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October 10, 2007 at 4:26 PM #10564October 10, 2007 at 4:56 PM #87892
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ParticipantShe could barely afford the initial payments so she signed a 100% interest-only adjustable rate loan? Poor thing. Let’s bail her out!
October 10, 2007 at 4:56 PM #87897nostradamus
ParticipantShe could barely afford the initial payments so she signed a 100% interest-only adjustable rate loan? Poor thing. Let’s bail her out!
October 10, 2007 at 5:05 PM #87899SD Attorney
ParticipantTwo hilarious quotes from that article:
1) The picture on the front page, “Delia Toothman stands in front of a condo she once owned that is now being sold in a foreclosure auction”
Hmmm, I thought she was renting it from the bank for 30 years until she becomes the “owner”.
2) In the last paragraph of the story, “I’ve always been one who paid the bills on time. I always did things the right way.”
Obviously, she hasn’t always done things the right way…FOR INSTANCE TAKING INVESTMENT ADVICE FROM A REALTOR SELLING CONDOS IN SAN DIEGO. That’s like investing all your savings in the next Tori Spelling movie.
Sorry to be so harsh, but man is she a dumbass and how come her Dad makes her sleep in the garage. WTF.
October 10, 2007 at 5:05 PM #87894SD Attorney
ParticipantTwo hilarious quotes from that article:
1) The picture on the front page, “Delia Toothman stands in front of a condo she once owned that is now being sold in a foreclosure auction”
Hmmm, I thought she was renting it from the bank for 30 years until she becomes the “owner”.
2) In the last paragraph of the story, “I’ve always been one who paid the bills on time. I always did things the right way.”
Obviously, she hasn’t always done things the right way…FOR INSTANCE TAKING INVESTMENT ADVICE FROM A REALTOR SELLING CONDOS IN SAN DIEGO. That’s like investing all your savings in the next Tori Spelling movie.
Sorry to be so harsh, but man is she a dumbass and how come her Dad makes her sleep in the garage. WTF.
October 10, 2007 at 5:24 PM #87900drunkle
Participanta navy vet, skilled worker and clean cut looking young woman. hornswaggled by the Subprimes, a nefarious gang of used home salesmen. we have to help her! Mortgage Bailout Man, do something!
have no fear, Mortgage Bailout Man is here… kapow! blam! owwie! take that you nefarious used home salesmen!
Subprimes, we’re outta here! coo coo cachoo!
oh, thank you Mortgage Bailout Man, you’re my hero!
that’s ok, little lady. just remember: the next time someone wants you to pay your debts, just say NO!
meanwhile, back at Seedy O headquarters…
the Subprimes have failed! Heli-Ben Kenobi, you’re our only hope!
October 10, 2007 at 5:24 PM #87905drunkle
Participanta navy vet, skilled worker and clean cut looking young woman. hornswaggled by the Subprimes, a nefarious gang of used home salesmen. we have to help her! Mortgage Bailout Man, do something!
have no fear, Mortgage Bailout Man is here… kapow! blam! owwie! take that you nefarious used home salesmen!
Subprimes, we’re outta here! coo coo cachoo!
oh, thank you Mortgage Bailout Man, you’re my hero!
that’s ok, little lady. just remember: the next time someone wants you to pay your debts, just say NO!
meanwhile, back at Seedy O headquarters…
the Subprimes have failed! Heli-Ben Kenobi, you’re our only hope!
October 11, 2007 at 10:15 AM #88054ibjames
Participantha Drunkle, classic
October 11, 2007 at 10:15 AM #88059ibjames
Participantha Drunkle, classic
October 11, 2007 at 10:31 AM #88058Diego Mamani
ParticipantI was having difficulty waking up… (I’ve been in front of the computer since 8 am) but Drunkle’s superhero comic satire made me laugh loud and now I’m fully awake!!
October 11, 2007 at 10:31 AM #88063Diego Mamani
ParticipantI was having difficulty waking up… (I’ve been in front of the computer since 8 am) but Drunkle’s superhero comic satire made me laugh loud and now I’m fully awake!!
October 11, 2007 at 11:09 AM #88082CBad
ParticipantDidn’t she see any red flags when she only qualified for 360K yet they wanted her to buy a house for 415K? Her monthly take home pay is 2K for goodness sakes! If you can’t do basic math maybe you shouldn’t own a house.
October 11, 2007 at 11:09 AM #88087CBad
ParticipantDidn’t she see any red flags when she only qualified for 360K yet they wanted her to buy a house for 415K? Her monthly take home pay is 2K for goodness sakes! If you can’t do basic math maybe you shouldn’t own a house.
October 11, 2007 at 11:19 AM #88086bsrsharma
ParticipantIf you can't do basic math maybe you shouldn't own a house.
How does it make you feel to know she might have worked with Carriers/Destroyers/Submarines/Missiles/Bombs/Aircraft… may be even Nukes?
October 11, 2007 at 11:19 AM #88091bsrsharma
ParticipantIf you can't do basic math maybe you shouldn't own a house.
How does it make you feel to know she might have worked with Carriers/Destroyers/Submarines/Missiles/Bombs/Aircraft… may be even Nukes?
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