Fun thread: Upgrades

[afx114]

Mid-century Modern.

And why CAT-6? Everything’s going wireless.

[renterclint]

This thread is unbelievable… I can not believe the great response this topic has received. Of course, if the words “stripper” and “pole” come together, only magical things are sure to happen…

Me like granite. I have corian. I hate corian. Corian scratches easy. People say “you can sand the scratches out of corian”. I say who wants to sand your entire countertop?! You can’t just sand where the scratches are, then you have a dip. (am i rambling?)

I have stainless too (corian & stainless came with the house). They look awesome, but yes they have to become dated at some point. I mean, my white refrigerator looks sort of 80’s/90’s dated too (yes – I have one white fridge w/everything else stainless… yummy), and that is white!! If white will look dated, we all have no chance. Just run out & get that Brady-bunch avocado & wait a couple years for it to come back in style.

Ownerclint.

[renterclint]

This thread is unbelievable… I can not believe the great response this topic has received. Of course, if the words “stripper” and “pole” come together, only magical things are sure to happen…

Me like granite. I have corian. I hate corian. Corian scratches easy. People say “you can sand the scratches out of corian”. I say who wants to sand your entire countertop?! You can’t just sand where the scratches are, then you have a dip. (am i rambling?)

I have stainless too (corian & stainless came with the house). They look awesome, but yes they have to become dated at some point. I mean, my white refrigerator looks sort of 80’s/90’s dated too (yes – I have one white fridge w/everything else stainless… yummy), and that is white!! If white will look dated, we all have no chance. Just run out & get that Brady-bunch avocado & wait a couple years for it to come back in style.

Ownerclint.

[renterclint]

This thread is unbelievable… I can not believe the great response this topic has received. Of course, if the words “stripper” and “pole” come together, only magical things are sure to happen…

Me like granite. I have corian. I hate corian. Corian scratches easy. People say “you can sand the scratches out of corian”. I say who wants to sand your entire countertop?! You can’t just sand where the scratches are, then you have a dip. (am i rambling?)

I have stainless too (corian & stainless came with the house). They look awesome, but yes they have to become dated at some point. I mean, my white refrigerator looks sort of 80’s/90’s dated too (yes – I have one white fridge w/everything else stainless… yummy), and that is white!! If white will look dated, we all have no chance. Just run out & get that Brady-bunch avocado & wait a couple years for it to come back in style.

Ownerclint.

[renterclint]

This thread is unbelievable… I can not believe the great response this topic has received. Of course, if the words “stripper” and “pole” come together, only magical things are sure to happen…

Me like granite. I have corian. I hate corian. Corian scratches easy. People say “you can sand the scratches out of corian”. I say who wants to sand your entire countertop?! You can’t just sand where the scratches are, then you have a dip. (am i rambling?)

I have stainless too (corian & stainless came with the house). They look awesome, but yes they have to become dated at some point. I mean, my white refrigerator looks sort of 80’s/90’s dated too (yes – I have one white fridge w/everything else stainless… yummy), and that is white!! If white will look dated, we all have no chance. Just run out & get that Brady-bunch avocado & wait a couple years for it to come back in style.

Ownerclint.

[renterclint]

This thread is unbelievable… I can not believe the great response this topic has received. Of course, if the words “stripper” and “pole” come together, only magical things are sure to happen…

Me like granite. I have corian. I hate corian. Corian scratches easy. People say “you can sand the scratches out of corian”. I say who wants to sand your entire countertop?! You can’t just sand where the scratches are, then you have a dip. (am i rambling?)

I have stainless too (corian & stainless came with the house). They look awesome, but yes they have to become dated at some point. I mean, my white refrigerator looks sort of 80’s/90’s dated too (yes – I have one white fridge w/everything else stainless… yummy), and that is white!! If white will look dated, we all have no chance. Just run out & get that Brady-bunch avocado & wait a couple years for it to come back in style.

Ownerclint.

[CardiffBaseball]

The most difficult question seemingly encountered where I live is whether to upgrade the kitchen or the wife.

So with that the options:
Silicone
Botox
Tummy Tuck
Face lift
Spider or Varicose Vein fix
Good wardrobe with “sexy time” shoes

Now for you guys with roving eyes (I must admit the Cougars at PF Changs today were out) alternatively you can avoid this and completely upgrade to wife 2.0. Just make sure there’s no baggage. Much cheaper to keep wife 1.0. Take your seemingly old Honda, slap on a little bondo, get a good paint job and keep it on the road right?

The funny thing is if I had the cash for all this my wife would gladly get some of these services.

[CardiffBaseball]

The most difficult question seemingly encountered where I live is whether to upgrade the kitchen or the wife.

So with that the options:
Silicone
Botox
Tummy Tuck
Face lift
Spider or Varicose Vein fix
Good wardrobe with “sexy time” shoes

Now for you guys with roving eyes (I must admit the Cougars at PF Changs today were out) alternatively you can avoid this and completely upgrade to wife 2.0. Just make sure there’s no baggage. Much cheaper to keep wife 1.0. Take your seemingly old Honda, slap on a little bondo, get a good paint job and keep it on the road right?

The funny thing is if I had the cash for all this my wife would gladly get some of these services.

[CardiffBaseball]

The most difficult question seemingly encountered where I live is whether to upgrade the kitchen or the wife.

So with that the options:
Silicone
Botox
Tummy Tuck
Face lift
Spider or Varicose Vein fix
Good wardrobe with “sexy time” shoes

Now for you guys with roving eyes (I must admit the Cougars at PF Changs today were out) alternatively you can avoid this and completely upgrade to wife 2.0. Just make sure there’s no baggage. Much cheaper to keep wife 1.0. Take your seemingly old Honda, slap on a little bondo, get a good paint job and keep it on the road right?

The funny thing is if I had the cash for all this my wife would gladly get some of these services.

[CardiffBaseball]

The most difficult question seemingly encountered where I live is whether to upgrade the kitchen or the wife.

So with that the options:
Silicone
Botox
Tummy Tuck
Face lift
Spider or Varicose Vein fix
Good wardrobe with “sexy time” shoes

Now for you guys with roving eyes (I must admit the Cougars at PF Changs today were out) alternatively you can avoid this and completely upgrade to wife 2.0. Just make sure there’s no baggage. Much cheaper to keep wife 1.0. Take your seemingly old Honda, slap on a little bondo, get a good paint job and keep it on the road right?

The funny thing is if I had the cash for all this my wife would gladly get some of these services.

[CardiffBaseball]

The most difficult question seemingly encountered where I live is whether to upgrade the kitchen or the wife.

So with that the options:
Silicone
Botox
Tummy Tuck
Face lift
Spider or Varicose Vein fix
Good wardrobe with “sexy time” shoes

Now for you guys with roving eyes (I must admit the Cougars at PF Changs today were out) alternatively you can avoid this and completely upgrade to wife 2.0. Just make sure there’s no baggage. Much cheaper to keep wife 1.0. Take your seemingly old Honda, slap on a little bondo, get a good paint job and keep it on the road right?

The funny thing is if I had the cash for all this my wife would gladly get some of these services.

[temeculaguy]

Girlfriend 1.0 is cheaper than wife 1.0 and wife 2.0, then there’s no upcharge or carry cost to upgrade to girlfriend 2.0, then 3.0. The technology moves too fast to lock into anything, by the time you get it home it’s obsolete. If you remodel wife 1.0 she may find husband 2.0, upgrade the kitchen and still get the sexytime shoes and wardrobe, a corset can work miracles, so can alcohol.

[temeculaguy]

Girlfriend 1.0 is cheaper than wife 1.0 and wife 2.0, then there’s no upcharge or carry cost to upgrade to girlfriend 2.0, then 3.0. The technology moves too fast to lock into anything, by the time you get it home it’s obsolete. If you remodel wife 1.0 she may find husband 2.0, upgrade the kitchen and still get the sexytime shoes and wardrobe, a corset can work miracles, so can alcohol.

[temeculaguy]

Girlfriend 1.0 is cheaper than wife 1.0 and wife 2.0, then there’s no upcharge or carry cost to upgrade to girlfriend 2.0, then 3.0. The technology moves too fast to lock into anything, by the time you get it home it’s obsolete. If you remodel wife 1.0 she may find husband 2.0, upgrade the kitchen and still get the sexytime shoes and wardrobe, a corset can work miracles, so can alcohol.

[temeculaguy]

Girlfriend 1.0 is cheaper than wife 1.0 and wife 2.0, then there’s no upcharge or carry cost to upgrade to girlfriend 2.0, then 3.0. The technology moves too fast to lock into anything, by the time you get it home it’s obsolete. If you remodel wife 1.0 she may find husband 2.0, upgrade the kitchen and still get the sexytime shoes and wardrobe, a corset can work miracles, so can alcohol.

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