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[bearishgurl]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=bearishgurl][quote=urbanrealtor] . . . you can STFU and get me a burrito. . . .[/quote]
What corner are you standing on right now, UR??

… and, you thought this thread was about “Kathy Ireland??” Well, pollute away, then . . . maybe you can find some “nude photos” of her to post :=][/quote]

1: I stopped working the corner a long time ago.
However, I have found that this business is not much different. And I am at University and Richmond. If you want a date with me you have to talk to the man down the block. His name is Rich Toscano. Those of us who work the corner call him “Mr. T”.

2: Mama Testa is the closest but I still can’t get the joke out of my head. If you don’t know, the joke is that the real name of the place is “Mama te esta” (“suck on this” in Spanish) and I don’t like being served by dudes with a “get a little Mexican in you” on their shirts. The food is awesome though.

3: Of course I have nude Kathy Ireland. Its my screen saver. Its still not as sweet as you (or sdr).[/quote]

W-e-l-l-l-l-l, looky here! I come back here to see you found your dinner, UR. Swe-e-e-e-t!! Hey, last time I ate in a taco shop around there it was behind the Subway in the little strip mall kitty corner from Mama Testa’s . . . not sure it’s even still there! And I’ve been to the Starbucks across the st several times and visited someplace to order “blinds” in that complex. I’ll try Mama Testa’s next time I’m in the area! Thanks for the tip!

Say, I’m deeply “troubled” by something here, UR. I read somewhere here recently that you were “strolling” along in DC with the movers and shakers . . . and . . . Wasn’t that when you were with your, uh . . . “family?”

Oh … here it is! http://piggington.com/ot_rally_to_restore_sanity_andor_fear

[quote=urbanrealtor on October 31, 2010]So this is weird.
We were walking out of the East Market (which is an open air farmer’s market type affair) and were walking down the street and I saw I giant inflatable purple spider.
Thats not the weird part.
I turned the stroller around so my son could get a better look.
My wife said, “hon, you’re blocking people”.
I turned and stood to get out of the way.
As I apologized, I realized that the folks I was blocking were Anna and Ben Bernanke.
Damn if the secret service doesn’t look the same in windbreakers and polo shirts.
While I am sure some ass-bag will now tell me I did a service by blocking him, I really just thought it was funny.
Kind of like the first time I saw Rob Halford at Subway or when I asked Jewel to move so I could make a pool shot at the Casbah.[/quote]

Now, I’m no cougar ;=), and I’d never settle for “sloppy seconds” (as my kids would call it….lol) but . . . HOW OLD are you, anyway?? And is “Rich” actually the one in charge of your schedule??

[bearishgurl]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=sdrealtor]Hey I got baited into this when BG brought in a retarded pissing match we were having on another thread. I’ll take the 5th.

And if you come up to NCC I’d be happy to treat you to a killer burrito at Juanita’s or Bull Taco. Your choice.[/quote]

“Sweet sweet words that turn to bitter orange wax in my ears.”

–Philip J Frye.[/quote]

So sad, sdr. In the future I will endeavor not to “bait” you.

yeah, yeah, UR, my kid watches all those shows, too, lol. This one is so totally me . . . she’s your worst nightmare!

[img_assist|nid=14270|title=Morgan|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=288|height=288]

Signed,

B.G. Morgan

[bearishgurl]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=sdrealtor]Hey I got baited into this when BG brought in a retarded pissing match we were having on another thread. I’ll take the 5th.

And if you come up to NCC I’d be happy to treat you to a killer burrito at Juanita’s or Bull Taco. Your choice.[/quote]

“Sweet sweet words that turn to bitter orange wax in my ears.”

–Philip J Frye.[/quote]

So sad, sdr. In the future I will endeavor not to “bait” you.

yeah, yeah, UR, my kid watches all those shows, too, lol. This one is so totally me . . . she’s your worst nightmare!

[img_assist|nid=14270|title=Morgan|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=288|height=288]

Signed,

B.G. Morgan

[bearishgurl]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=sdrealtor]Hey I got baited into this when BG brought in a retarded pissing match we were having on another thread. I’ll take the 5th.

And if you come up to NCC I’d be happy to treat you to a killer burrito at Juanita’s or Bull Taco. Your choice.[/quote]

“Sweet sweet words that turn to bitter orange wax in my ears.”

–Philip J Frye.[/quote]

So sad, sdr. In the future I will endeavor not to “bait” you.

yeah, yeah, UR, my kid watches all those shows, too, lol. This one is so totally me . . . she’s your worst nightmare!

[img_assist|nid=14270|title=Morgan|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=288|height=288]

Signed,

B.G. Morgan

[bearishgurl]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=sdrealtor]Hey I got baited into this when BG brought in a retarded pissing match we were having on another thread. I’ll take the 5th.

And if you come up to NCC I’d be happy to treat you to a killer burrito at Juanita’s or Bull Taco. Your choice.[/quote]

“Sweet sweet words that turn to bitter orange wax in my ears.”

–Philip J Frye.[/quote]

So sad, sdr. In the future I will endeavor not to “bait” you.

yeah, yeah, UR, my kid watches all those shows, too, lol. This one is so totally me . . . she’s your worst nightmare!

[img_assist|nid=14270|title=Morgan|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=288|height=288]

Signed,

B.G. Morgan

[bearishgurl]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=sdrealtor]Hey I got baited into this when BG brought in a retarded pissing match we were having on another thread. I’ll take the 5th.

And if you come up to NCC I’d be happy to treat you to a killer burrito at Juanita’s or Bull Taco. Your choice.[/quote]

“Sweet sweet words that turn to bitter orange wax in my ears.”

–Philip J Frye.[/quote]

So sad, sdr. In the future I will endeavor not to “bait” you.

yeah, yeah, UR, my kid watches all those shows, too, lol. This one is so totally me . . . she’s your worst nightmare!

[img_assist|nid=14270|title=Morgan|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=288|height=288]

Signed,

B.G. Morgan

[urbanrealtor]

I am 35.
I am not really a hooker but I would totally let Rich be my pimp.
The taco place is called Lalo’s.
To quote Morgan, I am a “dirty, dirty boy”.

I have a 2 year old son.

I actually announced his birth on Pigg.

Now get me a burrito.
Or 3 rolled tacos with guacamole and a Dr. Pepper.

The subway with Rob Halford is the one at University and 4th.

[urbanrealtor]

I am 35.
I am not really a hooker but I would totally let Rich be my pimp.
The taco place is called Lalo’s.
To quote Morgan, I am a “dirty, dirty boy”.

I have a 2 year old son.

I actually announced his birth on Pigg.

Now get me a burrito.
Or 3 rolled tacos with guacamole and a Dr. Pepper.

The subway with Rob Halford is the one at University and 4th.

[urbanrealtor]

I am 35.
I am not really a hooker but I would totally let Rich be my pimp.
The taco place is called Lalo’s.
To quote Morgan, I am a “dirty, dirty boy”.

I have a 2 year old son.

I actually announced his birth on Pigg.

Now get me a burrito.
Or 3 rolled tacos with guacamole and a Dr. Pepper.

The subway with Rob Halford is the one at University and 4th.

[urbanrealtor]

I am 35.
I am not really a hooker but I would totally let Rich be my pimp.
The taco place is called Lalo’s.
To quote Morgan, I am a “dirty, dirty boy”.

I have a 2 year old son.

I actually announced his birth on Pigg.

Now get me a burrito.
Or 3 rolled tacos with guacamole and a Dr. Pepper.

The subway with Rob Halford is the one at University and 4th.

[urbanrealtor]

I am 35.
I am not really a hooker but I would totally let Rich be my pimp.
The taco place is called Lalo’s.
To quote Morgan, I am a “dirty, dirty boy”.

I have a 2 year old son.

I actually announced his birth on Pigg.

Now get me a burrito.
Or 3 rolled tacos with guacamole and a Dr. Pepper.

The subway with Rob Halford is the one at University and 4th.

[urbanrealtor]

Also, La Posta at 3rd and Washington is better.

[urbanrealtor]

Also, La Posta at 3rd and Washington is better.

[urbanrealtor]

Also, La Posta at 3rd and Washington is better.

[urbanrealtor]

Also, La Posta at 3rd and Washington is better.

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