Merry Xmas to MBS and CDO ‘Investors’

[4plexowner]

Thanks to the capeman for the inspiration: “bond bagholders realize they are still only holding a bag of flaming poo”

sung loosely to the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree”

~

Oh bag of poo, oh bag of poo
Your flames are glowing brightly

Oh bag of poo, oh bag of poo
I brought you home and now you bite me

Filled with fraudulent and toxic ARMs
Smelling worse than stinky underarms

Oh bag of poo, oh bag of poo
Why did the banks create you?

~

Happy Holidays! Anyone have a second verse?

[4plexowner]

ARMs and underarms is a weak rhyme – how about this one?

Filled with fraudulent and toxic ARMs

You’ve shed your skin of seductive charms

[4plexowner]

ARMs and underarms is a weak rhyme – how about this one?

Filled with fraudulent and toxic ARMs

You’ve shed your skin of seductive charms

[4plexowner]

ARMs and underarms is a weak rhyme – how about this one?

Filled with fraudulent and toxic ARMs

You’ve shed your skin of seductive charms

[4plexowner]

ARMs and underarms is a weak rhyme – how about this one?

Filled with fraudulent and toxic ARMs

You’ve shed your skin of seductive charms

[4plexowner]

ARMs and underarms is a weak rhyme – how about this one?

Filled with fraudulent and toxic ARMs

You’ve shed your skin of seductive charms

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