Love. Hygiene. That’s the important thing. Hygiene. The toughest thing in the world: [you] have to turn to your mate one night and say: “You gotta wash your ass!” Shit. Knowing how difficult it is, I said it for you : You Gotta Wash Your Ass.
Stage performance (1980), promoting his comedy album, You Gotta Wash Your Ass (1976).
It’s been a sweaty summer, but I showering about 1 to 2x a month and that’s only to be occasionally sociable with my life. A slight rubdown with a towel gets rid of the sweat. Scrub the pits and crotcg several times a day, at work w paper towels.
The hair is the only place that smells according to wife. I scrub 9t with a towel but it’s still kind of heavily human smelling.
[quote=scaredyclassic]It’s been a sweaty summer, but I showering about 1 to 2x a month and that’s only to be occasionally sociable with my life. A slight rubdown with a towel gets rid of the sweat. Scrub the pits and crotcg several times a day, at work w paper towels.
The hair is the only place that smells according to wife. I scrub 9t with a towel but it’s still kind of heavily human smelling.
Need to keep it short maybe find some product.[/quote]
You sound unnecessarily stubborn. Towel washing is make work!
What’s wrong with rinsing under water? You could rinse with a hose or install an outdoor shower to simulate nature. If you lived in a rainy tropical climate you would just walk out under the rain. When I was a kid, I loved being out under the tropical rain.
Today is my down day. I went to Costco in mission valley. They have the Toto Japanese washlet. Incidentally, when I remodel my units, I always install an electric outlet for this purpose. I remember my cousin having to install one for her mom who had Alzheimer’s and could no longer wipe her ass.
$320. But it doesn’t have auto open and close. They say you will not use toilet paper again. But still you’d want to wipe to avoid a wet ass.
