Looks like Borat has put his house up for sale

[pizzaman]

This should put a smile on your face. Anyone else have some good ones?

http://www.redfin.com/stingray/do/printable-listing?listing-id=1224945

Description reads:
Property locates North of Temecula near freeway 15. Large lot with front and backyard. Have very nice laidout concrete for BBQ and sitting out for a relaxation. More features you may appreciate

[kewp]

bars on bedroom window, for when brother bilo visit.

[Anonymous]

This is ridiculous. Both the seller and agent are JPN (Just Plain Nuts).

[Anonymous]

This is ridiculous. Both the seller and agent are JPN (Just Plain Nuts).

[Anonymous]

This is ridiculous. Both the seller and agent are JPN (Just Plain Nuts).

[Anonymous]

This is ridiculous. Both the seller and agent are JPN (Just Plain Nuts).

[Anonymous]

This is ridiculous. Both the seller and agent are JPN (Just Plain Nuts).

[kewp]

bars on bedroom window, for when brother bilo visit.

[kewp]

bars on bedroom window, for when brother bilo visit.

[kewp]

bars on bedroom window, for when brother bilo visit.

[kewp]

bars on bedroom window, for when brother bilo visit.

[The OC Scam]

They should just go straight to short sale at 420k and pray some fool comes along and makes an offer! Why people list at 2006 prices is just amazing!

[golfproz]

2006 prices? Even in 2006 that price is delusional.

How can a broker even take a listing like that? I’ve got a better chance of hooking up with Jessica Alba tonight than that house does of selling.

[golfproz]

2006 prices? Even in 2006 that price is delusional.

How can a broker even take a listing like that? I’ve got a better chance of hooking up with Jessica Alba tonight than that house does of selling.

[golfproz]

2006 prices? Even in 2006 that price is delusional.

How can a broker even take a listing like that? I’ve got a better chance of hooking up with Jessica Alba tonight than that house does of selling.

[golfproz]

2006 prices? Even in 2006 that price is delusional.

How can a broker even take a listing like that? I’ve got a better chance of hooking up with Jessica Alba tonight than that house does of selling.

[golfproz]

2006 prices? Even in 2006 that price is delusional.

How can a broker even take a listing like that? I’ve got a better chance of hooking up with Jessica Alba tonight than that house does of selling.

[The OC Scam]

They should just go straight to short sale at 420k and pray some fool comes along and makes an offer! Why people list at 2006 prices is just amazing!

[The OC Scam]

They should just go straight to short sale at 420k and pray some fool comes along and makes an offer! Why people list at 2006 prices is just amazing!

[The OC Scam]

They should just go straight to short sale at 420k and pray some fool comes along and makes an offer! Why people list at 2006 prices is just amazing!

[The OC Scam]

They should just go straight to short sale at 420k and pray some fool comes along and makes an offer! Why people list at 2006 prices is just amazing!

[pizzaman]

I originally posted this one because I thought the description was entertaining. The listing history may actually be more fun.

Price Reduced: 11/07/07 — $649,900 to $512,000
Price Increased: 11/28/07 — $512,000 to $750,000

Heres what I think may have happened. When the seller and his agent realized that having both a front and backyard is somewhat unheard of here in Murrieta they figured a $238,000 increase was in order.

[pizzaman]

I originally posted this one because I thought the description was entertaining. The listing history may actually be more fun.

Price Reduced: 11/07/07 — $649,900 to $512,000
Price Increased: 11/28/07 — $512,000 to $750,000

Heres what I think may have happened. When the seller and his agent realized that having both a front and backyard is somewhat unheard of here in Murrieta they figured a $238,000 increase was in order.

[pizzaman]

I originally posted this one because I thought the description was entertaining. The listing history may actually be more fun.

Price Reduced: 11/07/07 — $649,900 to $512,000
Price Increased: 11/28/07 — $512,000 to $750,000

Heres what I think may have happened. When the seller and his agent realized that having both a front and backyard is somewhat unheard of here in Murrieta they figured a $238,000 increase was in order.

[pizzaman]

I originally posted this one because I thought the description was entertaining. The listing history may actually be more fun.

Price Reduced: 11/07/07 — $649,900 to $512,000
Price Increased: 11/28/07 — $512,000 to $750,000

Heres what I think may have happened. When the seller and his agent realized that having both a front and backyard is somewhat unheard of here in Murrieta they figured a $238,000 increase was in order.

[pizzaman]

I originally posted this one because I thought the description was entertaining. The listing history may actually be more fun.

Price Reduced: 11/07/07 — $649,900 to $512,000
Price Increased: 11/28/07 — $512,000 to $750,000

Heres what I think may have happened. When the seller and his agent realized that having both a front and backyard is somewhat unheard of here in Murrieta they figured a $238,000 increase was in order.

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