Dog poop!!

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[quote=sdduuuude]How about a massive dose of doggie laxative.[/quote]

Might not be the best idea if the dog already has the habit of releasing over the OP’s lawn.

[matt-waiting]

CA Renter,

You missed my point. I never said anything about excusing the person who did not pick up after their dog. He is probably lazy, and after being asked to stop, clearly an A-hole.

I just don’t think it is very wise to a) harm the dog or b) resort to poop consolidation as an act of revenge.

Like Desmond, I believe people should be especially cautious and exercise restraint when it comes to neighbors. The fact that the dog owner already showed signs of craziness is more evidence that you should not start a war with him. Here is my motto: “Never engage crazy, especially when crazy knows where you live.”

Yes, not picking up your dog’s poop is inconsiderate. Responding by sh*t bombing his house is dangerous.

But if you want to do it go ahead. I will buy your house for cheap when you are forced to sell to get away from your crazy neighbor.

[sdduuuude]

[quote=craptcha][quote=sdduuuude]How about a massive dose of doggie laxative.[/quote]

Might not be the best idea if the dog already has the habit of releasing over the OP’s lawn.[/quote]

I’m thinking if they walk their dog and he goes to the bathroom on the walk, he has nowhere to go back home. Possibly stuck inside. Heh, heh.

[CA renter]

[quote=matt-waiting]CA Renter,

You missed my point. I never said anything about excusing the person who did not pick up after their dog. He is probably lazy, and after being asked to stop, clearly an A-hole.

I just don’t think it is very wise to a) harm the dog or b) resort to poop consolidation as an act of revenge.

Like Desmond, I believe people should be especially cautious and exercise restraint when it comes to neighbors. The fact that the dog owner already showed signs of craziness is more evidence that you should not start a war with him. Here is my motto: “Never engage crazy, especially when crazy knows where you live.”

Yes, not picking up your dog’s poop is inconsiderate. Responding by sh*t bombing his house is dangerous.

But if you want to do it go ahead. I will buy your house for cheap when you are forced to sell to get away from your crazy neighbor.[/quote]

Not picking up after one’s dog is lazy. Shit-bombing the lazy idiot’s house is crazy.

You can pick up the lazy dog owner’s house for cheap when they have to get away from their “crazy” neighbor. 😉

[spdrun]

matt-waiting …

Assuming that the dog sh!ts on all of the local lawns, how would Mr. Nutso MrCrazypants know which jolly neighbor left him a lovely present?

He can’t fight everyone at once, but he might get the hint that someone Doesn’t Like His Dog Poop.

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