Fed Drops Rate .25%…Market tanks.

[4plexowner]

does anyone understand how straddles work? care to explain it in 30 words or less or better yet provide an example?

I suspect that strategies that profit from volatility are making good money right now – anyone employing straddles, spreads, strangles, etc?

[Coronita]

DUG is a short fund for oil/gas.

[Coronita]

DUG is a short fund for oil/gas.

[Coronita]

DUG is a short fund for oil/gas.

[Coronita]

DUG is a short fund for oil/gas.

[Coronita]

DUG is a short fund for oil/gas.

[RatherOpinionated]

“I fear this little piggy is going to get slaughtered in the coming days. ”

All this troll can do is laugh!!!! Dow up 200.

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[RatherOpinionated]

“I fear this little piggy is going to get slaughtered in the coming days. ”

All this troll can do is laugh!!!! Dow up 200.

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[RatherOpinionated]

“I fear this little piggy is going to get slaughtered in the coming days. ”

All this troll can do is laugh!!!! Dow up 200.

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[RatherOpinionated]

“I fear this little piggy is going to get slaughtered in the coming days. ”

All this troll can do is laugh!!!! Dow up 200.

[img_assist|nid=5758|title= |desc=|link=node|align=left|width=419|height=500]

[RatherOpinionated]

“I fear this little piggy is going to get slaughtered in the coming days. ”

All this troll can do is laugh!!!! Dow up 200.

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[Coronita]

RatherOpinionated,

I have to say, your picture would look perfect for my signature.

Not that it's really your business,my comment about the little piggy is about DUG getting slaughtered in the coming days.

I am long pretty much long in everything except oil and gas. I just feel oil/gas has reached beyond fundamentals. But what do i know. It's a crap shoot which waythe ball is bouncing on a given day. If i really knew what I was doing, I would be working on Wall Street. So I'm losing money on this fund, so fvcking what.

 

Your point about the 200pt rise today is fine. But again, I wasn't exactly happy when my portfolio lost value in the 300 pt plunge yesterday either, so any recovery float my boat as well. However, mind you we're still down 100pt relative this week. I would be thankful for dow closing 14000 this year. Doesn't seem like it's going to happen.

 

While you're at it, feel free to post how well DUG is doing. Nice death spiral so far.

The good news, is the government will bail me out of this investment.

 

Signed,

Bitter renter,ex-qualcomm, ex-IPOed startups 1,2,3,4 fat lazy union worker.

 

[Coronita]

RatherOpinionated,

I have to say, your picture would look perfect for my signature.

Not that it's really your business,my comment about the little piggy is about DUG getting slaughtered in the coming days.

I am long pretty much long in everything except oil and gas. I just feel oil/gas has reached beyond fundamentals. But what do i know. It's a crap shoot which waythe ball is bouncing on a given day. If i really knew what I was doing, I would be working on Wall Street. So I'm losing money on this fund, so fvcking what.

 

Your point about the 200pt rise today is fine. But again, I wasn't exactly happy when my portfolio lost value in the 300 pt plunge yesterday either, so any recovery float my boat as well. However, mind you we're still down 100pt relative this week. I would be thankful for dow closing 14000 this year. Doesn't seem like it's going to happen.

 

While you're at it, feel free to post how well DUG is doing. Nice death spiral so far.

The good news, is the government will bail me out of this investment.

 

Signed,

Bitter renter,ex-qualcomm, ex-IPOed startups 1,2,3,4 fat lazy union worker.

 

[Coronita]

RatherOpinionated,

I have to say, your picture would look perfect for my signature.

Not that it's really your business,my comment about the little piggy is about DUG getting slaughtered in the coming days.

I am long pretty much long in everything except oil and gas. I just feel oil/gas has reached beyond fundamentals. But what do i know. It's a crap shoot which waythe ball is bouncing on a given day. If i really knew what I was doing, I would be working on Wall Street. So I'm losing money on this fund, so fvcking what.

 

Your point about the 200pt rise today is fine. But again, I wasn't exactly happy when my portfolio lost value in the 300 pt plunge yesterday either, so any recovery float my boat as well. However, mind you we're still down 100pt relative this week. I would be thankful for dow closing 14000 this year. Doesn't seem like it's going to happen.

 

While you're at it, feel free to post how well DUG is doing. Nice death spiral so far.

The good news, is the government will bail me out of this investment.

 

Signed,

Bitter renter,ex-qualcomm, ex-IPOed startups 1,2,3,4 fat lazy union worker.

 

[Coronita]

RatherOpinionated,

I have to say, your picture would look perfect for my signature.

Not that it's really your business,my comment about the little piggy is about DUG getting slaughtered in the coming days.

I am long pretty much long in everything except oil and gas. I just feel oil/gas has reached beyond fundamentals. But what do i know. It's a crap shoot which waythe ball is bouncing on a given day. If i really knew what I was doing, I would be working on Wall Street. So I'm losing money on this fund, so fvcking what.

 

Your point about the 200pt rise today is fine. But again, I wasn't exactly happy when my portfolio lost value in the 300 pt plunge yesterday either, so any recovery float my boat as well. However, mind you we're still down 100pt relative this week. I would be thankful for dow closing 14000 this year. Doesn't seem like it's going to happen.

 

While you're at it, feel free to post how well DUG is doing. Nice death spiral so far.

The good news, is the government will bail me out of this investment.

 

Signed,

Bitter renter,ex-qualcomm, ex-IPOed startups 1,2,3,4 fat lazy union worker.

 

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