm.
Wow, how could I forget the impressive logic in “stick it to the billion-dollar corporation”? Actually I’m quite concerned so for all the Marions and Stellas out there:
Wow, Nostradamus. How nice of you to put me in a category with Stella and you don’t even know me.
I guess it would be oh so unjust and unfair to ask that a corporation that has the financial resources to put a warning label on a coffee cup considering that customers have been injured in the past.
Oh the horror!
I am not of the mindset to take advantage of people/companies. I see MickyD’s side AND I see this woman’s side. What I am saying is that a little thing like a warning because their coffee is very, very hot is prudent, imo.
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